Hey Loremasters, stifle your picayunish concerns pertaining to lore

For your own health please stop fretting over the state of lore. It is a well known fact that of all the various academics, the writers (loremasters), artists, and poets are the most sickly.

Go peruse some fine literature like Harry Potter and Playboy. You will only catch your death if you wait for League lore.

And for some of you more hard-nosed types, just look at the past 10 months of tumultuous posts proclaiming the atrocities of Riot's narrative team's handling of your precious lore. Technical difficulties?

Does the narrative team have missing keys on their keyboards, leading them to replace L's with 1's and 2's with Z's? And then they refuse to post the lore with substituted letters/numbers because they are afraid they would look silly? Or maybe their free trial has expired for whatever version of Microsoft Word is around these days.

My point is there are no "technical difficulties". So take it easy loremasters before you end up like one of Poe's pals with tuberculosis or catch Polio.

See? Don't you feel better. I have assuaged your worries. You can support me by Patreon or by typing your credit card and social security information in the comments bellow.

One final thing, being the prognosticator I am, I know you dotards (loremasters) will downvote me. It's from the fever you are running, ergo, proof that there is no gainsay in this post.

Complete.