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Sum of Attractive Champions - Male

OrionTheHunter·11/3/2019, 1:51:58 PM·7 votes·10,617 views

I was running out of things to do that weren't studying for my final exams, so I decided to count the amount of attractive lol characters compared to the amount of unattractive ones. I divided them based on gender because I was curious as to what the difference in spread was. Ideally this is more than a 'Would I Bone?' list, and my method is anything but scientific, but I hope someone out there enjoys it. I also included the lazy jokes I made to myself as I went to make the whole thing a bit less tedious.

The categories in order are: Attractive human| Unattractive Human| Attractive Monstrous Humanoid| Unattractive Monstrous Humanoid| Other (Monstrous Humanoid is here anything physically between human and animal/object) (I tried to avoid making judgements on underage characters, but some might have slipped through the cracks)

Here. We. GO!

AH|UH|AM|UM|O 00|00|01|00|00 Aatrox Aatrox 00|00|02|00|00 Alistar Alistar 00|00|02|00|00 Amumu Amumu 00|00|02|00|01 AurelionSol Aurelion Sol 00|00|03|00|01 Azir Azir 00|00|03|01|01 Bard Bard 00|00|03|02|01 Blitzcrank Blitzcrank 00|00|04|02|01 Brand Brand (Look at those charcoal abs and tell me I'm wrong) 01|00|04|02|01 Braum Braum (11/10 top tier Husubando) 01|00|04|02|02 Chogath Cho'Gath (If he counted as humanoid, I'd definitely put him in the Attractive section because of the Gentleman skin) 01|01|04|02|02 Corki Corki 02|01|04|02|02 Darius Darius 03|01|04|02|02 Draven Draven 03|01|05|02|02 DrMundo Dr. Mundo 03|01|05|02|02 Ekko Ekko (No judgement, I'm pretty sure he's underage) 04|01|05|02|02 Ezreal Ezreal (It's a toss-up which list Ez should be on) 04|01|05|03|02 Fiddlesticks Fiddlesticks 04|01|05|04|02 Fizz Fizz 04|01|06|04|02 Galio Galio 05|01|06|04|02 Gangplank Gangplank 06|01|06|04|02 Garen Garen 06|01|06|04|03 Gnar Gnar (I think he counts as beastly enough) 06|02|06|04|03 Gragas Gragas (Despite how much my self-esteem wants him to be in the Attractive) 07|02|06|04|03 Graves Graves 07|02|06|04|04 Hecarim Hecarim (Maybe belongs in Unattractive Monstrous) 07|03|06|04|04 Heimerdinger Heimerdinger (Similarly to Gragas, while I'd like to believe smart is sexy, it isn't) 07|03|06|05|04 Ivern Ivern 08|03|06|05|04 JarvanIV Jarvan IV 08|03|06|06|04 Jax Jax 09|03|06|06|04 Jayce Jayce 10|03|06|06|04 Jhin Jhin (Almost want to give him 2 for the voice) 10|04|06|06|04 Karthus Karthus 11|04|06|06|04 Kassadin Kassadin (Should he be in monstrous?) 11|04|06|06|04 Kayle Kayle (Pre-Rework) (j/k) 12|04|06|06|04 Kayn Kayn (Almost in Un because of the edge, but Rhaast is bae) 12|04|06|07|04 Kennen Kennen 12|04|06|08|04 Khazix Kha'Zix 12|04|06|08|05 Kindred Kindred (Wolf) 12|04|06|09|05 Kled Kled 12|04|06|09|06 KogMaw Kog'Maw (Basically a void puppy) 13|04|06|09|06 LeeSin Lee Sin 14|04|06|09|06 Lucian Lucian 14|04|06|10|06 Malphite Malphite 15|04|06|10|06 Malzahar Malzahar 15|04|06|10|07 Maokai Maokai 16|04|06|10|07 MasterYi Master Yi 16|04|07|10|07 Mordekaiser Mordekaiser (The Pentakill skins abs sold it) 16|04|08|10|07 Nasus Nasus (Not furry, but $20 is $20) (Cane me harder) (There's a reason it's called the pimp cane) 16|04|08|11|07 Nautilus Nautilus 16|04|08|11|08 Nocturne Nocturne (Either Other or Unattractive Monstrous) 16|04|08|11|09 Nunu Nunu (Underage) & Willump 17|04|08|11|09 Olaf Olaf 17|04|09|11|09 Ornn Ornn (Beefy) 18|04|09|11|09 Pantheon Pantheon (MANtheon) 19|04|09|11|09 Pyke Pyke 19|04|10|11|09 Rakan Rakan 19|04|10|11|10 Rammus Rammus 19|04|11|11|10 Renekton Renekton (Not scalie, but lifeguard Renekton can give me mouth to mouth any day) 19|04|12|11|10 Rengar Rengar (:3) 19|04|12|12|10 Rumble Rumble (The mech doesn't count, it's a girl (named after Tristana)) 20|04|12|12|10 Ryze Ryze (Rocking the sexy wizard look (At least, until he gets reworked again)) 20|05|12|12|10 Shaco Shaco (We live in a society) 21|05|12|12|10 Shen Shen (Due to Pulsefire Shen existing, I am putting him in Attractive) 21|06|12|12|10 Singed Singed 21|06|13|12|10 Sion Sion (Veritable tower of prime man-meat) 21|06|13|12|11 Skarner Skarner 22|06|13|12|11 Swain Swain (A nice mix of Lucius Malfoy and Silver Fox) 23|06|13|12|11 Sylas Sylas 23|06|13|13|11 TahmKench Tahm Kench (I mean, his voice really unloads my toad, but...) 24|06|13|13|11 Talon Talon 25|06|13|13|11 Taric Taric (Outrageous) 25|06|13|14|11 Teemo Teemo (Making me want to end it all is very not-sexy) 25|06|13|15|11 Thresh Thresh (Chains and whips do not exicte me) 25|06|14|15|11 Trundle Trundle (...I mad) 26|06|14|15|11 Tryndamere Tryndamere 27|06|14|15|11 TwistedFate Twisted Fate 27|06|14|16|11 Twitch Twitch (I was having trouble with this one, so I made a bad decision. I decided I'd look up some other anthro rats and compare them to Twitch. The fact that that decision led to me drinking heavily in an attempt to forget gives him an automatic Un) 28|06|14|16|11 Udyr Udyr 28|06|14|17|11 Urgot Urgot (Swole, but the portrayal leans towards Un) 29|06|14|17|11 Varus Varus (Not sure if he belongs in Mon) 29|06|14|18|11 Veigar Veigar 29|06|14|18|12 Velkoz Vel'Koz (I've seen enough to know where he belongs) 29|06|15|18|12 Viktor Viktor 30|06|15|18|12 Vladimir Vladimir (Vampire is not monstrous enough) 30|06|15|18|13 Volibear Volibear (He's a bear) 30|06|15|19|13 Warwick Warwick (I think? To any furrys in the audience, feel free to correct me) 30|06|16|19|13 MonkeyKing Wukong 30|06|16|19|14 Xerath Xerath 31|06|16|19|14 XinZhao Xin Zhao 32|06|16|19|14 Yasuo Yasuo (Unfortunately, hate is not enough to move him to Un) 33|06|16|19|14 Yorick Yorick (Pre-work would be Un) 33|06|16|19|15 Zac Zac (Maybe should be in MUn) 34|06|16|19|15 Zed Zed (The concept art of shirtless Galaxy Slayer Zed puts him firmly in Attractive) 34|06|16|20|15 Ziggs Ziggs 34|07|16|20|15 Zilean Zilean (More 'RAW ARCANE MIGHT' than sex appeal)

