Star Guardian Ezreal is not funny to anyone over 15 years of age

ryona·5/11/2017, 7:00:33 AM·7 votes·7,679 views

I know that those ten and under playing this game might find Ezreal's effeminate appearance and homosexual jokes between Taric hilarious, and him getting a SG skin is fucking gold because he's girly, but still a guy and now he's gonna wear a skirt right? Laugh out loud, right?

It's not fucking funny at all. It's actually enraging this childish shit is what Soraka lost the SG skin for.

40 Comments

SEKAI5/12/2017, 9:45:46 AM11 votes

We don't even know the validity of the rumour.

And even if we assume it's indeed coming:

SG Ezreal is most likely not even going to wear shirts, who says he's going to in the first place? Considering in Sailor Moon and Cardcaptor Sakura where much of the inspiration of the SG skin line has come from, the male characters wear suits in them.

Secondly, even if he is wearing skirts or being effeminate or whatever, what's the big deal? Do you have issues with girls wearing jeans, too? Why so diehard on the gender stereotype? Can't Ezreal be a guy who likes to wears skirts, or just don't mind wearing them, or just don't conform to the traditional view of his gender, or just don't identify as male in 1 of his skin because skins are not canon most of the time anyway, etc etc etc? Is 1 skin or 2, or 1 character or 2 in the entire game that goes against the traditional gender archetype, or merely just not heeding it 100%, that much to handle?

idk man.

TyrekGoldenspear5/11/2017, 5:16:37 PM10 votes

That is an awfully arbitrary age threshold you set.

Ebonmaw Dragon5/12/2017, 1:56:45 AM5 votes

This may be a bit out of topic but.... Can I borrow that Time Machine that you have?

You know... to see the skin actually in game before saying if it is funny or not (And bring dinosaurs to the 21th century just for fun)

Meep Man5/12/2017, 5:37:31 PM3 votes

I think you need a beer or something dude, something that'll make ya laugh

Breaku5/12/2017, 9:46:53 AM3 votes

Hi, I'm 28 and still find it funny

So

Hahaha

Ralanr5/12/2017, 1:05:51 PM3 votes

23 here, I find the concept of SG Ezreal hilarious.

MinaZer05/11/2017, 7:04:21 AM2 votes

If youve ever seen sailor moon (which this skin line is an homage for), he'll more than likely be a 'Tuxedo mask' reference not a girly skin.

GreenLore5/11/2017, 8:16:07 AM2 votes

Soraka is a bad candidate for the skinline anyway.

The big problem is that Soraka has goat-legs.

And regardless of the skin,soraka will always have goatlegs or a skirt that covers them. But magical girls are known to wear miniskirts,so covering them would look out of place,but a magical girl with goat legs would look even more out of place.

cinomenapplebae5/12/2017, 1:41:37 AM2 votes

It's not meant to be a joke though, and the skin isn't even out or confirmed yet.

Friendly Ram5/12/2017, 2:05:51 AM2 votes

Yes the Star Guardian Ezreal is going to be grand.

Sukishoo5/12/2017, 2:10:20 AM2 votes

We don't know if he will indeed be wearing a skirt. They may have designed his more like the male characters of magical girl. Such as Tuxedo Mask.

(thoughIfindithilariousandWANThiminaskirtXD)

PowerSmoker5/11/2017, 8:11:47 AM1 votes

Ehh?

69469238DEL15/12/2017, 5:25:46 PM1 votes

Weebs are forever 12 years old

MrHaZeYo5/11/2017, 7:29:03 AM1 votes

Their are new SGs skins coming out? Link?

Also I'd be cool if he got a Tuxedo Mask style skin.

RogueWill5/13/2017, 3:24:21 AM1 votes

I don't know. Armor of the Fifth Age Taric is pretty funny and I use it every time I play Taric. Shouldn't Ez fit the same category. Besides we also have debonair Vi (a skin line that was supposed to be for man) and is a cross-dresser (ish) skin without the joke which is pretty ncie for its price.