- "Ugh,I have been waiting for years for this to end. This endless torture!"
- "I know,right?"
- "Oh,uh,you shut up!"
- "Hey guys! Are you excited for me to get out of here?!"
- "Fuck you."
- "Hey,I got some postcards from our old buddies. They seem to be doing great." *sigh* "I wish I had Taric's hair."
- "That could have been my hair." *starts crying*
- "Damn, Poppy sure has gotten good at baseball. She would look good in a baseball skin"
- "That could have been ME getting good at baseball."
- "That's a pretty awesome legendary skin Sion has."
- "THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME WITH THE LEGENDARY SKIN."
- "What is she crying all about?"
- "She has been waiting for a VGU for a few years now & I think the waiting has broken her. She's acting like a baby."
- "You were crying like a bitch too,Yorick. From the moment you was released up until a few months ago, you were begging Riot to give you a VGU."
- "Wait,the fu-?"
- "Hey,I wasn't crying when they updated my Pentaki-."
- "SHUT UP!!! Ryze! What are doing here?"
- "Oh yeah,I'm here for my VGU. Like GP,some kit love,new model,lore & VO. I might even get out before you Rick."
- *sigh* "I'm use to it. My VGU is coming, that's all I wan-."
- "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! I was here BEFORE you, this is your SECOND rework & YOU'RE GOING TO CUT IN FRONT OF US!!!"
- "Well,you see,Riot has several teams working on separate prog-."
- "That's it. THAT'S FUCKING IT!!! I'm done. I'm leaving to go join DOTA or something."
- "I'm not sure that's a good idea."
- "I just wanted you all to know I hate you all." *walks out the room after flipping the bird at them*
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- "Yo Ricky,is this seat taken?"
- "All yours."