Sum of Attractive Champions - Male
I was running out of things to do that weren't studying for my final exams, so I decided to count the amount of attractive lol characters compared to the amount of unattractive ones. I divided them based on gender because I was curious as to what the difference in spread was. Ideally this is more than a 'Would I Bone?' list, and my method is anything but scientific, but I hope someone out there enjoys it. I also included the lazy jokes I made to myself as I went to make the whole thing a bit less tedious.
The categories in order are: Attractive human| Unattractive Human| Attractive Monstrous Humanoid| Unattractive Monstrous Humanoid| Other (Monstrous Humanoid is here anything physically between human and animal/object) (I tried to avoid making judgements on underage characters, but some might have slipped through the cracks)
Here. We. GO!
AH|UH|AM|UM|O
00|00|01|00|00
Aatrox
00|00|02|00|00
Alistar
00|00|02|00|00
Amumu
00|00|02|00|01
Aurelion Sol
00|00|03|00|01
Azir
00|00|03|01|01
Bard
00|00|03|02|01
Blitzcrank
00|00|04|02|01
Brand (Look at those charcoal abs and tell me I'm wrong)
01|00|04|02|01
Braum (11/10 top tier Husubando)
01|00|04|02|02
Cho'Gath (If he counted as humanoid, I'd definitely put him in the Attractive section because of the Gentleman skin)
01|01|04|02|02
Corki
02|01|04|02|02
Darius
03|01|04|02|02
Draven
03|01|05|02|02
Dr. Mundo
03|01|05|02|02
Ekko (No judgement, I'm pretty sure he's underage)
04|01|05|02|02
Ezreal (It's a toss-up which list Ez should be on)
04|01|05|03|02
Fiddlesticks
04|01|05|04|02
Fizz
04|01|06|04|02
Galio
05|01|06|04|02
Gangplank
06|01|06|04|02
Garen
06|01|06|04|03
Gnar (I think he counts as beastly enough)
06|02|06|04|03
Gragas (Despite how much my self-esteem wants him to be in the Attractive)
07|02|06|04|03
Graves
07|02|06|04|04
Hecarim (Maybe belongs in Unattractive Monstrous)
07|03|06|04|04
Heimerdinger (Similarly to Gragas, while I'd like to believe smart is sexy, it isn't)
07|03|06|05|04
Ivern
08|03|06|05|04
Jarvan IV
08|03|06|06|04
Jax
09|03|06|06|04
Jayce
10|03|06|06|04
Jhin (Almost want to give him 2 for the voice)
10|04|06|06|04
Karthus
11|04|06|06|04
Kassadin (Should he be in monstrous?)
11|04|06|06|04
Kayle (Pre-Rework) (j/k)
12|04|06|06|04
Kayn (Almost in Un because of the edge, but Rhaast is bae)
12|04|06|07|04
Kennen
12|04|06|08|04
Kha'Zix
12|04|06|08|05
Kindred (Wolf)
12|04|06|09|05
Kled
12|04|06|09|06
Kog'Maw (Basically a void puppy)
13|04|06|09|06
Lee Sin
14|04|06|09|06
Lucian
14|04|06|10|06
Malphite
15|04|06|10|06
Malzahar
15|04|06|10|07
Maokai
16|04|06|10|07
Master Yi
16|04|07|10|07
Mordekaiser (The Pentakill skins abs sold it)
16|04|08|10|07
Nasus (Not furry, but $20 is $20) (Cane me harder) (There's a reason it's called the pimp cane)
16|04|08|11|07
Nautilus
16|04|08|11|08
Nocturne (Either Other or Unattractive Monstrous)
16|04|08|11|09
Nunu (Underage) & Willump
17|04|08|11|09
Olaf
17|04|09|11|09
Ornn (Beefy)
18|04|09|11|09
Pantheon (MANtheon)
19|04|09|11|09
Pyke
19|04|10|11|09
Rakan
19|04|10|11|10
Rammus
19|04|11|11|10
Renekton (Not scalie, but lifeguard Renekton can give me mouth to mouth any day)
19|04|12|11|10
Rengar (:3)
19|04|12|12|10
Rumble (The mech doesn't count, it's a girl (named after Tristana))
20|04|12|12|10
Ryze (Rocking the sexy wizard look (At least, until he gets reworked again))
20|05|12|12|10
Shaco (We live in a society)
21|05|12|12|10
Shen (Due to Pulsefire Shen existing, I am putting him in Attractive)
21|06|12|12|10
Singed
21|06|13|12|10
Sion (Veritable tower of prime man-meat)
21|06|13|12|11
Skarner
22|06|13|12|11
Swain (A nice mix of Lucius Malfoy and Silver Fox)
23|06|13|12|11
Sylas
23|06|13|13|11
Tahm Kench (I mean, his voice really unloads my toad, but...)
24|06|13|13|11
Talon
25|06|13|13|11
Taric (Outrageous)
25|06|13|14|11
Teemo (Making me want to end it all is very not-sexy)
25|06|13|15|11
Thresh (Chains and whips do not exicte me)
25|06|14|15|11
Trundle (...I mad)
26|06|14|15|11
Tryndamere
27|06|14|15|11
Twisted Fate
27|06|14|16|11
Twitch (I was having trouble with this one, so I made a bad decision. I decided I'd look up some other anthro rats and compare them to Twitch. The fact that that decision led to me drinking heavily in an attempt to forget gives him an automatic Un)
28|06|14|16|11
Udyr
28|06|14|17|11
Urgot (Swole, but the portrayal leans towards Un)
29|06|14|17|11
Varus (Not sure if he belongs in Mon)
29|06|14|18|11
Veigar
29|06|14|18|12
Vel'Koz (I've seen enough to know where he belongs)
29|06|15|18|12
Viktor
30|06|15|18|12
Vladimir (Vampire is not monstrous enough)
30|06|15|18|13
Volibear (He's a bear)
30|06|15|19|13
Warwick (I think? To any furrys in the audience, feel free to correct me)
30|06|16|19|13
Wukong
30|06|16|19|14
Xerath
31|06|16|19|14
Xin Zhao
32|06|16|19|14
Yasuo (Unfortunately, hate is not enough to move him to Un)
33|06|16|19|14
Yorick (Pre-work would be Un)
33|06|16|19|15
Zac (Maybe should be in MUn)
34|06|16|19|15
Zed (The concept art of shirtless Galaxy Slayer Zed puts him firmly in Attractive)
34|06|16|20|15
Ziggs
34|07|16|20|15
Zilean (More 'RAW ARCANE MIGHT' than sex appeal)
A lazy 'graph' summary ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| Attractive Humans ||||||| Unattractive Humans |||||||||||||||| Attractive Monstrous ||||||||||||||||||||| Unattractive Monstrous ||||||||||||||| Other
Let me know if you disagree with any of my judgements. Also, let me know if this belongs somewhere else
Female version - Here
Edit: WOW! I apparently suck at counting.