Tahliya's Eyebrows and why both sides of this discussion are retarded.

There seem to be 2 prominent sides of this.

The one side says "Ew she looks like Rock Lee why are you making an otherwise attractive character so ugly with giant ass caterpillar eyebrows".

The other side replies with "Shut up you ignorant %%%%s, Riot should put as much diversity into their game as they want so that, presumably, skinny be-freckled girls with big eyebrows will have some kind of morphological representation in the game and this will somehow be a good thing presumably."

You're all idiots and let me tell you why by describing my 2 favorite champions in comparison to myself.

My favorites and they have been since forever are Jarvan and Leona. What do they both have that I mostly identify with? Think about it for a second. Have you got it? Think long and hard about their design. Think of Jarvan's chiseled ruggedness, think of his incredibly absurd weapon contrasted with the fact that for some reason he wears a tiara. Now think about Leona the 8 ft tall Vaughnerian Goddess. Have you got it yet? Do you see why I identify with them better than any other champs in the game?

That's right, because they fucking SHIT all over AD carries.

OH FUCK! Look at that, I enjoy them for their GAME PLAY.

Beyond that, as a player, their sound design is immaculate. Jarvan's passive feels very weighty when you're smacking people around and Leona's auto-q-auto combo is intensely satisfying to do to people, then there's the building sound of her w as it powers up to burst on people and Jarvan's DEMACIA *WHOMP when you dunk the shit out of someone.

Physically, I look the most like Ezreal. Do you know which champ I most enjoy KILLING?... Jhin. Fuck him, he looks stupid.