Come up with some lines for a Kled Announcer

darkdill·1/22/2018, 7:37:06 AM·15 votes·861 views

Because Riot really needs to get to adding custom announcers into the game. That old lady needs replacing/retiring.

Here are a few examples:

Upon your death I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DIE! YOU COWARD! GET UP AND KILL THEM! YOU CALL THAT FIGHTING FOR YOUR LIFE?! GAH, YOU'RE EVEN DUMBER THAN SKAARL! At least I won't have to kill YOU later! Idjit...

Upon scoring a kill Get them trespassers off my property! Hey Skaarl, they just killed you tonight's dinner! Heh, and they thought they's so clever! I found their attempts to survive insulting. How about you? And they call themselves "Champions"? Disgraceful!

Seriously, Kled announcing things would leave you laughing so hard you'd probably die a lot more.

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Epicurus1/22/2018, 8:15:29 AM14 votes

Ally has been slain DISGRACEFUL! Allies only hold ya back. (Nervous Skaarl sounds)

Ally is godlike At least _someone _ knows what they're doing. LOOK AT EM GO!

Enemy is godlike They are so much better at this than you. They's making you look stupid. Dead! And stupid!

Ally shut down DONT MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE DAMMIT!

Enemy shut down HAH! WHO'S LAUGHIN' NOW?

Enemy tower destroyed TEAR IT ALL DOWN BOYS!

Enemy Inhibitor Respawning The glowy rock thing's coming back. YOU DIDN'T KILL IT HARD ENOUGH!

Executed WHAT THE (censored) ARE YOU PLAYING AT? (continued screeching and swearing, continuing until you respawn)

Ally quadrakill Work's not done yet. GO GET 'EM! NO PRISONERS!

Allied Ace None left? Well who are gonna kill now?

Enemy Ace (incomprehensible angry screeching)

woodvsmurph1/22/2018, 10:31:01 AM4 votes

Ooooh, sure, turn tail and run you lily livered, scum-faced scoundrel.

How d'you like that you giant purple worm? Invading MY home. Why after I'm done here, Imma invade your homeworld and make the void's name a reality.

Typical shoddy demacian construction. No, I will NOT pay for ruining your tower.

Take that you nonsensical flying thing. Doncha know the ground's the only safe place to have between yer feet? (upon killing dragon)

(upon purchasing infinity edge) this thing's edgier than one of those hipsters

(upon killing ekko) I DARE you to loop back in time. I'll kill you AGAIN!

(upon killing gangplank or captain fortune) Me walk the plank? How dare you try to mutiny against your admiral, you bloody bilgerat.

A Nunu1/22/2018, 11:45:40 AM2 votes

Skaarl: #SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

revliledpembroke1/22/2018, 11:22:30 PM2 votes

One of Chaac's voicelines (from one of Smite's voicepacks) is "AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, is wrong team, I am sorry."

Swagni (The god Agni was reworked and given a walk that everyone said had "swag" and thus, Swagni was born) has "An ally has been slain! Aw, I'mma miss that chump!" "You have been slain! I didn't tell you you could die!" "I've got ninety nine problems, but your Beep ain't one!" "It's a three-way!" "Getting some foreplay! Hehehahahaha!" "This Beep can't be stopped!"

Smite is pretty good about character announcer packs.