Can I get a job at Riots lore team?

Like I would love to work there writing single paragraphs for money!

"The whole world's a river, and I'm its king." Tahm Kench travels Runeterra's waterways, feeding his insatiable appetite with the misery of the unsuspecting. The singularly charming gourmand savors every moment of his victims' suffering. A deal with Two-Coats may carry you to wherever you wish, but your journey will most assuredly end in the depths of despair.

YOU DIDNT ADD THAT HE HAS A DARK AND MYSTERIOUS PAST?