What type of sexy men do you want?

Chromatic Eagle··14 votes·3,105 views

There's an ask Riot regarding if or when they'll make a sexy male champion. Similar to female champions, attractiveness is subjective, but they acknowledge they could be more diverse.

Do people want more muscular men? Lean? Thin?

Do people want men dressed like Eve? Bare chested? In suits?

Do people want men to be more flirtatious? Lustful? Modest?

68 Comments

Melledoneus14 votes

Shenpaiiii~~

Chromatic Eagle3 votes

I really don't see the appeal of Shen compared to Zed.

Melledoneus7 votes

Take that back, you bastard!

Forbidden Siren12 votes

A guy in a speedo. Don't care what they look like, as long as the speedo is tiny.

Yep... I went there.

Only Play Darius1 votes

Draven ?

BenParadox1 votes

Is this what you're thinking of? http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/c2f9bcf74431cc7d54e6434d5c03d647.jpg

This also seems related to the thread's subject. I found it when I was searching for the previous one. http://apollo-na-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/1433761038/ohmy.png

(Boards, please let the pictures show up properly) Edit: Drat. Edit 2: Wait they work now. Also I edited the 2nd sentence slightly.

IcyPepper9 votes

Chest hair and pants bulge, to be honest. I mean, we got women with large... assets, but male anatomy down below doesn't get a lot of focus for obvious reasons. I'm not asking for an awkward boner, just a slight bulge for a gifted man.

God I sound so... I mean, we're asking about sexy men here so I thought I'd voice my thoughts. I'll happily accept a happy trail, though.

Fasmodey5 votes

Bulge wish isn't fair since we don't have any camel toe either. Opposite of large tits would be chest hair or something. They are not genitals, so you can compare them with only non genital parts of body.

IcyPepper3 votes

Yeah, I suppose you're right... maybe just a nice ass then? Or tight pecs?

One thing I'd like to see for a skin is a champion wearing a white t-shirt that's two sizes two small, just like they did with Captain America in the Winter Soldier (you know, the helicopter scene?).

God, I don't even play for this team but man am I invested in having more sexy, male champions.

Teridax688 votes

No offense, but I find the Ask Riot question kinda disingenuous: Riot has had absolutely no issue releasing over a dozen variations of traditionally attractive, lightly-dressed, thin white women, and giving them sexuality even in cases that were neither tasteful nor appropriate (e.g. Tristana's old VO erection joke, Janna's sex line joke, Akali's old sideboob and various other impractical-yet-sexy female outfits), but the moment a player asks for a sexually appealing male champion, it suddenly becomes the playerbase's responsibility to give a detailed description of what would constitute such a figure, rather than the developers' for at least trying to figure out what kinds of characters are missing from their roster. I get that Riot's made a lot of progress over the years in releasing more original characters, and the writers have done a tremendous job in depicting sexuality in a richer manner in the side stories, including by adding in some explicitly queer individuals (which are also conspicuously absent from the champion roster), but it's still pretty clear that whenever the main game tries to do sex appeal, it's mostly done by straight guys, for straight guys.

For one, I would like more flirtatious male characters, and I think that can even be done with some current champions. Ezreal is the perfect opportunity for some lines where he hits on Lux, and maybe even makes a pass at other women in the roster. Taric's VO is in desperate need of more in-depth lines in relation to many more characters, and while his lore strongly suggests he's pansexual, he only ever calls women beautiful, and doesn't even remotely try to do the same for any male champion. Draven could easily use some more quotes where he throws pick-up lines at everyone and himself (especially himself), which could also add a fun dynamic with his support. As for newer champions, I'd like to see a sweeter, more sensitive and/or affectionate male champion, since currently the male roster is mostly just full of brooding, stoic types or alpha males, along with a few weirdos thrown in (seriously, Jhin is not a good example of an attractive male character, he's a literal violent psychopath). Taric kind of fits the bill, but I think we can have another champion who acts as some kind of caregiver or nurturing figure, rather than a protector (which is what a great deal many male characters are in-game).

Additionally, I'd like to see more 'ships get realized, and that could even be an event on an upcoming Valentine's Day. We already have canon relationships like Xayah and Rakan, Lucian and the late Senna, Ashe and Tryndamere (which itself is a political marriage, and could have interesting goings-on behind the scenes), plus several that are hinted at, such as Katarina and Garen, Ezreal and Lux (is it even a thing, though?), Jarvan IV and Shyvana, and even Tristana and Teemo. On top of that, though, there are several plausible ships that could very well open new narrative avenues, such as Caitlyn and Vi, Twisted Fate and Graves, Zed and Syndra, etc. I know this isn't specifically the topic of sexy male champions, but I think if we're talking about that, we might as well talk about how League currently approaches sexuality and romance, and how/where it can do better. If the goal is to appeal to more than just straight men (and I can vouch there are literally millions of League players who don't fit into that category), then there's a lot Riot can do to expand, innovate and improve in that respect, much of which can be achieved with just the foundations that have been set already.

