Hey Loremasters, stifle your picayunish concerns pertaining to lore

LoL Ergo Urgot·7/14/2015, 9:27:13 PM·8 votes·897 views

For your own health please stop fretting over the state of lore. It is a well known fact that of all the various academics, the writers (loremasters), artists, and poets are the most sickly.

Go peruse some fine literature like Harry Potter and Playboy. You will only catch your death if you wait for League lore.

And for some of you more hard-nosed types, just look at the past 10 months of tumultuous posts proclaiming the atrocities of Riot's narrative team's handling of your precious lore. Technical difficulties?

Does the narrative team have missing keys on their keyboards, leading them to replace L's with 1's and 2's with Z's? And then they refuse to post the lore with substituted letters/numbers because they are afraid they would look silly? Or maybe their free trial has expired for whatever version of Microsoft Word is around these days.

My point is there are no "technical difficulties". So take it easy loremasters before you end up like one of Poe's pals with tuberculosis or catch Polio.

See? Don't you feel better. I have assuaged your worries. You can support me by Patreon or by typing your credit card and social security information in the comments bellow.

One final thing, being the prognosticator I am, I know you dotards (loremasters) will downvote me. It's from the fever you are running, ergo, proof that there is no gainsay in this post.

Complete. Urgot

16 Comments

Iceborn Pippin7/14/2015, 10:34:13 PM6 votes

If I bury the hatchet, I will still remember where it is buried and why I had buried it to begin with. Even if you made a beautiful garden over the mound of the hatchet, I won't forget where it rests. What was once pristine and sharp is now broken and dulled by carelessness. To be asked to accept this new hatchet as token of goodwill, one of inferior quality as a suitable replacement for what is buried, it is a brazen insult. I break this shoddy and flimsy hatchet, one that you gifted to me, over my knee and use its broken pieces to kindle my fire. If one truly wished to make amends, fetch me a new hatchet of quality like what was once buried had or one of grander quality than that which is buried.

Deep Terror Nami7/14/2015, 9:35:41 PM4 votes

+1

Learned a new word

Tsumikiri7/14/2015, 11:24:15 PM3 votes

+1 This is - by a wide margin - the most productive thread in Story & Art for the past half a year or so. Finally a post that isn't just people bitching.

Icestar11867/14/2015, 9:28:18 PM2 votes

Maybe we wouldn't downvote you if you were polite.

Legacy of Xion7/15/2015, 3:47:22 AM2 votes

I pray you desist in deploying such sesquipedalians.

NorthernDruid7/15/2015, 6:04:42 AM2 votes

I'm just hanging around this board to snarkily remind people that Riot left their own game without a lore for almost a year.

And that they based their desicion on basic factual errors about their own setting.

Like true proffesionals.

If I want any Lore, any storytelling actually relevant to the game, I'd go update myself on Factions...

But i'm too lazy <.<

OuttaControl567/16/2015, 1:09:08 AM1 votes

Dear Sir Lord Fatgot:

Heck no.

Sincerely,

A random diehard.

Tesla Effect7/16/2015, 1:16:12 AM1 votes

This guy is to hilarious to be real, HA!

Oh my god, to much, just to much XD