30 Comments

RiotRiot Scathlocke6/20/2019, 6:43:06 PM16 votes

Forget? We're basing the next five years of storytelling on it!

[vlad-salute]

(I am obliged to point out that this is a joke.)

Fasmodey6/20/2019, 5:48:19 AM6 votes

I am the one responsible for all of this.

Warlord Dienekes6/20/2019, 1:42:34 AM5 votes

Well now we have definitive proof that the lore is contradictory.

I’m willing to believe in space dragons, a mage killing kingdom that worshipped magic sisters, and even immortal mini furries that are supposedly good but don’t seem to actually benefit any society they live in. I can accept all that.

But if you expect me to believe that a guy like Aatrox has the power to choose his own form, and chose to make himself a Ken doll, well, then you ask too much of me. My suspension of disbelief can only be stretched so far and no further.

Jamaree6/19/2019, 9:30:03 PM4 votes

OH THIS POST WAS THE BEST, SEEING THE MENTAL OF A RIOTER COLLAPSE WAS AMAZING XD

Project Xayah6/21/2019, 5:16:00 AM3 votes

So, what, we're allowed an answer to whether Xayah lays eggs, but not allowed an answer to whether Nasus is hung like a horse?

In all seriousness, though, it seems like a very professional way to address the question. Discussing sex should be a natural thing, I don't get why it has to be so taboo. It's not like LoL is targeted at 5 year olds or something, target audience is basically "puberty and above".

Kazekiba6/22/2019, 7:32:38 PM2 votes

I dont want to Necro the old thread so ...

The Greeks viewed large masculinities as "beastly" and sub-human, priding intelligence and other muscles over the one we in the modern US so I wonder if its like that in other ancient cultures too. Perhaps it is in Demacia, but I think the culture that reveres animal-headed deities would not find animalesque characteristics below that of human.

TheMan2926/20/2019, 12:23:23 AM1 votes

ahh ok, I guess that's reasonable but still

TheMan2926/19/2019, 10:14:26 PM1 votes

why the downvotes? it's just good natured humor

ChaosReyn6/20/2019, 9:23:54 PM1 votes

There's still not a moment that goes by that I don't remember why Riot's now a little scared to make a femme-Ascendee. xD