SickAnto2 votes

Ashe and Tryndamere (which itself is a political marriage, and could have interesting goings-on behind the scenes)

And remains a political marriage, neither of them is interested in developing the relationship.

Teridax682 votes

Exactly, and that's an interesting piece of narrative, because there's tremendous potential for looking into what a political marriage looks like: do they despise each other and keep their true feelings concealed for the sake of appearances? Do they get to understand each other over time and become friends? Do they genuinely have feelings for each other? What about the political side? Do they still have their individual tribes' interests at heart, are they truly working towards a common cause, or do they each have to compromise between their heritage and their common vision? There are a ton of possibilities to this kind of relationship, even if it's not really romantic or sexual in nature, which is why I think Ashe and Tryndamere's political marriage is a treasure trove of narrative opportunities.

SickAnto5 votes

Do they get to understand each other over time and become friends?

Is the most likely option. I don't think they have a common cause and honestly, Trynda have the same ideals of Sejuani: "The rule of the strongest". Maybe not extreme like the leader of Winter's Claw.

Ashe married Trynda for his tribe, because is patriarchal and then don't accept a woman leader: how the frost archer convince him for this, we don't know. Maybe simply talking or maybe with a strength test or maybe Trynda is a pervert and want touch Ashe, but she allow it only if he marry her(is a joke).

For me, They respect each other but is like a cold relation and i think the marriage it is cancelled if the Avarosans win the Civil War(and beat Lissandra too), because, Trynda is not interested in being a leader; from his Lore " The wrathful barbarian seeks revenge on the one who decimated his clan and strikes down all those who stand between him and his final retribution." So i think he travel the world for find Aatrox.

Placentas4 votes

I think all the reasons you stated above are why the marriage should be explored more in lore. It's so foreign of a concept to so many Americans even though marriages like this still occur today.

Not even saying it should be some political statement, just a different point of view/out of the norm scenario.

Sexualsaurus7 votes

I mean we already have a male champ that can suck anyone dry Vladimir what more do you need?

Nylisa7 votes

a guy with no 6pack and muscle would be a good change. all of them seem to be lifters and bodybuilders i think even zac has 6pack sometimes <.<

Chromatic Eagle2 votes

Lucian seems lean imo.

Miragestallio3 votes

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a guy with no 6pack and muscle would be a good change. all of them seem to be lifters and bodybuilders i think even zac has 6pack sometimes <.<

ezreal?

ReisenTheDos5 votes

More of Varus and Rakan body types. Kinda athletic lean if yeah get what I'm sayin'.

ItsOrval5 votes

Isnt there already sexy men in this game lmao. I am not gay but I would find some of the males to be "sexy" to some females.

For instance: Urgot Teemo Heimerdinger Yorick

Just to name a few

Erusaurus4 votes

I already have my boy here, he's the only one sexy man I need in this game ---> Jhin

Athenes Lulu4 votes

Boys that have faces, or are half-shrouded. Should be lean, though plenty of ladies do like bulkier types.

Talon Yasuo Malzahar are pretty damn popular among ladies in fanarts, for instance.

Mira Arya Enthe4 votes

We already have most classifications of sexy men. Whomever asked Riot that is drunk. We have everything from fat, to bare chested and muscular, to slim and sauve, to awkward and psychotic. Male diversity is already extremely high.

Chromatic Eagle3 votes

The answers in this thread seem to imply otherwise. At the very least, there aren't many that wear sex on their sleeves like the females.

Valaran Nara2 votes

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We already have most classifications of sexy men. Whomever asked Riot that is drunk. We have everything from fat, to bare chested and muscular, to slim and sauve, to awkward and psychotic. Male diversity is already extremely high.

I think the reason the question is asked is because, since majority of players are male, sexually attractive men don't stand out as...well, sexually attractive men. They just appear as body types some would probably want to have, or they focuse on personality more. The ones who would look at the sexuality are pretty much the LGBT community (and straight women) who would pick up on it more easily. And, at that point, it's more of the personality than the actual body. None of the male characters actively use their looks to get what they want except for Rakan , and since he is canonically taken by Xayah , he isn't doing that as much, so his flashiness is for her and the stroking of his own ego.

So, if anything, what we need for sexy males (that isn't over-the-top sexual physique like Big Daddy Santa Braum is a male MF who uses his sexuality the same way he does. To deceive, charm, and get what he desires while fulfilling his own nefarious motives.

