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i still cant get over why female yordles look like that

resumed·6/8/2016, 2:26:56 PM·3 votes·1,660 views

in febuary i was drawing a pic of & kissing on the cheeks for valentines day but i had to stop because tristanas design clashed super hard with rumble and ziggs and just made the whole thing look awkward and strange

male yordles: look like hamsters cat noses cat philtrum covered in fur claws on their hands large irises slit pupils delightfully adorable

female yordles: purple skin no fur hair human noses human philtrum claws look like they went to a nail salon large human eyes moderately sized irises look like asphyxiated children uncanny valley af creepy looking fuckers

pls rito coulda made some cute fluffy hamster girls but decided 2 do the lazy thing with high fantasy and make the girls look sexy but riot felt weird a bunch making sexy blue gremlin bxtches so we're left with these weird amalgams of bad design and dimorphism

and b4 any1 brings up corki i jus wanna say this makes him intersex or transgender thank you and bye

26 Comments

GreenLore6/8/2016, 3:07:39 PM3 votes

While you are right in certain points you made several mistakes: 1.Female yordles do have fur,its just rather thin and oddly colored(this is most notable in Tristanas and poppys design,not Lulu whose ingame appearance is rather outdated). This can be seen rather well on the left side(from our perspective left) of tristanas face in her splash art http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/2/29/Tristana_OriginalSkin.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150214022133 Also poppy is definetly blue,not purple(and keep in mind that male yordles also differ in color,I mean Rumble has dark blue fur)

2.I dunno how you get the idea that male yordles have bigger claws than female ones,considering that EVERY male yordle(except for gnar,but he is a prehistoric species of yordle so he is far from the norm) wears gloves. The only instance where we see the claws of a male yordle is Kennen's new splash art and who knows if that is the norm(or even canon for kennen,considering he doesn't have them on his ingame model),heck the claws of yordles might be retractable to some extend,with kennens splash showing us how they look when they are out and tristanas showing them pulled in

3.You are also wrong about their eyes We can only see the eyes of 5 yordles(not counting veigar since he has magical glowing eyes) and both Rumble and Poppy have slit-like pupils,while Kennen,Tristana and lulu have round pupils. And Kennen also has irises that are closer to tristanas and poppys.

DefectivDetectiv6/8/2016, 2:44:39 PM2 votes

I prefer the female yordles to the males ones tbh. Tristana is baeeee

Blood Magicks6/8/2016, 2:40:22 PM2 votes

Looking at the new Tris splashes, female yordles are fuzzy like peaches :3

Fasmodey6/8/2016, 2:54:57 PM2 votes

Male yordles are cuter.

cinomenapplebae6/8/2016, 2:34:49 PM2 votes

Poppy look like she came outta a anime with that eyes

Meep Man6/24/2016, 3:15:38 AM1 votes

Poppy looks pretty yordle. The only ones that look really different are Trist and Lulu, and Lulu is not updated yet. Don't know about Trist though.

KirynDawn6/8/2016, 2:52:19 PM1 votes

Female yordles do have fur its just super thin

Kaxi6/8/2016, 3:05:19 PM1 votes

Don't ruin this for my waifu. Lulu

JayHog19926/8/2016, 3:34:03 PM1 votes

It's a pain to draw the female yordles for me as well, but I still prefer them as they are. It's just too cute looking and hot.

Ralanr6/8/2016, 6:02:34 PM1 votes

Female Yordles used to be an entirely different race called Meglings. Way before the main lore retcon, Riot decided to combine the Meglings and Yordles into one race.

So Riot did shit like that long before the retcon.