The coming Zaun V Piltover Event: Are the Pilties doomed to failure?

The Anagram King·5/24/2015, 7:11:00 AM·30 votes·16,197 views

#Piltover A city of progress and ecologically-friendly technology. A city low in crime and high in living standards. Quite possibly the single most enviable place to live in all of Valoran... Assuming you've got what it takes to get in. It's kind've like a world-class college, in that respect. For the past few decades, the city has been held in high esteem by the other nations; a forward-thinking, environmentally-conscious settlement comprised of morally upright citizens devoted to the gradual betterment of all of mankind. Also Heimerdinger and Ziggs make bombs.

At least, on paper, this seems to be the case. But as it stands, it has been years since Piltover has managed to churn out anything revolutionary. New Zeppelin models, slightly more efficient power sources, weapon upgrades - all, admittedly, admirable in their own right, right? Right! And yet...

...across the river, lies a city. A twin city, split from Piltover due to a difference of opinion. And the things they do... the things that they've... acheived there...

Blitzcrank Artificial Intelligence - the artificial creation of new, fully aware, synthetic lifeforms capable of learning and growing.

Urgot Techromancy - bringing the very dead themselves back to life.

Zac
Synthetic Life - the capacity to create self-aware biological lifeforms. Apparently packed with every variety of human emotion. Love, fear, hatred - and a desire to protect those dearest to them; cultivated in a test tube.

Viktor Transhumanism - The absolute culmination of human achievement. Mastery over life, over death. Your form and frame, completely subject to your whims. Where you can live, what sensations you can feel, the intricacies of your very own mind - all within your own grasp; editable, modifiable. The beginning of ascension to a new, unexplored, plane of hence before unfathomed heights of existence.

And it's all found within the city borders of Zaun.

Where Piltover toils aimlessly on trinkets and luxuries, Zaun unravels the very fabric of reality and stares upon the framework of the universe. Clambering out from under the boots of the privileged, the citizens can't even see the sky through all the smog. Monsters like Warwick roam the streets, collecting specimens for insane experiments; striking terror into denizens and foreigners, alike; and yet, from these anything but humble beginnings, the city unlocks the secrets of life and death; of **unbridled potential **in a future limited only by the imagination of its citizens.

Friends die in poverty, and vengeance festers. Mere children, like Ekko, obtain the means and methodology to bend time, itself.

And all the while, Piltover stagnates. A fossil of the past, unable to deal or profit like Zaun does. Unable to shirk its responsibilities to its own citizens, as Zaun does. Rules, regulations, infrastructure - Piltover makes money, but so very little of the money makes it back to the city.

Even now, as Piltover frets over the wellbeing of its citizens, Zaun closes in on the possibility of biological immortality. A city not concerned with death, coming close to overcoming that very flaw with each passing day. How would Piltover feel, to stare across the coast that separates the two cities from one another? How would it feel, to witness the budding reality of a new world; envisioned at the hands of those you despise; those who forsook all that you stood for and chased dreams that you dismissed with as simple a gesture as a passive waving of your hand?

#How would it feel? Your ambitions, your ideals, your reputation as the utmost leader in science and ecology, outmanoeuvred in a swift moment of scientific growth at the hands of your competitors. And now Piltover is left standing with its hands in its pockets.

The first hit is to your city's funding potential.

As affordable immortality becomes the latest craze, ecological concerns take a swift and noticeable back seat. Grant money thins, divisions shut down and masters in their field find themselves struggling to secure work. There is still money, but nothing like before. Piltover falls back on its last major field of study still happily backed by its funders; Weapon development. And then, slowly, but surely...

#The dream dies.

Piltover, the city of ecological advancement. Of scientific progress. A place of innovation and invention. Of empathy, of morality - a place to secure a better tomorrow.

And also Heimerdinger and Ziggs make bombs.

I guess some outcomes are just inevitable.