Because, let's face it. Over a good half of the male cast is sexy in their own right. Sexy female characters are mostly noted since majority of gamers are guys, and the girls use to share one body type.

Fasmodey3 votes

Rakan is sexy IMO. At least he is considered as attractive for social standards.

I find both TF and Graves super attractive. Similar champions to them would be good for me. Or even mix of them together.

LoL version of McCree.

ModAcademy Kayn3 votes

I want a more scholarly type male in the game. Ryze kinda fits that niche, but that doesn't parch my thirst. Like this incredible asshole of a Scholar from Dawngate! https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/dawngate/images/3/36/Zalgus.png/revision/latest?cb=20140306222626?noredirect

Or like this guy!

https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/dawngate/images/8/80/Fenmore.png/revision/latest?cb=20130730174901?noredirect

Majki2 votes

Your first link looks just like Vladimir .

IceKingChernobog3 votes

More people like Graves , Trundle , Braum i like that rugged manliness they emanate. Braum for his warm and modest personalty, Trundle for his cleverness and cockiness and graves is a fine piece of eye candy. I also find Rakan attractive in both looks and personality. He just seems like he gets along with just about anybody. He's cool, upbeat, playful and charismatic.

But i would like to see a guy who has more of a powerlifter physique where they have about the same amount of fat and muscle. Instead of bodybuilder physique.

Dancing Foxx3 votes

Boy Ahri skin please.

q3fogWe6LF1 votes

Omg yes!!! [zombie-nunu-hearts]

LunSeiSleidee2 votes

For me, there are TWO WAYS to go at it.

  1. Explicit sexualized bodies:

http://img07.deviantart.net/da2b/i/2015/062/5/b/void_master_yi_concept_by_raspbearyart-d8k9on8.png

  1. Implicit sexualized attitudes:

http://img10.deviantart.net/5e7d/i/2016/259/c/a/junkrat_and_roadhog_by_squishy_kenji-dahumld.png

Basically, that Void Master Yi is very sexy on a purely visual point of view. Roadhog is not physically sexy, yet something about him is very sexual and that's why he's a fan favorite when it comes to pervy fanarts.

I want both types of males sexualization, but, above all......

.......I WANT BATTLE BUNNY DRAVEN PLS

lilycu2 votes

More jayce's pls praise be to the pringles can

Janna mìd2 votes

Just one with a nice ass would be great

DuskDaUmbreon2 votes

I primarily want what amounts to a rule 63.2 version of Ahri.

But, besides that one instance, think along the lines of…hmm…Along the lines of Twisted Fate. Could use a couple more champions like him.

Hell, maybe even a goth-type champion. Badass goth, not borderline emo. Like stereotypical heavy metal, without the makeup.

reaperteaser2 votes

Captian Kirk from TOS and David Bowie should be the inspiration for all "sexy" male champs

byakugan1231 votes

Make him a really toned guy (with all of that body oil), who only wears shorts, and those are sagging down to where you can see just a whiff of his pubic hair. This champ would also have a nice ass, and be very flirtatious through his abilities. He also has some jewels if ya catch my drift Taric wink wink ;)

Arakadia9 votes

No need to literally show pubic hair. We don't want this again:

http://lolwp.com/wp-content/uploads/Pirate_Splash_0.jpg

Fasmodey1 votes

LMAO

DR34DN0UGHT1 votes

MY EYES

TheBunnySavior 1 votes

I would say like a really goodloooking badass character, just very badass and a twister dark lore.... riot get in that

Stars Shaper1 votes

TwistedFate he litterally has a twisted fate.

TheBunnySavior 1 votes

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TwistedFate he litterally has a twisted fate.

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

Psilocybinium1 votes

fat ass

Mannny1 votes

See it's hard because the demographic of males to females in LoL is like 96% male so I can't really speak for everyone because men aren't attractive to me, but my best guess would be someone who is cool rather than physically suggestive.

StigtriX1 votes

This has nothing to do with "sexy" for me, but I want a cocky champion in the style of the original Dante from Devil Maycry: https://youtu.be/1ckzmUwN43o?t=3m16s

He makes Ezreal seem polite in comparison. I want a male champion who gives no f***s, has over-the-top skills and animations, and dresses like a gladiator who found a leather coat: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SJ8zZYfXLlU/TcOpRjkT9vI/AAAAAAAAAVg/p7CYbLikv7s/s1600/Devil+May+Cry+3.jpg

Make him yawn when people miss several skillshots in a row. Make him a douche, but the kind of douche we cheer for. Not a narcissistic like Draven.

Tesla Effect1 votes

Jojo-ish like sexy men.

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