Save the Krab

Ebonmaw Dragon·6/28/2016, 4:30:07 PM·57 votes·9,263 views

http://i.imgur.com/9MJ6wCL.png

Since everyone is talking about the new pool party skins... i want to point out that Fiora BRUTALLY KICKS an INNOCENT crab that only wanted to play with her.

Gods... that is HEARTLESS... Even Dark Star Thresh, an evil creature that wants to destoy the universe, doesnt hurt animals on purpose... in fact, he wanted to be friend of that little frog...

But Fiora? SHE IS A MONSTER.

https://youtu.be/06bRP9ThcFs?t=7

Just LOOK AT HER, she kicks Kelly with HATE and FURY after disarming the poor little guy.

... Is that a good example of the demacian ideals? I DONT THINK SO.

Please, think about Kelly

55 Comments

Sharjo6/28/2016, 5:13:37 PM53 votes

The beach shakes as Skarner burrows up from beneath the sands.

Skarner "I heard someone was bringing harm to an innocent arthropod."

UsiTsukino6/28/2016, 4:39:31 PM21 votes

Freaking Fiora. xD

Let's call P.E.T.A. Poor crab. :'(

I'll adopt Kelly <3

CHEERS FOR KELLY !!!!

Arsenic Sulfur6/28/2016, 7:21:05 PM10 votes

Incoming Lobster Skarner skin with a special interaction towards Pool Party Fiora.

RiotKindlejack7/1/2016, 7:04:03 AM7 votes

Demacia can be a harsh place.

Annapii6/29/2016, 12:26:11 AM7 votes

... Why? D:

I got so happy when I saw the little crab appear THEN FEDORA KICKS IT AWAY WITH MY HOPES AND DREAMS.

Riot pls. Fix. :c

Fasmodey6/28/2016, 7:41:25 PM5 votes

Animal abuse, HOLY CRAB!

ViashinoWizard6/30/2016, 7:52:43 PM3 votes

Urgot "LITTLE BROTHERRRRRR!"

Weiner the Pooh6/28/2016, 5:43:48 PM3 votes

He mocked her tho...

Elikain6/28/2016, 10:52:35 PM3 votes

I can't think of the crab because Fiora's noodle rapier squeaks when she uses her E. I think that's the best sound i heard lol <3 Her ult balloons also squeak when they pop :D

Almost the same adorable sound when Surprise Party Fiddlesticks throws his E and his balloon animal squeaks when it bounces to targets :D

LostFr0st6/28/2016, 4:35:33 PM2 votes

Accurate representation of Fiora though.

Chaos6896/28/2016, 5:34:13 PM2 votes

Accurate representation of Figueroa (good job spellcheck!) and every single Academician (Again gj spellcheck) champ in game.

BlkGolem6/28/2016, 5:58:29 PM2 votes

We needed a pool party yi with that noodle D=

Totalis6/28/2016, 11:44:11 PM2 votes

"she kicks KELLY with HATE and FURY after disarming the poor little** GUY**"

macromite6/29/2016, 12:32:39 AM2 votes

Crabs are people too riot.

Photos of Ghosts6/29/2016, 7:51:35 AM2 votes

What were you expecting from someone with that hair...

OyddAWqJ5r6/29/2016, 12:03:15 PM2 votes

Considering Demacia is basically a tyrannous city-state I see this as completely appropriate. Especially since Fiora herself is of noble Demacian blood.

Hell, Noxus has a TYRANT and yet their structure is far less tyrannous. Most of the residents are pretty free to do as they wish.

Swiftdeath2evil6/29/2016, 7:42:50 PM2 votes

Have you seen an armed crab before? http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/memes/6a1V51Oq-everyone-is-up-in-arms-about-fiora-kicking-a-crab

TenshouSNK7/1/2016, 7:57:59 AM2 votes

Seriously tho, why does she kick the crab so hard into oblivion?

sealust6/30/2016, 7:36:56 PM1 votes

Crabs are assholes

Ace Access 6/29/2016, 9:56:37 AM1 votes

wouldn't that sword thingy make more sense for a pool party yi skin ?

He4rtkiller6/29/2016, 8:54:24 AM1 votes

So I was not the only one who noticed this. It feels bad watching little crab getting kicked in the face after losing a duel. Isn't Fiora supposed to be honorable? Not cool!

Aldduren7/2/2016, 2:04:52 PM1 votes

Okay that as actually kind of brutal, and here i play Darius on a daily basis.

I must be severely damaged to not be bothered by chopping up to five sentient characters in half in a row, not by spilling blood all over the summoner's rift

but i'm disturbed when i see one (disarmed) animal being kicked in the face.

Its both cute and awful at the same time.

Then again i guess she let it off easily, considering what she normally does to her ~~pincusions~~ opponents!

LoL Ergo Urgot6/29/2016, 11:46:52 AM1 votes

She will know fear

http://orig07.deviantart.net/d7b0/f/2014/202/7/7/urgot_fan_art_by_blubirdeye-d7rlm5v.jpg

DREADN0UGHT7/1/2016, 12:56:56 PM1 votes

http://www.hercampus.com/sites/default/files/2014/04/16/dwightwide.jpg

Wrong. Demacia's cast system proves that only the highborn and noble by blood have a shot at being someone. Fiora kicking this poor, low-cast crab only shows the true face of ~~North Korea~~ Demacia.

Oleandervine7/1/2016, 9:56:15 PM1 votes

Maybe kicking Kelly is a metaphor for her making herself clean and pretty so she can hit on all the hotties #cough#TryndamereGarenDarius#cough# and have those wild crazy nights with the DND sign on the door without freaking out the hotty...