Everyone wants to type-cast her as the big, religious, strong woman with tentacles.
But if you pay attention to her lore and quotes, she's actually the big, religious, strong woman with tentacles, who can also be quite a flirt.
She also has motivation for it like how 
does it for power plays or 
does it for essence.
's religion is all about the will to act. "If I hate something, I destroy it. If I want something, I take it."
RiotRiot TreblMuffin43 votesI have a serious soft spot for ol' Aeoli The Sandwich Priestess. She and Leona are my two "don't mess with my ADC" thicc girl supports.
(Spoiler alert: Illaoi support is epic. Max E first, watch the sadness consume your enemies.)
(Also C3Sound's tentacle slap sound design is so darn satisfying)
(I'm done with parenthesis now)
Pierce The Veal5 votes[{quoted}](name=Riot TreblMuffin,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=g0Ua6NZ0,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2017-12-13T18:33:13.463+0000)
I have a serious soft spot for ol' Aeoli The Sandwich Priestess. She and Leona are my two "don't mess with my ADC" thicc girl supports.
(Spoiler alert: Illaoi support is epic. Max E first, watch the sadness consume your enemies.)
(Also C3Sound's tentacle slap sound design is so darn satisfying)
(I'm done with parenthesis now)
Aeoli Sandwich Illaoi confirmed new skin.
RiotRiot TreblMuffin18 votesSkins Team: "Oh no, here he comes again..." TreblMuffin: "You guys-" Skins Team: "No." TreblMuffin: "But the name-" Skins Team: "Please leave us alone." TreblMuffin: "Just try drawing it." Skins Team: "Fine." Everyone: "My. God..."
*Releases skin
*Riot wins grammys
*Everyone claps vigorously
Electro5226 votesYou sir.......need to come here more often. M&G will gladly accept you with open arms.
rtbf2256182411 votesWell..yeah the "My. God..." part fit well as Illaoi believes she represents a literal god. lol
Pierce The Veal1 votes[{quoted}](name=Riot TreblMuffin,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=g0Ua6NZ0,comment-id=000100000000,timestamp=2017-12-14T07:28:39.280+0000)
Skins Team: "Oh no, here he comes again..." TreblMuffin: "You guys-" Skins Team: "No." TreblMuffin: "But the name-" Skins Team: "Please leave us alone." TreblMuffin: "Just try drawing it." Skins Team: "Fine." Everyone: "My. God..."
*Releases skin
*Riot wins grammys
*Everyone claps vigorously
Cries tears of every emotion possible.
Illaoi winrate goes up because Aeoli makes people happy
I will main Illaoi on the release of that skin.
Raven Redeemed1 votes"Audio Mixer" That sounds that a fun job (not being sarcastic (just in case you took it that way (I am also done with parentheses)))!
RiotRiot TreblMuffin9 votesI have never worked with such a merry band of weirdos. Solid to the core. The audio team knows how to party. Just ask Riot KarateMonkey. That dude destroys our foley room on the regular. After Urgot was released we were finding ground meat all over the room for weeks. That's what happens when you shove a drill into a few pounds of hamburger.
Electro5223 votes[{quoted}](name=Riot TreblMuffin,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=g0Ua6NZ0,comment-id=000100010000,timestamp=2017-12-14T07:18:12.767+0000)
That's what happens when you shove a drill into a few pounds of hamburger.
I'm afraid to ask.......but...........
why?
RiotRiot TreblMuffin13 votesLike all great sound design it was about 30% "You only live once." and 60% "Let's see what happens."
The remaining 10% is just childish giggling.
AetherArising1 votes[{quoted}](name=Riot TreblMuffin,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=g0Ua6NZ0,comment-id=00010001000000000000,timestamp=2017-12-14T07:37:04.575+0000)
Like all great sound design it was about 30% "You only live once." and 60% "Let's see what happens."
The remaining 10% is just childish giggling.
What are the qualifications to join the sound team? cause like
that sounds fucking awesome
Nylisa1 votesOh so im not the only one.... I share your sentiment TreblMuffin i truely understand you!
JacctheInsomniac15 votes[deleted]
Talos of Altmora2 votesEh, Leona from what i understand was Based on Iron Stylus's wife form what I've hear. She does need muscle though, especially new Leona, Murdering heretics is great exercise, or so I've been told.
JacctheInsomniac22 votes[deleted]
Tails901610 votes
I must be blind because I consider Vi thicc in at least a small amount
Be careful what you wish for
NiceTryVi3 votesVi is tough, but isn't like, Syndra levels of thicc. I would enjoy Syndra levels of thicc on Vi.
Apparently Noob1 votes...Syndra is thicc?
Chromatic Eagle1 votesThese people don’t know what thicc means
NiceTryVi1 votesShe is ingame, not really in her splash. Its weird. But trust, just look up BrickOrchid's opinion on Syndra thighs.
