I feel like there's some to like about the older champions thematically

I dunno about that. Braum is something special.

Title could be clearer? I don't understand what it means.

yea, it´s a shame league lost it´s "quirkiness" somewhere along the way (and mostly since the retcon).

Personally I like the dark and serious themes of champions. I don't like happiness and I hate puppies. jk

But seriously, I like serious lore. It's more interesting and engaging and I can actually take it seriously imo.