Is there any chance one or two of the Champions might be portrayed as a pervert?

darkdill·11/10/2014, 12:47:25 AM·3 votes·1,899 views

This might seem like a rule-breaker, but hear me out. With all the scantily-clad women in League, SOMEONE in the roster has got to be thinking "Hubba Hubba, JACKPOT!" when looking at MF or Sona. I'm curious as to who Riot would pin that moniker on.

Wukong? Fizz? Kennen?

"Why bother?"

It makes them easier to relate to if they share your teenage fantasies. Plus for them it would be in-character.

Is this a possibility, Riot? Or is it against your own code?

EDIT: To counterbalance the feminists, maybe give Ahri or MF some more "pervy" interactions? Or does that just fan the flames?

31 Comments

Abominate11/10/2014, 12:51:33 AM6 votes

Twisted fate probably thinks it, but he's very subtle about it.

Ninpire11/10/2014, 1:53:04 AM3 votes

vlad could get a nosebleed

Xulsigae11/10/2014, 7:08:35 PM2 votes

Didn't you already make a post about thinking that cup sizes in League are getting smaller and seeing that as a negative thing? Projecting onto a champion now? Lay off the dirty old man act.

TerraRising11/10/2014, 3:40:54 AM2 votes

You're serious, aren't you?

Stars Shaper11/10/2014, 7:45:09 AM2 votes

If you need a game to justify your sexual appetites you'd better talk with a psychologist

Grieven11/10/2014, 1:31:33 PM2 votes

This would not be a smart idea for Riot, as about million+ feminists from all around the League's fanbase, tumblr and facebook would rush to bitch about how the champion is a sexist, worthless man-worm that should be removed from the game; and if they don't do that then they're sued for bazillion moneys.

I know what you mean and I want you to know that 'something to which you'd think "that little rascal", not "that misogynist pig"' would, in fact, seem like "that misogynist pig". You probably don't understand girls enough if you don't think that literally every woman on the Internet would see it as 'get in the kitchen and make me a sammich'. That is not to be said as sexist, because those things happen on a daily basis, and if Riot or someone wants to prove me wrong then they can explain why they removed Slay Belle Katarina's dance.

Kirze11/10/2014, 12:57:23 AM1 votes

The closest we have to this is one of Garen's jokes in proximity of Katarina, if I recall. Not anywhere near what you're bringing up though.

IMTOOJUICY11/10/2014, 4:28:13 AM1 votes

Imma be brutally honest, the champion most likely to blatantly leer at attractive women is Vi.

catraven11/10/2014, 3:06:23 PM1 votes

what would riot gain? a lot....

catraven11/10/2014, 12:58:45 PM1 votes

"pervert" is for the 19th century...srsly.

catraven11/10/2014, 1:01:13 PM1 votes

but according to 19th century standards, i'd say uhmm .......... vlad, fizz, teemo, darius, kog, velkoz :d

Der Lindwurm11/10/2014, 1:41:49 AM1 votes

Ahri is a pervert.

UncensoredAngel11/10/2014, 1:02:29 AM1 votes

XD love this

BUMP

LordHippoman11/10/2014, 1:55:41 AM1 votes

I wouldn't really want it. I feel like it would just be an excuse for "tee hee, now we can write a dick/boob joke". Not that I can't appreciate Tryndamere's joke, but I don't want to be rolling my eyes at a dumb boob or dick joke everytime I pick the champ.

It just wouldn't add much to the characters, and I don't think it'd be funny. I'm a prude though, so it's whatever. Someone might like it.