Lux: "Why do I have to be the last one to get a Texture Rebalance?"

"Even Poppy and the others are also in this last update, but I have to wait ANOTHER DAY?!" (bawls)

"Why so serious?"

"Oh, good grief..."

"It's okay, Lux. Size doesn't mean everything."

"What's that supposed to mean?! Y-You're talking about my chest, aren't you, you little rat!!!"

"No, no! I just meant-"

(Charges Final Spark) "YOU DUMMY!!!"

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And thus because Riot waited too long to give Lux a Texture Rebalance, Teemo got another huge burn to add to his scars.