Lux: "Why do I have to be the last one to get a Texture Rebalance?"

darkdill··14 votes·2,548 views
4/7 PBE Update

Lux "Even Poppy and the others are also in this last update, but I have to wait ANOTHER DAY?!" (bawls)

Shaco "Why so serious?"

Poppy "Oh, good grief..."

Teemo "It's okay, Lux. Size doesn't mean everything."

Lux "What's that supposed to mean?! Y-You're talking about my chest, aren't you, you little rat!!!"

Teemo "No, no! I just meant-"

Lux (Charges Final Spark) "YOU DUMMY!!!"


And thus because Riot waited too long to give Lux a Texture Rebalance, Teemo got another huge burn to add to his scars.

30 Comments

Jeddy0179 votes

I guess Lux have never heard of the phrase "Saving the best for last"

Nagirah6 votes

The pain of being a Lux main who has waited for this since the first TU. The pain...

DemiluniS2 votes

think about the mf(if there are any) mains that didn't get anything

Forbidden Siren4 votes

At least she's getting a TU. Sad Miss Fortune isn't getting any.

AbiwonKenabi1 votes

I thought she already did...?

Every champion got a TU. I could be mistaken but that should include MF. It's merely a temporary fix anyways, not meant to replace a more comprehensive update, like a model update or a full rework.

Amanda Please3 votes

Lux has like...huge tits tho. Soooo

darkdill1 votes

That's just an old model, which might get modified in the upcoming TR. Her current splash art doesn't show her having DD's.

In any case, she probably doesn't actually fill out that breastplate. As for her other skins, have you ever heard of padding? XD

Amanda Please3 votes

SOUNDS LIKES EXCUSES. Lux has huge tit man. Commando skin. Imperial. Sorceress. YOU CANT RUN FROM FACTS

darkdill2 votes

Model =/= splash art. Lux's current classic splash depicts her as only average at best in terms of bust size, and we don't know if she completely fills out her armor.

Tesla Effect1 votes

{quoted}

Model =/= splash art. Lux's current classic splash depicts her as only average at best in terms of bust size, and we don't know if she completely fills out her armor.

Which is why she needs a Model Update, not just a Texture Update.

Amanda Please1 votes

{quoted}

Model =/= splash art. Lux's current classic splash depicts her as only average at best in terms of bust size, and we don't know if she completely fills out her armor.

Commando skin is like leather. And she gots a nice set of knockers. Sorceress is litterally like a single layer of cloth. and her tits in that is pretty ginormidonkulous. So yah.

Yah shes average. I guess. Compared to the rest of the cast who's tits are like DD at the smallest.

Im not denying that you dudes don't have much experience with tit sizes. Heavens I know i don't have as much as i would like. But Lux's tits are ginormous. And if you guys are saying "well only her classic matters"

THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN ARGUING ABOUT?!?

Zeref3 votes

Sorry girls, but they did confirm that my Lux is the last one to get a texture rebalance for this project <3

https://twitter.com/Ququroon/status/585603133973389313

Luxfiat1 votes

YEEEES!

Primadonna2 votes

Where is Miss Fortune's?!

Tesla Effect1 votes

{quoted}

Where is Miss Fortune's?!

Visual Update?

Primadonna1 votes

Oh, sorry. Didn't know she was getting one. I thought she was just going to get a TU like Lux.

DemiluniS1 votes

well they didn't confirm it, just stated they might work on her at some point.... but they said the same thing about another 40 champions so idk

TheFameAnimal1 votes

{quoted}

Where is Miss Fortune's?!

And she looks like the worst at the moment, she should've been one of the first to receive one, unless they have other plans for her? e.g. a model update

warpenguin5552 votes

Lux is still one of my favorites but im just bad with her now, i need to relearn her, practice my CSing with her better, ya etc

junglerboy161 votes

Inb4 Lux gets a full on VU this patch...

Luxfiat1 votes

Who told you?

junglerboy161 votes

Nobody, I'm just pointing out that that is a real possibility (they said this would be the last batch of TRs, and would have something "special" as well)

darkdill1 votes

I'll guess it's MF who gets the VU and not Lux. MF still has that licorice hair, after all, and her boobs don't have bouncing animations like Cassiopeia does. (Seriously, check Cassiopeia's attack animations and you'll see she's quite "boingy".)

Chaotic Reks1 votes

CAUSE YOU'RE AMAZING! JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!

Tesla Effect1 votes

They said they will show something special. Honestly it could be anything (gonna be really delusional and say a bunch of lore but the most possible thing is a Visual Update of a champion).

Motajo1 votes

What is with you and this chest thing

darkdill1 votes

You sound as though you have a problem with comedy.

Motajo1 votes

{quoted}You sound as though you have a problem with comedy.

Meh, I've seen it too much, many of the times from you. (If it's not you, my mistake. It's just a small peeve of mine)

Sirsir1 votes

You dummy... Admirable

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