You'd think there'd be at least one or two "pervy" Champion interactions
Examples
taunts
"Hiya, Boobie Lady!"
"Hey there, Fun Bags!"
taunts
"Hummina Hummina Hummina!"
taunts
"You know, I think I could make you BIGGER!"
I assume Riot claims "we're too clean for that shit", but in some rare cases it could be comedy gold.
My 2 cents. No deletions, please.
"Is that a rocket in your pocket?"
"Sorry boys, I keep the fuzzy cuffs at home"
and
and 
: "It's mating season~"
and
are basically 'pervy champ interaction' incarnate
and Dawnbringer
imply that they were lovers at one point (not that that makes much sense given how they supposedly came about, but it's still interesting)