I got a great new idea for your next big story thing

It goes like this.

Master Yi, Shyvana, Kayle and Xin Xao all get together for a dinner party.

Yi, Shy and Kayle eat the salmon mouse and die. Xin was also there and he dies too for some reason.

They all go to hell, where they rightly belong.

They are permanently removed from the game.

And there was much rejoicing.

The end.