Hextech OwI9 votes
is pretty thicc imo, look at her Classic Sej splash.
junglerboy168 votesHard pass on Kalista, bitch is a wraith, she's supposed to be emaciated.
LunSeiSleidee1 votesHard pass on Kalista, bitch is a wraith, she's supposed to be emaciated.
Randomly calling women bitches.
junglerboy161 votesNo, just Kalista.
I will never not hate that champion with a burning passion.
LunSeiSleidee1 votesAh, now that explains it, you've got a grudge against her. Ok then. :P
Sexy Jack Rabbit2 votesRiven's arm legitimately upset me. They're so skinny it's gross.
Awoof7 votes
A fencer is better off being slim and fit than thicc.
DragonShea1 votes
Dem legs and ass tho, Still thicc for someone that is slim and lite.
Jet Sett3 votesFrom what I've seen of Women's Fencing, Fiora is about as thicc as she should be.
Dreamspitter2 votes
My personal list of League grills who aren't very thicc but should be
probably has a body like a dancer.
RiotRiot TreblMuffin11 votesSometimes thiccness is a state of mind...
Quepha1 votesNot really, no. Thiccness is pretty clearly a physical state, although it may be enhanced by having an appropriate state of mind.
It doesn't matter what Leona's state of mind is, she skinny.
WickedCrow1 votesGet League Girls Swol 2018
DragonShea1 votes[{quoted}](name=Riot TreblMuffin,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=g0Ua6NZ0,comment-id=000100030001,timestamp=2017-12-14T07:13:13.206+0000)
Sometimes thiccness is a state of mind...
HERESY!!!!!
DragonShea1 votesBut Leona isn't Thicc...
I mean, I'd love it if she was. Girl can crush rocks underfoot, she deserves some thigh muscle (same with Sejuani and all that Boar riding)
Sej is slender but ripped. That is on the lower end of T H I C C N E S S
sir d wreck1 votesI don't play her much, but every now and then and holy FUCK the tentacle noises are amazing. The sounds make me feel like I'm under water, and with headphones on it's even better.
10Tickler1 votesI'VE BEEN DOING ILLAOI SUPPORT SINCE SHE CAME OUT, THANKS.
START Q, GET E SECOND LEVEL, COMMUNICATE THAT YOUR ADC SHOULD ATTACK IT WHENEVER YOU PULL A SOUL, MAX ORDER IS R > Q > E > W
Illaoi's Tentacles don't do shit-all for damage if you don't max Q first, and since you're focusing on being a Poke-lane, and destroying the souls as quickly as possible, the E-Transfer damage isn't AS important as the E-Passive Tentacle damage that comes after.
Start Relic, work towards an Early IBG, my final build normally looks like this:
/
[More Vision? More Protection for your Carry. Your choice], 
, 
, 
/
(Armor Shred's good for your Carry, and CDR for you, but Slows on your W make your Tentacle smashes do more work later, and the Extra health makes you harder to Crush come lategame), 
/
(You need heals? Your team needs damage sponge? Again, decisions) and 
/
ChuShoe1 votes(you have the paranthe-keys to my heart)
SpecterVonBaren14 votes to 
quotes are some of the best in the game.
"Northman. There are motions I would like to show you."
"I know you are strong. I wonder if you have stamina."
"Finally, a man who won't break."
ChuShoe6 votesBut her old boyfriend GP has all those things and if he runs out of stamina he just eats some blood oranges and he's right back in fighting form
VelvetCrotch5 votesyeah these are really good ones. (and everyone thought eve was the first with "dirty" quotes hehe)
Ralanr12 votesYes she is. It falls in line with her religion of how to live.
Johnny El Rojo3 votesI'm the only one that asks himself if flirtacious champions like these three, just flirt, or go until the end with the consequences?
To explain myseld better with an example: there is the kind of seductress/seductor that flirts only to get something, and before the night ends, she/he has disappereaded with what they wanted, because they separate work from pleasure. And there is the kind that only does that the next morning, because they found their objective hot, and wanted to have a night of fun with him/her.
With seems to be more like the second kind. With , probably the first.
With ? I don't see the answer so clear.
Oh Look Kaede2 votes
My favorite thicc girl
Chromatic Eagle2 votesShe has a few flirts with Braum, and dated Gangplank. Didn’t think it was news to people.
Rikirie1 votesHowever, my goal cannot merely be to exceed any other person. My goal… for all eternity… will be to exceed myself! To constantly exceed myself, to continually break through my own barriers! I will always walk my own path, all the way to the end! Thus, the Dao of Meng Hao is a direction. Freedom! Independence! No cares or worries! What I want, the Heavens shall NOT lack! What I don’t want, had BETTER not exist in the Heavens! Being domineering. Having freedom. This… is the Dao of Meng Hao!
DontTouchMyBall1 votesThis thread, GG Im already under fire for playing OriSupp and now I may aswell try IllaoiSupp when I get enough BE.
~~Im coming back here and blaming all of you when I lose my acc for trollpicking ~~
PS: pray for my adcs
