Is there any chance one or two of the Champions might be portrayed as a pervert?

darkdill·Nov 10, 2014·3 votes·1,899 views

This might seem like a rule-breaker, but hear me out. With all the scantily-clad women in League, SOMEONE in the roster has got to be thinking "Hubba Hubba, JACKPOT!" when looking at MF or Sona. I'm curious as to who Riot would pin that moniker on.

Wukong? Fizz? Kennen?

"Why bother?"

It makes them easier to relate to if they share your teenage fantasies. Plus for them it would be in-character.

Is this a possibility, Riot? Or is it against your own code?

EDIT: To counterbalance the feminists, maybe give Ahri or MF some more "pervy" interactions? Or does that just fan the flames?

31 Comments

AbominateNov 10, 20146 votes

Twisted fate probably thinks it, but he's very subtle about it.

IMTOOJUICYNov 10, 20142 votes

Unique interaction between TF and Janna:

When he throws a W at her, it's a 5 dollar bill. And he says, "Keep the change."

darkdillNov 10, 20141 votes

That'd be so freaking pimp.

NinpireNov 10, 20143 votes

vlad could get a nosebleed

TerraRisingNov 10, 20142 votes

You're serious, aren't you?

darkdillNov 10, 20141 votes

Problem?

TerraRisingNov 10, 20143 votes

Problem?

It's a really, really stupid question.

There's no way it would happen. There's no benefit at all for Riot to do it.

"League of Legends" is not "Duke Nukem." If any Riot-created League champ had a taunt that mentioned a female champ's anatomy that got past through the myriad of in-house and PBE testing, it would get removed with great embarrassment once discovered.

darkdillNov 10, 20141 votes

I never said it had to be THAT perverted. Just something like Fizz making a childish pervy remark about Miss Fortune. Something to which you'd think "that little rascal", not "that misogynist pig".

Also, don't refer to it as a "stupid question", bro. I prefer "oddball", at worst.

TerraRisingNov 10, 20142 votes

I never said it had to be THAT perverted. Just something like Fizz making a childish pervy remark about Miss Fortune. Something to which you'd think "that little rascal", not "that misogynist pig".

Thing is: there's no need for any pervy remarks at all. Even at the level of "little rascal" doesn't to anything beneficial for Riot.

What does Riot have to gain by having even having the lines in? The giggling titter of a few players versus the focused wrath of a giant political machine that is looking for any excuse to knock down the biggest video game in the world?

So, no, Riot's not going to do it.

Also, don't refer to it as a "stupid question", bro. I prefer "oddball", at worst.

I really don't care what you "prefer." This question was stupid, bro. At least your "tsundere" question had some merit. This one has none.

Stars ShaperNov 10, 20142 votes

If you need a game to justify your sexual appetites you'd better talk with a psychologist

darkdillNov 10, 20142 votes

I've got plenty of other p%rn sites for that, bro. I just wanted to add some colorful humor to future Champion interactions.

GrievenNov 10, 20142 votes

This would not be a smart idea for Riot, as about million+ feminists from all around the League's fanbase, tumblr and facebook would rush to bitch about how the champion is a sexist, worthless man-worm that should be removed from the game; and if they don't do that then they're sued for bazillion moneys.

I know what you mean and I want you to know that 'something to which you'd think "that little rascal", not "that misogynist pig"' would, in fact, seem like "that misogynist pig". You probably don't understand girls enough if you don't think that literally every woman on the Internet would see it as 'get in the kitchen and make me a sammich'. That is not to be said as sexist, because those things happen on a daily basis, and if Riot or someone wants to prove me wrong then they can explain why they removed Slay Belle Katarina's dance.

catravenNov 10, 20142 votes

they can explain why they removed Slay Belle Katarina's dance.

what was it? thinking of nidalee's dance too, atm...

XulsigaeNov 10, 20142 votes

Didn't you already make a post about thinking that cup sizes in League are getting smaller and seeing that as a negative thing? Projecting onto a champion now? Lay off the dirty old man act.

darkdillNov 10, 20142 votes

http://rs1ci.memecdn.com/289/2110289.jpg

And FYI, I don't have anything against smaller cup sizes in general. My beef was that Riot was doing it to Champions for whom it seemed inappropriate (like Akali) when alternatives could've been taken to preserve one's imagination.

XulsigaeNov 10, 20141 votes

http://rs1ci.memecdn.com/289/2110289.jpg

And FYI, I don't have anything against smaller cup sizes in general. My beef was that Riot was doing it to Champions for whom it seemed inappropriate (like Akali) when alternatives could've been taken to preserve one's imagination.

I was thinking Happosai from Ranma 1/2 actually.

Not sure Akali would be thematically having a large chest but whatever.

darkdillNov 10, 20141 votes

She had a large chest before her splash art change, something that is still seen in her other skins, which makes her base skin seem out of order. IMO, if they had given chest bandages to Akali's classic splash art, that would have solved both problems.

XulsigaeNov 10, 20141 votes

She had a large chest before her splash art change, something that is still seen in her other skins, which makes her base skin seem out of order. IMO, if they had given chest bandages to Akali's classic splash art, that would have solved both problems.

It's a retcon I don't mind. Her looks are not integral to her role as a ninja. She's not a temptress like Ahri.

KirzeNov 10, 20141 votes

The closest we have to this is one of Garen's jokes in proximity of Katarina, if I recall. Not anywhere near what you're bringing up though.

UncensoredAngelNov 10, 20141 votes

XD love this

BUMP

Der LindwurmNov 10, 20141 votes

Ahri is a pervert.

LordHippomanNov 10, 20141 votes

I wouldn't really want it. I feel like it would just be an excuse for "tee hee, now we can write a dick/boob joke". Not that I can't appreciate Tryndamere's joke, but I don't want to be rolling my eyes at a dumb boob or dick joke everytime I pick the champ.

It just wouldn't add much to the characters, and I don't think it'd be funny. I'm a prude though, so it's whatever. Someone might like it.

darkdillNov 10, 20141 votes

I know it's not everyone's speed, but I would still get a laugh out of Fizz saying "Boing! Boing! Boing!" when taunting Miss Fortune.

GrossNov 10, 20142 votes

I know it's not everyone's speed, but I would still get a laugh out of Fizz saying "Boing! Boing! Boing!" when taunting Miss Fortune.

Would he be saying '' Boing! Boing! Boing! '' to say, Alistar and Braum as well? You know they have big jiggly titties as well. Or testicles. Equality!

Though I would rather not. It's tastless, and has no place in the game. And I'd say '' no '' to anything that specifically caters to straight teenage boys in a game that already caters enough for them.

darkdillNov 10, 20141 votes

No, he wouldn't say it for Braum or Alistar. He'd say it to MF because he likes boobs. XD

GrossNov 10, 20143 votes

No, he wouldn't say it for Braum or Alistar. He'd say it to MF because he likes boobs. XD

Nowhere in his lore does it say that Fizz likes boobs. And I'm pretty certain Fizz doesn't understand human anatomy enough to appreciate it's attractiveness.

IMTOOJUICYNov 10, 20141 votes

Imma be brutally honest, the champion most likely to blatantly leer at attractive women is Vi.

darkdillNov 10, 20142 votes

: "Damn, Cupcake, what's with these marshmallows?"