What sorts of "silly stories" would you guys like to see?
With all the serious or epic stories going around in LoL's lore (snorts), we still need to add in some silliness to make the world seem a bit more real. Can't have good story without some laughs along the way.
Post up your ideas for silly League stories that star existing Champions. No need to write full stories; a plot synopsis will suffice. However, try to keep them in-character. (In other words, Swain and Lissandra don't do funny.)
I'll post some examples, even if Riot simply can't use them.
-
Ezreal brings Lux along for one of his excursions into an abandoned ruin and ends up having to save her a lot when she proves rather inept at navigating dangerous tombs (i.e. she triggers more than a few traps by mistake).
-
Nami is hanging out with Miss Fortune and MF makes Nami try on a variety of costumes that she herself can't fit into (her boobs make them too small XD). Nami is less than pleased with how embarrassing some of them are.
-
Leona tries her hand at cooking, with Pantheon as taste tester. To Pantheon's misfortune, Leona turns out to be a horrible cook, and yet he's forced to eat her entire creation to avoid disappointing her.
-
Braum has to play the middleman when Ashe and Tryndamere get into a marital spat. Unfortunately for Braum, both Ashe and Tryndamere have good reasons to be mad at each other, making it hard for Braum to pick a side.
-
Ahri offers to teach Sona how to swim, but quickly gets distracted by Sona's curves. The lesson actually ends with Sona learning little about swimming and more about how easily distracted Ahri can be when you wear something that covers so little. XD
Anybody want to add their ideas? Oh, and if you need some music to go with your thoughts...
is trying to get his hands on a magical artifact for his latest plan of doom.
comes along, naturally. The problem comes from the fact that the object of Veigar's desire is part of a dragon's hoard. The heist goes off without a hitch, but traveling back into familiar territory, they discover the dragon is hot on their heels. Epic chase ensues. Angry and exhausted, Veigar decides the artifact is not worth the trouble and throws it back. Despite returning what was stolen, the dragon continues its pursuit. Near hysterical, Veigar panics.
and
are both wanderers to an extent. One's an exile and the other is being hunted down. They're both probably poor and hungry for food. So why not a silly adventure of the two of them working together to make it through the day without starving?
and
have a thing for each other except for the two of them. Everyone tries to set them up. Hilarity ensues
(Also, I disagree that
and
couldn't be funny. Some of the best comedy stories have serious and straightlaced characters in silly situations)