Funny idea for a future story featuring Riven and Kled

darkdill·12/10/2016, 7:40:34 AM·4 votes·977 views

Riven's gonna need help if she wants to return Noxus to its "strength above all" roots, right? Well, Kled seems like the Yordle to help her, but this could lead to some hilarious shenanigans. Now, this might be my inner Master Roshi speaking, but hear me out.

Riven ends up meeting with Kled after the latter has wrecked another group of bandits for sheer fun. Kled initially mistakes Riven for a guy (come on, she looks androgynous; if that doesn't cut it, he could be high on shrooms) and, when Riven claims she's female, Kled demands that she prove it in a rather "pervy old man" manner. Riven's response? She punches Kled in the face. Ironically, this earns her Kled's respect since he views her as someone who won't take shit from anyone. Oh, but just to ensure that Kled doesn't try to kill her, Skaarl ends up liking her, which causes Kled to give her a chance.

If this is out-of-character for Kled, then my bad. But I'd still like to see Riven meet up with Kled at some point. And at the very least, we need at least ONE story segment where someone mistakes Riven for a man (just for laughs).

6 Comments

Bub O Lard12/10/2016, 11:18:24 PM3 votes

TBH I don't think riven looks anything like a man. Her face, figure, and voice would all give it away. Plus like 80% of her legs are exposed which isn't a typically male thing.

AcidTheWarlock12/10/2016, 11:59:56 PM3 votes

Kled must be higher than the top of Mount Targon when this happens.

Then it will be great.

And he needs to warn her of the invisible badgers....and the dangers of the brain weasels.....

Kled Kled Kled Kled Kled Kled Kled Kled

LunaStarshine12/10/2016, 9:31:51 PM2 votes

That´s kinda cool. Cus Kled´s voice line after killing Riven is: "I almost liked that girl.... almost!"

So it could be cool if he actually gets off as not a rival towards here - half way. Somewhat. Kinda. ;D