The Star Guardian we Deserve

I thought the star guardian everyone wanted was

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https://imgur.com/XS0AIeo

all we wanted was Braum Taric, Urgot and Garen

so he can match his sister plox

thats all, thanks

Starsticks

... You know, at first I thought this could be a troll post, but after a moment of thinking, I can make some sense of it.

Star Guardian Fiddlesticks: Story: Once known as Sue (Hey, if you can think of a better name feel free to drop one), now fallen to the dark nightmare realm. Her spirit and familiar fused into a nightmarish reflection of a what a Star Guardian may become if they let their hope fall into despair.

Make it a legendary skin, a new voice consisting of a split personality. One crying out for help, and the other trying to feed on the despair of their victims.

Anyway, that be enough from this corpse... Y'all have a good one.

[cass-cry]

It feels like Riot has been fucking trolling us with skins this year. Whoever's in charge of their skin selections has made some immensely questionable choices, like Arcade Yasuo, Dunkmaster Ivern, and now these "dark star guardians."

At this point, I'm frankly surprised Urgot DIDN'T get made into a Star Guardian, because the Skins team seems to be making some god awful choices.