a sad Urgot ARURF story

yes! i finally got picked in All Random Ultra Rapid Fire! my summoner wants to trade me? he is out of his mind! surely the person will instantly accept me well, i got declined. wait, I got rerolled. why? i thought i was awesome. no one wants me? join the club you used to be awesome, now you're just a another tank builder nuh uh! he can still build all damage, he HAVE to. after all, what's the point of building tank in ARURF when you can do that in normal? actually, Ryze is right. once my short range even gets close enough to an enemy, i'd get rekt instantly unless i build tank well, isn't there another way? poke them from outside your short range? go ability power? except for sitting back and Kill Stealing with ults every 20 seconds or so, there is no other effective way i'm afraid that ever since Urgot got reworked, he lost his ability to harass and poke from a far distance yeah i used to be able to spam Q like ADC autoattacks on max attack speed and with a slow effect. and a spammable shield that protects him almost 24/7 summoners used to spam the trade button on me, now no one wants me dang, Urgot used to be so much more fun in ARURF. now he's just a damage taker hello Nunu, this is Rito police. due to popular demands, you might as well consider yourself nerfed next, after Swain and Aatrox what? nuuuuuuu. sorry kiddo, you might not get out of this one since popular demand got **me **reworked you too, Ryze for the fourth time? nooooo! oh the horror is starting again!