OH LORD YES RIOT PLEASE TELL ME IT IS WHAT I THINK IT IS!
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This was a teaser on the chinese site for a new skin. And I think you all know there's only one person who wields this kind of sword...
Slythion56 votesI can't wait for the new Ahri skin :D
500000000000000036 votesThe spirit sword fits her theme very well
Melledoneus19 votesI swear to christ you are giving Riot ideas that would make me question my existence.
NineTailedMystic2 votesthis meme make me want to kms
UnboundHades45 votesits the new ryze rework q of course what else could it be
Sukishoo8 votesMaybe it's his new new NNNNNNNNNNNNNNEW ULT!?
The DrBonjigollo29 votesGotta say, Riot really stepped their game up with their reworks. I mean I never would've thought of giving 
a sword.
[zombie-brand-clap]
Karn Bishop10 votesActually as an eve main this is a highly requested feature, we always wanted a sword.
Jackom114 votesRyze is getting a sword now, that's actually cool, can't wait!
Keepe9 votes
More things to carry... As if the fate of the WORLD wasn't enough. Bloody hells...
Risk of Fate9 votes[deleted]
Melledoneus7 votes(It's Shen. That's his spirit anchor sword)
Skorch9 votesIts actually a new champion teaser for Shens resurrected dad.
Melledoneus15 votesThat would be awkward.
F-father...?
Kuho: Shen, I am glad to see you.
:D
Kuho: Because I need my sword back. Takes Shen's spirit sword and leaves
T_T
DariusDemiurge6 votesJokes on you it's a new ionian champ and that is actually a walking staff.
Hello I am Bird1 votesYou really weren't too far off.
Ebonmaw Dragon5 votesThis was a teaser on the chinese site for a new skin. And I think you all know there's only one person who wields this kind of sword...
the most famous sword wielder of LoL
Hello I am Bird1 votesI R O N Y
undesirable team4 votesit's gotta be a 
nerf
oh wait
riot would never do taht
Melledoneus29 votesUgh.
You're the kind of guy who shows up to a karaoke party to announce the number of people who starve worldwide.
Shadòw14 votesIt's 9 million per year
dogehkiin2 votesI expected more.
Btw why the fuck do people who are starving have children? To raise the dead count?
Shadòw1 votesNobody knows
Melledoneus2 votesTwo main contributing factors.
But enough about that, let's talk about a different look for a virtual character you can buy for a virtual currency!
Hello I am Bird1 votesPeople who were starving when we were hunter-gatherers had babies as well. It's a case of "I want to pass on my genes, and I'm not just not gonna do that because I'm not able to feed myself right now I die at the age of 23 anyways, so I may as well have a baby while I still can.
They're generally uneducated about how to sustain a population, so they just have children and hope that they're the exception.
Chembaron Yamada3 votesDid we really need a third thread about this, though? xD
Melledoneus20 votesYes.
Iota Theta5 votesMelle is excluded from the count, which makes it two + Melle's thread, which was the most important of the Shen teaser threads.
MuffledGarbage3 votesOMAI WO NE DERU
Bârd2 votes
Stars Shaper2 votesI got the Shen feeling... But some parts in my brain want to troll me into believing Yi xD
Jerry SeinfeId2 votesThis doesn't seem very different from his base though.
well w/e i can't throw it anyway. [zombie-nunu-bummed]
Pandemic Punch2 votes
Moonboy651 voteseh, nope
sword looks too small to be Aatrox's
Pandemic Punch13 votesUr sword is too small
Melledoneus3 votesNah, doc, ur delusional.
Pandemic Punch5 votesI am not delusional, everything is exactly how I see it.
zero3562 votes
?
Moonboy654 votescan't be Yasuo, he got that Nightbringer skin very recently, and beside Yasuo's sword is bent a little
Around999People1 votes
Champions with swords. Might have missed some.
Melledoneus3 votes~999 people either have never seen reworked Shen or are trolling me.
And the fact that I can't tell is scaring me.
Around999People1 votesShen shen shen... Hmmm....
Honestly, idk why everyone's off about it being Shen's sword. It's a skin. We have champions using pool noodles, so changing the shape of a sword isn't an issue.
Melledoneus3 voteshttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oUndvmK1kYA/VqaVkfJourI/AAAAAAAAK1o/6NpIYRoM408/s1600/shenpassive.jpg
Only one champion has a floating sword like that with elaborate design, and last I checked Irelia isn't getting a VGU any time soon.
Kayle has an unsheathed blade, Leona too, Aatrox's blade is far longer and wider, Garen's broadsword is much larger, Fiora has a rapier, Master Yi's sword is single-edged, Tryndamere has a curved sword and Yasuo has a katana as long as Sephiroth's.
It can only be Shen, my 999 friends (give or take).
Chembaron Yamada3 votesYou probably should edit the title of this thread to "IT'S NOT HAPPENING".... Seems like Master Yi, Fiora and Janna are the champions receiving the skins, not Shen...
Valor Bot1 votesWelp ._. I too was convinced it was Shen, but alas....
