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Crazy Theory about the killer of "Yasuo's Elder"

Ebonmaw Dragon·12/27/2017, 4:17:35 PM·38 votes·4,336 views

Okay I have never heard this theory before so i will make a new thread about it even if is unlikely that this "person" killed the Elder.

And the person who did it according to this theory is...

Kled Kled.

Yeah... it sound crazy i know... But he participated in the battles of Ionia, all of them.

You may be thinking... But Kled does not use wind techiques!

Oh man, that is why im making this crazy theory... because he DOES.

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/images/16/aug/kled3.jpg

See this thing?

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wfW4NPpJV08/V5EIKHhansI/AAAAAAAA89A/Tp8VExoDfD4jj_1cdc71iiijqxU-Z8ddwCLcB/s1600/555.png

you SEE IT??

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS???!!

A fish? no... a lizzard? maybe... a Drakalops? Yes

..... But what IS a Drakalops you may ask?

... well Drakalops are: WIND SPIRITS THAT EMBODY THE DESOLATION OF THE NOXIAN PLAINS

Yeah, you hear me right... Skaarl IS A WIND SPIRIT

WIND SPIRIT

People was blamming Janna because she is a wind spirit... BUT THEY ALL IGNORED THAT THE FREAKING LIZZARD IS A WIND SPIRIT AS WELL.

MAN!!! THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE

Now lets compare the habilities of Yasuo, Riven and Kled for a moment: Yasuo "Huh, three swift strikes... "

Yasuo Q) The famous technique of the 3 swift strikes using a cutting weapon. W) Defensive technique that cant be used to kill someone E) A Dash that deals damage. R) Wind technique that deals tons of damage

Riven Q) 3 swift strikes using a cutting weapon. W) A stun that deals damage E) A Dash that shields the user R) Wind technique that deals tons of damage.

Kled

Q) Both Q of Kled do not have relation with anything about the other 2... but dont worry, he doesnt need that. W) 4 swift strikes using a cutting weapon. E) A Dash that deals damage. R) A technique using Skaarl (who is a wind spirit) and deals damage

So, Riven has a dash that deals no damage, but Yasuo and Kled have a dash that deals damage, and the 3 of them have swift strikes using a cutting weapon.

..... So, what if, Kled killed the elder using this combo: "R" To enter the place, then "E" to get near the Elder and damage him and then "W" to finish him off with 3 swift strikes (then the elder died, so, Kled did not use the 4 and last hit).

But why would Kled kill the Elder? well... lets se...

Imagine the situation... Kled going arround Ionia, killing people due his Violent Tendencies... and then he finds a person who is says that he is the LEADER of the region... a Region that is owned by Kled (at least that is what Kled say). Of course that Kled would kill the guy with his wind spirit companion... and due his "Glamour", people could even confuse him with another person by mistake.

It makes sense for him to try to kill the person with the most important Title of the place first, it makes sense even from the gameplay perspective since he is a "Diver" and Divers try to kill high-priority targets first. After that, maybe he Chaaaaaaaarged to the battlefield were Yasuo was, because he has participated in all of the Noxian Battles... We know that Skaarl is quick enough to do that and Yordles can use "shorcuts" to reach a place faster than humans.

PS: I know that the theory is crazy and its unlikely that Riot will make him the killer... But hey! It makes more sense than Janna and i have been hearing other crazy theories before... so who knows?

29 Comments

Sharjo12/27/2017, 5:02:37 PM31 votes

I can dig it; though it feels a tad more far fetched than usual theories, it certainly makes way more sense than Janna being the killer.

Other crackpot theories about Kled include my headcanon about him being crazy cuz he was the guy who stole the skull of Mordekaiser and got cursed because of it, addling his mind and potentially Skaarl's too.

Stupidly crackpot that theory there, but I like it.

HonestJohnTheCon12/27/2017, 8:39:09 PM15 votes

Kled Sure... invade Ionia, you said. It'll be FINE, you said. Skaarl: Squarrk. Kled FINE, YA SAID!

WiegrafOfValor12/27/2017, 11:21:32 PM7 votes

Kled "That makes sense.. even too much sense one may say."

discreetly pulls a gun, slowly cocking it

Monsta Moo12/27/2017, 7:47:24 PM5 votes

I love it! [sg-poppy]

MetaVolca12/27/2017, 11:53:24 PM3 votes

Now we need a Dawnbringer Kled skin

ChuShoe12/28/2017, 12:14:09 AM2 votes

Isn't it already cannon that riven killed his master?

LordGeovanni12/28/2017, 12:51:16 AM2 votes

Nice except that i dont take kled for no assassin.

Whyte Lyon12/27/2017, 8:22:45 PM1 votes

I've never understood why so many thought Riven was possibly the murderer, like genuinely curious what was the logic behind that?

Personally I don't familiarize myself with dated lore like I do with the modern stuff. Simply because I just don't care to bother with it or I don't want to grow too attached to it. It also woundn't help that I've never even played Riven as a champion, so Im not familiar with the details behind her kit unfortunately.

But was there anything about Riven that is wind magic like Yasuo's technique? Because from my naive perspective the theory blaming Riven seems much less plausible even compared to Skaarl.

NotYourBuddyFwen12/29/2017, 8:59:02 AM1 votes

I like this theory! He is a Noxian conqueror who could've been there. I love theories that connect unusual instances and small details, you should check out my Bard theory! I think you would appreciate it :D

HalcyonDweller12/28/2017, 1:06:25 AM1 votes

This is super funny, but I don't know whether to believe it or not. XD Props for a great theory!

FPS P1 xSolusGod12/28/2017, 7:34:07 AM1 votes

Idk man, Janna seems more dangerous. looks around nervously [sg-syndra]

YiffMeImAFurry12/28/2017, 10:34:46 AM1 votes

But if he used r to get there surely someone wouldve heard him.

Also there was evidence that the elder was killed by a wind technique. Unless the lizard actually leaves behind evidence of wind technique its not possible.

It can be inferred that the wind technique kills by using blades of air to cause cuts. Kled swinging his pike around doesnt fit that.

And lets not forget hes a general. Anywhere he would be charging into battle surely he would have troops following

Chembaron Yamada12/28/2017, 6:45:48 PM1 votes

If he would have killed the elder, he would brag about it and it wouldn't be a secret.

Look at Kled's personality. If he had killed that dude, it's a wonder we never heard him adding the title "Yasuo's elder" while introducing himself. ^^

An Draoi12/27/2017, 8:47:35 PM1 votes

Interesting but kinda far fetched lol