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i still cant get over why female yordles look like that

resumed··3 votes·1,660 views

in febuary i was drawing a pic of Ziggs & Tristana kissing Rumble on the cheeks for valentines day but i had to stop because tristanas design clashed super hard with rumble and ziggs and just made the whole thing look awkward and strange

male yordles: look like hamsters cat noses cat philtrum covered in fur claws on their hands large irises slit pupils delightfully adorable

female yordles: purple skin no fur hair human noses human philtrum claws look like they went to a nail salon large human eyes moderately sized irises look like asphyxiated children uncanny valley af creepy looking fuckers

pls rito coulda made some cute fluffy hamster girls but decided 2 do the lazy thing with high fantasy and make the girls look sexy but riot felt weird a bunch making sexy blue gremlin bxtches so we're left with these weird amalgams of bad design and dimorphism

and b4 any1 brings up corki i jus wanna say this makes him intersex or transgender thank you and bye

26 Comments

GreenLore3 votes

While you are right in certain points you made several mistakes: 1.Female yordles do have fur,its just rather thin and oddly colored(this is most notable in Tristanas and poppys design,not Lulu whose ingame appearance is rather outdated). This can be seen rather well on the left side(from our perspective left) of tristanas face in her splash art http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/2/29/Tristana_OriginalSkin.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150214022133 Also poppy is definetly blue,not purple(and keep in mind that male yordles also differ in color,I mean Rumble has dark blue fur)

2.I dunno how you get the idea that male yordles have bigger claws than female ones,considering that EVERY male yordle(except for gnar,but he is a prehistoric species of yordle so he is far from the norm) wears gloves. The only instance where we see the claws of a male yordle is Kennen's new splash art and who knows if that is the norm(or even canon for kennen,considering he doesn't have them on his ingame model),heck the claws of yordles might be retractable to some extend,with kennens splash showing us how they look when they are out and tristanas showing them pulled in

3.You are also wrong about their eyes We can only see the eyes of 5 yordles(not counting veigar since he has magical glowing eyes) and both Rumble and Poppy have slit-like pupils,while Kennen,Tristana and lulu have round pupils. And Kennen also has irises that are closer to tristanas and poppys.

resumed1 votes

girl yordles still fucked up with the hair contrasting their fur tho

the claws was based off both kennen, gnar, tristana and lulu. also in some skins ziggs hands are exposed, and he has long claws. trends!!!!!

im nt wrong abt the eyes. kennen is a special case as his new splashes (and skin splashes) display him using his eyes along with his powers. i meant to include this in the op, but i intended to make a not about how the girl yordles often have more rounded pupils. and the thing with slit pupils is that they can expand and contract to be round or sharp. you also said that lulu has round pupils, but they're actually slit in her vanilla splash art. her slits are very rounded, so rounded that you didnt even think they were slits. also in kennens new splash his pupil is a slit.

GreenLore2 votes

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the claws was based off both kennen, gnar, tristana and lulu. also in some skins ziggs hands are exposed, and he has long claws. trends!!!!!

All ziggs skins that are gloveless have no claws at all

im nt wrong abt the eyes. kennen is a special case as his new splashes (and skin splashes) display him using his eyes along with his powers. i meant to include this in the op, but i intended to make a not about how the girl yordles often have more rounded pupils. and the thing with slit pupils is that they can expand and contract to be round or sharp. you also said that lulu has round pupils, but they're actually slit in her vanilla splash art. her slits are very rounded, so rounded that you didnt even think they were slits. also in kennens new splash his pupil is a slit.

The thing is that most male yordles have no visible eyes,you act like the slit eyes are the norm for male yorldes despite the fact that rumble is the only one with them(kennen and gnar have rather round eyes as well).

resumed1 votes

Kennen HAs Slits YOu Can see them

gnars got this cateye effect going on where hes really excited and his pupils are wide

GreenLore1 votes

And Poppy has slit like pupils too.

Also Kennen pupils are pretty round as well,not as round as tristanas,but still rounder than lulus or poppys.

In terms of how slit-like their pupils are it would be like: Gnar->Tristana->Kennen->Lulu->Poppy->Rumble

So there is nothing that indicates that male yordles have more slitlike eyes than female ones...

cinomenapplebae2 votes

Poppy look like she came outta a anime with that eyes

chaosbrony1 votes

thank god she got new splash art the lolipoppy skin creeped me out now shes adorable

Blood Magicks2 votes

Looking at the new Tris splashes, female yordles are fuzzy like peaches :3

resumed1 votes

thats fungus growing on her rotting corpse because she still looks like an asphyxiated chiild with gremlin ears

Blood Magicks1 votes

What the fug man

resumed1 votes

LMAO that was a joke

ppl on the forums 2 serious

trists's new splashes look cute

DefectivDetectiv2 votes

I prefer the female yordles to the males ones tbh. Tristana is baeeee

Fasmodey2 votes

Male yordles are cuter.

DU Baymax1 votes

Gnar it is impossible to be mad while playing this cute fuck

KirynDawn1 votes

Female yordles do have fur its just super thin

Kaxi1 votes

Don't ruin this for my waifu. Lulu

JayHog19921 votes

It's a pain to draw the female yordles for me as well, but I still prefer them as they are. It's just too cute looking and hot.

Ralanr1 votes

Female Yordles used to be an entirely different race called Meglings. Way before the main lore retcon, Riot decided to combine the Meglings and Yordles into one race.

So Riot did shit like that long before the retcon.

resumed1 votes

that makes so much more sense

but y wasnt this rectified with the vgus...

sadness

Ralanr1 votes

What do you mean? All female Yordles are still more like meglings. How did VGU's not rectify it?

resumed1 votes

as in making them more like yordles

Ralanr1 votes

They are doing that. Female Yordles are meant to look like that now.

resumed1 votes

BARELY

tristana looks more like she has a cold than a nose like heimerdinger's

Ralanr2 votes

She's not supposed to have a nose like Heimer.

resumed1 votes

which is what im criticizing in the op

lol

Meep Man1 votes

Poppy looks pretty yordle. The only ones that look really different are Trist and Lulu, and Lulu is not updated yet. Don't know about Trist though.

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