Why are there no characters who speak with a "Dost thou speak unto me?" accent?
If you need some examples of characters who speak in a Ye Olde English accent, I can think of Cyan (FF6) and Frog (Chrono Trigger) off the top of my head. The accent alone doesn't make them great characters, but it certainly adds to the flavor.
Fiora already speaks in a French accent, so why is there no Ye Olde English?