WTF is wrong with the Lancer Blitz skins?

AMAZING concept(s) Riot, my hat goes off to you.

AWESOME model!

OUTSTANDING particle effects!

But...

Why in the name of all that is good do the skins walk around like they have legs?

I understand what the problem is: Players need to be able to identify Blitzcrank and making him float at all times makes that difficult.

But why does that mean you have to undercut the entire skin? :(

This wouldn't be the first time Blitz got a skin that wasn't on two legs. Literally just slap the Piltover Customs Blitz movement animation and it will look a billion times better. Taking "steps" when you have two turbines for legs looks ridiculous...

One last thing:

The sound effects are super underwhelming. I expected more OOMPH from a skin that looks as polished as it does.

Compare this: https://youtu.be/F9v5FDkmIM8?t=28s

to THIS spectacle:

https://youtu.be/nlkc59_VnP8?t=2m3s

Now, obviously you can't make Blitz Q sound too similar (they already look pretty similar), but I wish the Blitz Q sounded half as satisfying as Urgot R.