Its People Like This Who Make Me Think.... Maby Bilgewater Ain't So Bad
The Woman Just Murdering Fools Corvo Antano Style, In Bilgewater we have the decency to offer you as tribute to the mother serpent.
City Of Progress My Ass.
The Woman Just Murdering Fools Corvo Antano Style, In Bilgewater we have the decency to offer you as tribute to the mother serpent.
City Of Progress My Ass.
Well she believes that her killings are necessary for that progress, as anyone who disrupts the delicate order of their high society could bring it all crashing down. So at least in her eyes her deeds are probably wholly justifiable.
All i'm saying is over in Bilgewater, we don't have complex and asinine reason to murder it usually comes down to one of 3 things
and you Sharjo..i have a question for you
"Do you like scrimshaw" 
Just because you sometimes drop your dead in the sea doesn't meant one nation is more progressive than the other.
And scrimshaw is fucking awesome. I applaud anyone who can do it because it's astounding to behold.
That my be so sir but i still wonder,in a world where hextechnology exist how do places like bilgewater stay intact when their still using gunpowder and lead
edit:It may not make us more progressive...but it does make us more Badass
Hextech is ubber expansive and pretty hard to replicate.
Also gunpowder and lead still kill people. It's just not as flashy
All i'm saying is over in Bilgewater, we don't have complex and asinine reason to murder it usually comes down to one of 3 things
- I don't like you
- You have something i want 3.I need to send a message
and you Sharjo..i have a question for you
"Do you like scrimshaw"
At least bilgewater doesnt kill you and your family for some uncomprehendable reason like, "maintaining balance for the greater good" from a INDIVIDUAL.
...well a chaotic mob might kill you but at least its somehow more acceptable
But in my eyes,i like the idea of having one guy that won the city fair and square,who can be dethroned, than the messed up and terrifying political structure that the folks at Piltover have.
All i'm saying is over in Bilgewater, we don't have complex and asinine reason to murder it usually comes down to one of 3 things
- I don't like you
- You have something i want 3.I need to send a message
and you Sharjo..i have a question for you
"Do you like scrimshaw"
Oooooooooooooh Shitfucks.
: It's a Pirates life for me! Aye Lads? Screw them Land Lovers, Life is like a bottle of Rum, It's only empty until you get another drink! Yaarrr
: AHem
: Uh oh
Bilgewater politics at it's best
The people of Bilgewater are known for having sexual relations with the specters that invade their land [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]