A lazy 'graph' summary ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| Attractive Humans ||||||| Unattractive Humans |||||||||||||||| Attractive Monstrous ||||||||||||||||||||| Unattractive Monstrous ||||||||||||||| Other

Let me know if you disagree with any of my judgements. Also, let me know if this belongs somewhere else

Female version - Here

Edit: WOW! I apparently suck at counting.

34 Comments

Daszkal11/3/2019, 3:18:01 PM4 votes

You know, I always see people complain when a new champ is female, but with you listing both female and male champs, it shows there is a lot more male champs than female champs in total.

But the real question is why is there still only just 3 female Yordles after all these years(Yuumi doesn't count, she's a cat, not a Yordle)?

jocomotion11/9/2019, 9:14:40 PM2 votes

00|00|02|00|00 Alistar 00|00|02|00|00 Amumu

Thank you for disqualifying Amumu. (Not trying to be sarcastic, seriously thanks)

Charmy Bird11/3/2019, 5:15:34 PM1 votes

As a straight guy I'd go with rhaast. Daddy rhaast 10/10

Dr Poro11/3/2019, 5:24:22 PM1 votes

I think many will find Jax and Zed somewhere on the high end of attractiveness.

The Dreamwalker11/3/2019, 10:03:26 PM1 votes

Oh, this is cool. I did something very similar to this for a psychology of gender class, but I excluded monster-based champions and looked solely the representation of males and females in League of Legends in both game models, splash arts, representation (number of), as well as things like facial disfigurements and body types, as well as many other things.

Ackelope11/4/2019, 2:12:49 AM1 votes

personally i'd include shen in "attractive human", he is masked, but his physique is pretty toned and physically attractive i'd say, and other masked, yet nonetheless good-looking dudes (jhin) who were included in "attractive human".

also, maokai should probably be in "other". He's more tree than humanoid, and "monstrous" should refer to monstrous humanoid.

one more thing, I feel that viktor should be considered as a human, he's modified with electronics and shit, but still very much human in overall shape/physique, unlike, say, urgot.

ModRowanstar11/7/2019, 3:52:33 PM1 votes

SO how are ZIlean and Zac and Ziggs (ZZZZZZZs) hotter than Darius and Kayn?

Mogarl11/3/2019, 4:46:23 PM1 votes

One change I would recommend is making increments bold. I'm also skeptical of Jax and Zed's placement. Shen is in HM while Azir and Viktor are in the AM category, but none of them actually has physical features showing (ok Viktor's physical features are metal, but he's wearing a mask). Zed is likely a fit adult male, and judging by his comic cover doesn't have any exceptional flaws. Jax with his three fingers should probably be in monstrous.