Sum of attractive Champions - Female

OrionTheHunter·11/3/2019, 1:51:09 PM·7 votes·9,705 views

I was running out of things to do that weren't studying for my final exams, so I decided to count the amount of attractive lol characters compared to the amount of unattractive ones. I divided them based on gender because I was curious as to what the difference in spread was. Ideally this is more than a 'Would I Bone?' list, and my method is anything but scientific, but I hope someone out there enjoys it. I also included the lazy jokes I made to myself as I went to make the whole thing a bit less tedious.

The categories in order are: Attractive human| Unattractive Human| Attractive Monstrous Humanoid| Unattractive Monstrous Humanoid| Other (Monstrous Humanoid is here anything physically between human and animal/object) (I tried to avoid making judgements on underage characters, but some might have slipped through the cracks)

Here. We. GO!

AH|UH|AM|UM|O 01|00|00|00|00 Ahri Ahri (Maybe belongs in Monstrous) 02|00|00|00|00 Akali Akali 02|00|00|00|01 Anivia Anivia (Hello birb) 02|00|00|00|01 Annie Annie (No) 03|00|00|00|01 Ashe Ashe 04|00|00|00|01 Caitlyn Caitlyn 05|00|00|00|01 Camille Camille (Prosthetics do not a monster make) (Thicc thighs save lives) 05|00|01|00|01 Cassiopeia Cassiopeia (Her champ code here on the boards is 69, Nice.) 06|00|01|00|01 Diana Diana (My favorite lunatic) 06|00|02|00|01 Elise Elise 06|00|03|00|01 Evelynn Evelynn 07|00|03|00|01 Fiora Fiora 07|01|03|00|01 Illaoi Illaoi (While I do believe she's attractive, I don't think her design is meant to be attractive) 08|01|03|00|01 Irelia Irelia 09|01|03|00|01 Janna Janna ($2.95 is all I'll need) 10|01|03|00|01 Jinx Jinx 11|01|03|00|01 Kaisa Kai'Sa (Wanted to put her in Monstrous but all the skins disagreed 11|01|04|00|01 Kalista Kalista (Spoopy) 12|01|04|00|01 Karma Karma 13|01|04|00|01 Katarina Katarina 14|01|04|00|01 Kayle Kayle (Post-Rework) (Weird how they changed the gender in a rework) 14|01|04|00|02 Kindred Kindred (Maybe belongs in Monstrous, but please let me keep some measure of dignity) 15|01|04|00|02 Leblanc LeBlanc 16|01|04|00|02 Leona Leona 16|01|05|00|02 Lissandra Lissandra (Insert witty 'Let it Go' joke here) (Witty? There's a change.) 16|01|05|01|02 Lulu Lulu (Ravioli Ravioli) 17|01|05|01|02 Lux Lux (If laughs were taken into account, then she'd add two to the Un column) 18|01|05|01|02 MissFortune Miss Fortune 18|01|06|01|02 Morgana Morgana 18|01|07|01|02 Nami Nami (Still waiting for the sushi skin) 18|01|08|01|02 Neeko Neeko (Might be underage, Googling was inconclusive) 19|01|08|01|02 Nidalee Nidalee 19|01|09|01|02 Orianna Orianna 19|01|10|01|02 Poppy Poppy (Lollipoppy should give Un an extra point) 20|01|10|01|02 Qiyana Qiyana 21|01|10|01|02 Quinn Quinn 21|01|10|01|03 RekSai Rek'Sai 22|01|10|01|03 Riven Riven (Despite Boxbox's cosplay making a convincing arguement, she does belong on this list) 23|01|10|01|03 Sejuani Sejuani (I'm a pig, does that mean there's a chance she'll ride me?) 24|01|10|01|03 Senna 24|01|11|01|03 Shyvana Shyvana 25|01|11|01|03 Sivir Sivir 26|01|11|01|03 Sona Sona 26|01|12|01|03 Soraka Soraka 27|01|12|01|03 Syndra Syndra 27|01|12|01|03 Taliyah Taliyah (Googling suggests she's underage) 27|01|13|01|03 Tristana Tristana (Same deal as Neeko, inconclusive) 28|01|13|01|03 Vayne Vayne 29|01|13|01|03 Vi Vi 29|01|14|01|03 Xayah Xayah 29|01|14|01|04 Yuumi Yuumi 29|01|14|01|04 Zoe Zoe (Nice try, but no.) 29|01|15|01|04 Zyra Zyra

A lazy 'graph' summary ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| Attractive Human **|**Unattractive Human ||||||||||||||| Attractive Monstrous | Unattractive Monstrous |||| Other

While I'd like to say this result is striking, it's also very possible that I just have low standards.

