WHO IS SANTA 2017?????????????

MUA HAHAHAHA! it worked! that Braum Santa is fast asleep! thanks to your sleep powder i put in his cookies! zzz now to take his Santa suit and that fake mustache he always wear. now i'm Santa Draaaaven! and i'm Mrs. Clause! ew no way. you're an elf, you stay as an elf well, i'm keeping Mrs. Claus's coat anyway. don't forget your beard! now that i'm in control, the only presents people are gonna get are Draaaaaven action figures! zzz EVERYONE IN THE WORLD, NAUGHTY OR NICE, WILL KNOW AND AWE ME! MUAHAHAHA! and Jinx too! oh yeah you too i guess stop! you're not going to do anything, once i handle you! holy draven! did that doll just come alive? did i do that? must be the Santa suit no, you dimwit. that's just Snow Fawn Poppy, one of Santa Braum's most trusted ally yeah well, whoever she is, let's end her. remember, no witnesses i'm feistier than i look! grabs a giant bell ow! she crushed my train! NOT MY CHOO CHOO TRAIN! let's get outta here! she has a thornmail! onto the sleigh! not so fast! i am Santa Veigar, and i will take over the world! what the, you too? aren't you supposed to be an elf? is that supposed to be a short joke? hahaha! i get it! good one! no one is going to steal Santa Braum's identity this Christmas! surrender now! or what, midget? easy with the name calling there! it's 3 versus 1. what are you going to do, Poppy? i will call upon the retired Santa! he can stop you all! oh yeah? and who might that be? yo. i got your voice message, Poppy. where are the rum? GRAGAS?!??!!? just how many Santas are there? a lot, actually i didn't know you can retire as Santa stop stalling! bow down to your new master! the dark time has come for--- ults Santa Veigar away no! our only ability power ally! not that he was on our side or anything. wait, where's Draven? it's Draaaaaaven to you! i met a rather handsome fella just now of course, he is starring at his reflection again. note to self: keep mirrors away from Draaaven! so... no rum? they stole your rum, Santa Gragas! get them! hey, wait a minute! Poppy is lying! you're going on the naughty list, girl! I LOVE RUM. WHERE MY RUM! ha! you wouldn't fight us, not when you can ruin Mrs. Claus's suit i'm wearing! fools! if there's one thing i love more than Mrs. Claus, it's rum! oof! ow! stop it! my beautiful face! hello, this is the police. we came here with some complaint notices from your neighbor, Nunu everything is fine, things are handled around here no it's not! that midget and this drunk fatman are trying to kill us! a murder? now now, we can't have that around here, especially on Christmas I LOVE RUM zzz no, officer. you see, we were--- WAIT. what's that i hear? hear what? that ticking sound!

everything blew up entering out from the bomb debris is...

i, Santa Zilean, will take over this Santa business, and marry Mrs. Claus! MUAHAHAHAHA!