Kindred, the missing link between Soraka and Bard?

Ebonmaw Dragon·9/15/2015, 8:22:55 PM·12 votes·4,322 views

Here is a theory about Kindred: They are a "Celestial Being" in charge of the death.

We know that Soraka and Bard are Celestials... but they dont look alike, however, if we compare them with Lamb and Wolf, we can see the similarities.

Soraka is a "fallen" Celestial Being, who lost the guidance of the stars after helping Warwick. She is a female and if we look at her body structure, her legs to be exact, we can see that she has "goat like" legs.

Lamb in other hand, according to my theory, is a Celestial Being that brings death. As Soraka, Lamb is a female with the legs of a lamb... the lambs are baby sheep, sheep and goats are both of the subfamily, Caprinae. The point is that Lamb and Soraka have similar legs.

Bard is a 100% Celestial Being in charge of the balance of the universes. He is a male and has no real physical body... however, he creates a body to interact with the worlds that he visits... The Body that he uses on Runeterra wears a mask, a beardlike thing that looks like wool, has strange legs and a weird horn.

If we compare him with Lamb and Wolf, we can notice that they also wear masks, Lamb has also strange legs, and like Wolf, his real body is... really abstract. Now, if we compare Bard with Soraka, we can also notice that they both have a horn and weird legs.

All those champs have, at least an slight similitude with the Caprinae.

.... but... where does the Wolf fits in all this?

Well, remember our friend Warwick? He used to be human until he drank an incomplete potion of Singed, after drinking the potion, he became a Werewolf. Why did he turned into a Werewolf? Well, it seems obvious that it was because the potion had the fang of a Balefire dire wolf... but... Why did Singed needed, aside from that, the Heart of a Celestial Being? Here is the answer: because inside the heart of the celestial beings, there is a Wolf waiting... Wolf IS the Heart of Lamb.

11 Comments

Gapybo9/15/2015, 8:29:45 PM1 votes

I hope this is one of those illuminati memes... If not I suggest using that tinfoil for it's original purpose - food wrapping.

Valaran Nara9/15/2015, 8:38:40 PM1 votes

Hey, what if Kindred was pre-spook SI? And Bard rescued them from spookification for the saving of Bilgewater?

Because if BW gets spookified fully, there will be an undead armada of war galleons at the ready.

Theruder99/16/2015, 3:30:45 AM1 votes

What if we assume the Goat legs, and shimmering appearance is the commonality for all fallen celestials? and Lamb fell on purpose out of loneliness. (OR Bloodlust, let's be honest here.) Personally if this is the current theory, I'd say Wolf might be a full celestial but corrupted in some way, he has no physical form and doesn't match the appearance of the other celestials in game, so we could assume that once Lamb fell he (For whatever reason) was able to maintain his celestial status in an effort to protect Lamb.