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Big Lincoln48 votes

urgot rework's got you that excited, huh?

TheDangerousTaco6 votes

Hell ya. Bring out the sexiness that is urgod. Star guardian urgot coming soon too

Núll28 votes

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Big Lincoln23 votes

undressing me with his eye

Melledoneus13 votes

Brings me back to the Vel'koz analysing poros days.

SzGamer2271 votes

Which engrossing orfice do you have in mind for this one? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lady Faceless1 votes

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Which engrossing orfice do you have in mind for this one? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

http://imgur.com/a/QKpAi[/img]

BoilTheOil1 votes

im not clicking on that mate

Lady Faceless2 votes

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im not clicking on that mate

I don't know why the preview is broken, but it is just a bug report from the official Client, which had some very "interesting" wording.

Reaper Soraka2 votes

Their playful error message regarding Vel'koz cut off 'analysis' a little early.

Velzard of Koz2 votes

Velkoz Sexy indeed

Krabohod11 votes

Honestly, there is no need in female fanservice, cause we have Braum. Who can be more sexier than strong kind-hearted man that will never let you down?

And I'm saying this as a man.

Blood Magicks12 votes

Braum's aesthetics fall in the genre of bara, which is models/hentai targeted at gay men.

In other words he is what gay men find attractive but to women he's just a good fella you would date for his kind heart rather than his looks.

That's why I said "bara doesn't count" in the OP.

Fasmodey1 votes

I like Bara more than your taste but still Braum is not a turn on for me. Maybe because he is way overmuscled.

Variks the Loyal2 votes

I've actually had this conversation with my girlfriend before. She said she personally doesn't like Braum because he feels more like a friendly, strong uncle or grandpa as opposed to someone she'd be romantically involved with.

XIII Vanitas3 votes

Well, Braum is and looks quite old.

Krabohod10 votes

Do you just called me gay?

TwinkiePro12 votes

low key just called you a homo.

Velasan1 votes

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Braum's aesthetics fall in the genre of bara, which is models/hentai targeted at gay men.

In other words he is what gay men find attractive but to women he's just a good fella you would date for his kind heart rather than his looks.

That's why I said "bara doesn't count" in the OP.

Hmm I learned something new today. Does this mean nice guys always finish last? : (

Jorencice5 votes

Not really.

If your a nice guy though if suggest just starting off dating milfs.

It's what your going to end up with anyway after finding out girls your age want edgy bad boys.

Blood Magicks1 votes

I don't understand why people keep finding all these deep personal reasons when with young women it's all about looks. Plain and simple, women are just as physical as men and if they have a choice they will go for the most attractive one available (except in the case of extreme red flags ofc).

Ralanr3 votes

I want to disagree, but I've been to enough adult parties to know that you're right.

Jorencice1 votes

Lol that's wha women want to think. But emotions are everything for young women.

(Here comes the part no one's going to believe but idc)

I've emotionally manipulated my self into enough women's pants to know they could really care less about looks if your willing to be "there" for them. Yea I'm one of those assholes that makes them fall in love with me before pumping and dumping.

Luckily I grew out of that phase before being killed by an insane jaded woman.

Sure I guess I'll give you that if I was sexy as fuck it wouldn't nearly been as much work each time. But emotions are the only thing I found that works on 100% of women.

Blood Magicks2 votes

Besides the obvious weak point that anecdotes aren't valid proof, there is a threshhold of looks below which no amount of manipulation can help you.

e.g. cant manipulate anyone if you're fat, chinless and 5 foot.

HalcyonDweller2 votes

Ish. It's less about mean vs nice and more about confidence. You can be nice and confident and the ladies (or gentlemen if you're into guys) will really appreciate that.

As a former 'nice guy' there's nothing nice about pining for someone and then getting bitter / entitled when they choose someone else over us. There's nothing wrong with feeling down after a rejection, but it's definitely unhealthy to blame it on them or to dwell on whether or not we 'deserved' a different response.

Word of advice, have more confidence in yourself. You are awesome, and if you acknowledge that, and if you help create more positive experiences around you as you venture through life you will find that others will recognize you for it.

Rejection isn't really a reflection of your self worth anyway, it's more due to that person's situation and personal preferences. Life gets easier when we stop taking rejection personally.

Melledoneus9 votes

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Who can be more sexier than strong kind-hearted man that will never let you down?

Shenpai.

Malicious Metal8 votes

You can keep the Shadow assassin, I'll take Rhaast.

Awoof2 votes

sees the enemy team has only ranged champions

Well fuck my life.

Belligera7 votes

Me, a bisexual girl: Meh I dunno I'm more into girls these days tbh. Kayn: exists. Me: What was I talking about?

Lady Faceless6 votes

I swear to god as female I enjoy the female fanservice by far more than I do it for the male counterpart. I have only one male champion which I personally find attractive (Malzahar), but then I see Miss Fortune, Sejuani or Syndra my only though is good shit.

I take the female fanservice other the male one anytime.

Núll8 votes

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Lady Faceless2 votes

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To be fair though, Vlad is pretty hot. He gets my blood boiling.

Is that a bloody pun?

Nop, Vlad maybe has his charm, but I just don't find him that interesting.

As I said Malzahar is the only one. Probably would allow him to sacrifice me to the void, lel.

Blood Magicks2 votes

Malzahar got beaten to death with the ugly stick. We should have revolted.

Lady Faceless3 votes

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Malzahar got beaten to death with the ugly stick. We should have revolted.

Cause everyone loves edgelords, who literally screams at you that their design a for14-year-old-fanbase. Visually Kayn is okay, but boi I already dislike him from my deepest guts.

Blood Magicks2 votes

Too anime for me too. I miss Malz's beauty

SpookyNeedle13 votes

Nunu

Oleandervine5 votes

He could be better. As in more shirtless.

Melledoneus5 votes

Listen, Taric is already trying his best, alright?

Gelmous4 votes

what is bara ?

zaire906 votes

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what is bara

look at santa braum and thats a pretty good representation

Gelmous1 votes

i'm not sure what i'm suppose to see

zaire901 votes

{quoted} http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/137/270/3e2.jpg

this is one of the cleaner examples if u want to go on google images to see some more examples have fun

Blood Magicks3 votes

I think the scientific description is along the lines of: face as wide as a tv screen, too much body hair, body appears to have been inflated with helium.

Chromatic Eagle3 votes

I thought you were a guy, or I could be confusing you with Tides.

Malicious Metal5 votes

They're basically the same.

Both are depraved Vlad mains.

LunSeiSleidee2 votes

EXCUSE ME, little girl. I am an adult woman, and as such, I like men who look like men. I'm not into edgy anime boys, who actually turn me off. Keep your "bara doesn't count" for when you'll grow up and no longer be intimidated by men who look masculine.

I do not like anime edgelords and I do not find them sexy at all.

By the way, little girl, interesting clickbait picture. For someone advertising you like boys, you sure picked the drawing of a pair of boobs to get views.

Blood Magicks6 votes

How old are you? Statistically to like baras (who are aged 30+) you have to be 30ish. See: http://cdn.mamamia.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/woman-age.jpg

The OP picture is a spinoff of a meme.

I probably won't reply to confrontational or rude posts.

LunSeiSleidee1 votes

I'm 33.

Ralanr5 votes

You don't act like it to be honest.

Over Innsmouth2 votes

I'd lick the blood off his horns and the sasuke duck hair.

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