Are tacos a universal food or is it unique to Noxus?
Very important question, please tell me that Noxians get tacos and Demacians don't.
Very important question, please tell me that Noxians get tacos and Demacians don't.
Any advanced culture will eventually realize the taco is the pinnacle culinary invention.
But the question is, what do they all put on thier Tacos? The normal stuff? Or do they got the goods? (Sour cream)
I wonder if Ionia has Tacos Bilgewater prob has like Fish Tacos, (GP with Orange Tacos)
That would explain why they are at war:
Demacia: Hey, can we have some tacos?
Noxus: No
Demacia: THEN IT'S WAR!
Noxus doesn't have them either, Kled has all of them and he's keeping people off his land so no one can steal his tacos.
Noxians gets hard shells from a young age to help strengthen their jaws, if they aren't strong they don't deserve the deliciousness of a taco Demacians get soft shells because they're weak little prissy men, although the poorer and more physical peasants make do with hard shells because soft shells are too expensive as a luxury
Demacians get Chimichangas, Noxians get Tacos. Sounds fair enough for me.
Of course, Chimichangas are much more orderly than those messy tacos!
Chimichangas are the result of a backward and repressed society. They are unrepentantly heretical to the honest joy of the taco.
Chimichangas are the result of a backward and repressed society.
Chimichangas confirmed for demacia
Careful, that sounds like something a Villain would say...
Are you kidding? That's literally Demacia.
Demacia is anything but backwards. It can seem suppressed to the unruly outsiders, but it is ruled by law and order.
I don't get why you people feel the need to insult Demacia though, but are you kidding?
I'm not upset or anything, just curious.
For the most part, I'd say it's Monarchistic Stigma: No matter how amazing some Kings and Queens have been, Humanity as a whole is progressing towards the Democratic Standard (that is, we want to choose who our rulers are by collective vote rather than the hereditary model of old) and we generally consider Monarchies to be 'backwards' in the sense that people can't choose their ruler and thus can get stung by poor genetics. Not everyone likes John Oliver but I loved this segment he did regarding monarchies.
There's also the Collectivist Stigma: Collectivist Socities tend to discourage (or restrict, sometimes forbid) the growth of the individual in ways their society may not approve of. Fiora would arguably be capable of leading her house, but their society continually pressures her (and tries to force her) to marry men she's not interested in.
Noxus is Imperialistic, Cruel, and Racist, we know this, but they are, ultimately, a Pragmatic Meritocracy where even Swain, who was a cripple, was able to politically maneuver himself to become Grand General and yes, Katarina and Kled disagree, but that's their opinion.
Demacia, by Contrast, is Sexist and Condescending. You can work your way up the ladder, sure, but you'll really have to work for it, and even then, there are places you'll never be allowed simply because you weren't born a Royal.
Oh, so it's just a matter of politics.
Eh, I can accept that.
https://40.media.tumblr.com/9728c4f5bf97256b850d3a9ad7649651/tumblr_o2p58qb7et1qbsqkco1_500.jpg I'm sorry? You were saying?
Are we ever gonna have a legacy deadpoolesque skin for kled
you had me at Tacos. (and Chimichangas)
Hell. Add Taquitos, Flauntas, Burritos, etc
Punny Demacians can't handle the heat of even the mildest Taco.
Too bad the noxian's have no hands to eat their taco
"Extend the Hand of Noxus, pull back a stump"
Wherever Fiddlesticks is from likely has tacos (Bandito) and Ionia too (Sun Goddess Karma).
as a mexican, I can approve this discussion as the best of the week :3*[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]*