Are tacos a universal food or is it unique to Noxus?

Oakleaf Ranger··31 votes·5,673 views

Very important question, please tell me that Noxians get tacos and Demacians don't.

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RiotWAAARGHbobo36 votes

Any advanced culture will eventually realize the taco is the pinnacle culinary invention.

MavenSong4 votes

But the question is, what do they all put on thier Tacos? The normal stuff? Or do they got the goods? (Sour cream)

Sahn Uzal6 votes

Mushroom juice ofcourse.

MavenSong4 votes

Ah I see... the "Good stuff" kinda good stuff.

Solari Fortune1 votes

I wonder if Ionia has Tacos Bilgewater prob has like Fish Tacos, (GP with Orange Tacos)

Blue Moon Wolf16 votes

That would explain why they are at war:

Demacia: Hey, can we have some tacos?

Noxus: No

Demacia: THEN IT'S WAR!

LSmaster166 votes

Noxus doesn't have them either, Kled has all of them and he's keeping people off his land so no one can steal his tacos.

L Rayquaza3 votes

Noxians gets hard shells from a young age to help strengthen their jaws, if they aren't strong they don't deserve the deliciousness of a taco Demacians get soft shells because they're weak little prissy men, although the poorer and more physical peasants make do with hard shells because soft shells are too expensive as a luxury

TequilaZombie2 votes

Demacians get Chimichangas, Noxians get Tacos. Sounds fair enough for me.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Of course, Chimichangas are much more orderly than those messy tacos!

RiotWAAARGHbobo28 votes

Chimichangas are the result of a backward and repressed society. They are unrepentantly heretical to the honest joy of the taco.

vampirekid1314 votes

{quoted}

Chimichangas are the result of a backward and repressed society.

Chimichangas confirmed for demacia

TyrekGoldenspear4 votes

Careful, that sounds like something a Villain would say...

Crowe Stalker2 votes

Are you kidding? That's literally Demacia.

TyrekGoldenspear3 votes

Demacia is anything but backwards. It can seem suppressed to the unruly outsiders, but it is ruled by law and order.

I don't get why you people feel the need to insult Demacia though, but are you kidding?

I'm not upset or anything, just curious.

Crowe Stalker5 votes

For the most part, I'd say it's Monarchistic Stigma: No matter how amazing some Kings and Queens have been, Humanity as a whole is progressing towards the Democratic Standard (that is, we want to choose who our rulers are by collective vote rather than the hereditary model of old) and we generally consider Monarchies to be 'backwards' in the sense that people can't choose their ruler and thus can get stung by poor genetics. Not everyone likes John Oliver but I loved this segment he did regarding monarchies.

There's also the Collectivist Stigma: Collectivist Socities tend to discourage (or restrict, sometimes forbid) the growth of the individual in ways their society may not approve of. Fiora would arguably be capable of leading her house, but their society continually pressures her (and tries to force her) to marry men she's not interested in.

Noxus is Imperialistic, Cruel, and Racist, we know this, but they are, ultimately, a Pragmatic Meritocracy where even Swain, who was a cripple, was able to politically maneuver himself to become Grand General and yes, Katarina and Kled disagree, but that's their opinion.

Demacia, by Contrast, is Sexist and Condescending. You can work your way up the ladder, sure, but you'll really have to work for it, and even then, there are places you'll never be allowed simply because you weren't born a Royal.

TyrekGoldenspear3 votes

Oh, so it's just a matter of politics.

Eh, I can accept that.

ReZisT Lust1 votes

Are we ever gonna have a legacy deadpoolesque skin for kled

TTK Dreadnought2 votes

you had me at Tacos. (and Chimichangas)

Hell. Add Taquitos, Flauntas, Burritos, etc

Lord Galvatron2 votes

Punny Demacians can't handle the heat of even the mildest Taco.

Sad Tyrant1 votes

Too bad the noxian's have no hands to eat their taco

Garen "Extend the Hand of Noxus, pull back a stump"

Oleandervine1 votes

Wherever Fiddlesticks is from likely has tacos (Bandito) and Ionia too (Sun Goddess Karma).

theBlindManko1 votes

as a mexican, I can approve this discussion as the best of the week :3*[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]*

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