You missed one, Riot!

Ariel the Cruel·7/13/2017, 1:26:24 AM·9 votes·861 views

For those unaware, Riot has a history of ripping into Urgod with champion quotes. While his return volley could have been more brutal, he still covered all of them. . . . Except one.


Karthus Urgot. hm... I highly recommend death at this point. Urgot "But I still have so much to kill for." Karthus "Abomination, you have cheated death too long." Urgot "Death. Could not. Break me.

Sion The metal is willing, but the flesh is weak!" Sion So, uh, Urgot. We can't hang out any more. I'm cool now. Urgot "Ah, Sion. You were already dead to me."

Kindred Sometimes, death is a blessing. Urgot "Let me introduce you to death."

Yorick I pity what you have become. Shall I end your suffering? Urgot "I'll finish what the mist started."

Warwick Which one of us is the Monster? Urgot "Bringing the beast to heel."

Galio "You look horrid. I should give you the name of my sculptor." Urgot Hmph. "Thought you'd be bigger."

{quoted} Inb4 reworked Urgot disses enemy Urgot! XD

Urgot "I liked the old you more."


So now you may be asking: "Which one did they miss?" Well. There's a little heard line be Star Guardian Jinx. Jinx Sorry, Urgot. It's a Star Guardian thing.

Now I know how embarrassing this type of oversight can be. Not to mention how disappointed Urgod's fan-base is. #BUT! This is still a way to remedy the situation! And even better, you can carry some good will and make it look intentional. How? Why simple, my fine Chinese Incorporated friends!

https://i.imgur.com/1dTPYE3.png

The community has been asking about this for years. Now is the best time to deliver! I'll even help you out with some quote ideas.

"Sorry Jinx, It's an Urgod thing." "Hey Jinx, Look what I got. . ." "Not so special anymore, are you?" "All outfits being equal, I still look better."


So now I implore the community. Help Riot correct this most grievous of oversights. Submit more quote ideas. May the best one win!

And remember, Riot. Only you, can make Jinx eat her words.


In other news, apparently ragging on Kench's poor fashion sense is a thing now. TahmKench "Your coat isn't even as nice as mine."

Pretty brutal, considering Urgod isn't even wearing a coat. (>_>)


Urgot "Say "Shurima." ONE more time. . ." Azir

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Tormentula7/13/2017, 2:49:13 AM2 votes

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JVP157/13/2017, 2:53:13 AM2 votes

Urgot "No please, tell me more about your religion" Diana