Let me know if you disagree with any of my judgements.

Male version - Here

Also, let me know if this belongs somewhere else

Edit: Bolded increments and pulled out my addition textbook, because apparently I was having trouble with that.

37 Comments

Cind3rkick11/3/2019, 2:47:39 PM4 votes

I question what you consider attractive....

Yuumi ? Kindred ? Anivia ?

I guess if you are a furry...

Sukishoo11/3/2019, 10:08:16 PM4 votes

Kayle was never male [slayer-jinx-unamused]

DuskDaUmbreon11/3/2019, 3:04:16 PM3 votes

Why is Illaoi both monstrous and human?

Chembaron Yamada11/3/2019, 2:14:09 PM3 votes

I don't get this, why did you count Jinx as attractive human, attractive monstrous human and other all together?

AlienPrimate11/3/2019, 4:10:57 PM2 votes

As you said, maybe your standards are just low but I really have to question an anorexic spirit being listed as attractive in anyone's standards.

PepijndM11/3/2019, 8:09:59 PM2 votes

Kayle seems to be counted twice. Also, I feel your standards could be slightly higher ;-)

Wordson1x11/3/2019, 4:27:28 PM2 votes

"Kindred (Maybe belongs in Monstrous, but please let me keep some measure of dignity)" Sorry I just found that funny because you already knew what people where going to say about Lamb.

Khâmul11/3/2019, 3:06:10 PM2 votes

you should get out of your room from time to time and explore the real world.

Daszkal11/3/2019, 3:18:31 PM2 votes

You know, I always see people complain when a new champ is female, but with you listing both female and male champs, it shows there is a lot more male champs than female champs in total.

But the real question is why is there still only just 3 female Yordles after all these years(Yuumi doesn't count, she's a cat, not a Yordle)?

Kazekiba11/3/2019, 3:37:39 PM2 votes

Annie didn't register any points, but Amumu does? Why is this? I get that Annie is 10 years old (Well, is now.) but Amumu is a small child underneath the bandages too.

How is Rek'Sai not in unattractive monster? I mean sure she's gorgeous but not by human standards, only Xer'Sai would find her appealing. And Illaoi is designed to be an unattractive humanoid as well.

Linna Excel11/4/2019, 4:59:07 AM2 votes

I'd say lissandra, kalista, and camille are unattractive. Elise is horrific to every arachnophobe. Jinx is iffy. Her face is cute but she's way too skinny; anorexia is a personal turn off and project jinx didn't help at all.

Evelynn's true form is pretty messed up even though her trap form isn't. She should probably be a half point each. Nidalee and Shyvana probably need a half point in other as well.

Ori feels like she should be in the other category IMO but I can see some reasons for keeping her put.

iBubbles11/6/2019, 3:15:27 PM1 votes

lmao what is this?

SoultakerKatana11/4/2019, 9:45:33 AM1 votes

EVERY LOL humanoid female is conventionally attractive yes even illaoi and kalista. they have symmetrical features and no facial flaws. you don't have to like muscle women or skinny girls like kalista or jinx but their faces would be considered above average.

The Kombinator11/4/2019, 10:05:05 AM1 votes

We all know, that Annie is most attractive of them all, and will always be.

Unless they make her grow up.

IlyaK198611/4/2019, 1:49:43 AM1 votes

Illaoi...attractive? Some people have...interesting standards. Jinx? Hello, malnourished much? YIKES. Camille: robo-grandma? iG is attractive, Program decidedly not, Coven I suppose is. Base isn't.

But yes, most females do fall into the "attractive" category if by that you mean just "normally healthy/not visibly overweight/middle aged/etc.".