Here's Hoping for Better Star Guardian Lore

I've been sitting on this for a while since I read the Star Guardian lore during the invasion event. I don't know how else to say this, but I read the Star Guardian lore, and I couldn't help but feel like there were either Freudian slips or bizarrely-sexual references throughout. It wasn't just barely-justified references to a champion's lifting their "long legs" over a rock or Lux's wishing she'd worn a "bikini top and shorts" because of the heat. Even mundane tasks were described in ways that I couldn't help but blink at, baffled by the choice of words.

Beauty, even allure, are certainly parts of the Star Guardian theme and the themes of the Star Guardian champions themselves, but if the gnawing feeling I described above is accurate, then there's something creepy in that lore. I hope that Riot doesn't repeat it.