54 Comments

RiotBioluminescence5/24/2015, 9:06:27 PM26 votes

Zaun scares me. Now, don't get me wrong - I love Zaun - I think it's a fascinating place with some of the juiciest, most potential-filled characters in the game - but it scares the pants off me.

Everyone likes to think that if they were in Zaun, or somewhere like it, they'd be the one making the inventions and overcoming death (or whatever the challenge they've taken on is) but for the most part, scrubs like me would be the one slowing dying to poisoned air and water, or selling my plasma to afford the medicine for the magical malady that I picked up from working in an unregulated hextech factory. (Medicine smuggled in from Piltover, and sold at 10 times the price.) I might have a tiny single-end apartment somewhere with a workshop table, trying to convince myself that my next big invention will be the eureka moment - but it probably won't be.

Piltover, on the other hand - yeah, it seems almost staid in comparison. But I imagine that even if I were one of the middling normals, I might be able to visit a free-to-the-public concert or museum once a month, and probably work as a filigree apprentice for hextech devices; expecting to spend 5+ years of my life on a single device that will go to a wealthy patron. I may die in my old age still an apprentice, if my master/mistress chooses another to be their successor. It would probably depend on whether or not I won favor with the merchant family in ascendance at any particular moment.

(Not a narrative team Rioter - and I don't work directly on League. My opinions are my own, and my headcanon too. ;)

A Superb Villain5/24/2015, 3:48:30 PM15 votes

The most merciful thing in the world... is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.

  • H. P. Lovecraft

The dichotomy between Piltover and Zaun is a classic examination of restraint and zeal; Piltover does produce exceptional inventions, but does so at a languid pace in comparison to the marvels regularly manufactured by Zaun. The acclaimed inventors and brilliant minds of Piltover are just as capable of producing incredible creations as their Zaunite counterparts, what prevents them from doing so is no doubt the city itself. Authoritative figures are likely quite aware of Zaun's incredible advancement, their leaps and bounds in fields of medicine, magic, and technology. Likewise, they are also knowledgable of the consequences these changes have wrought.

Urgot was returned to life, openly defying what many consider to be the natural law; all things must die, and that is the final word. Whether or not this defiles some divinely ordained decree, the cost of doing so is openly called into question. Urgot's life is one of complete misery; body filled with whirring constructs and bulbous tubes, flesh barely held together, an image that barely resembles his former humanity. Is the result worth its cost?

Blitzcrank and ZAC represent previously unexplored fields of artificial life, living things born outside natural means. Not only does this require the world to consider what qualifies as a living, independent being, but the implications of creating objects with wills of their own. Does the creator have some form of jurisdiction over their creation? What is their place in society? Do the rights which apply to those who were made through wholly natural means apply to those who were not? The answers are not clear. More importantly, these questions do not take into account what kind of artificial life was made. A vaguely humanoid robot meant to clean toxic waste, and a good-natured amorphous blob have greater ease adjusting to the world, and the world to them, but what about an automated defense system, whose fingers are wall-mounted rifles and eyes are security cameras, that grows tired of the purpose it was explicitly built for, and perhaps opts for a different means of achieving distinction in the world, like chess?

Now far be it for me to play devil's advocate, which I am doing, as I laud scientific progress and am a staunch advocate for the Glorious Evolution, but the consequences of Zaun's unbridled advancement raise significant concerns. Piltover may seem the stuffy conservative in comparison, but its caution is not without merit. The focus of invention within the City of Progress is for the sake of the people and the world, not experimentation for its own sake. I have no doubt Piltover is far from a utopia, someone must man the factories after all, and wherever there is wealth there is poverty suffering in its shadow, but the quality of life is significantly better than a life lived across the bay in Zaun. Perhaps you sleep in the gutter beside a nobleman's mansion, but at least you can sleep without errant fumes suffocating you in the middle of the night, or an escaped experiment gnawing off your face.

Failure, if it is coming, will do so slowly within Piltover. For Zaun, an eruption is not merely likely, but expected; it is a shooting star, brilliant and beautiful for all its danger, but it swiftly burns out.

Or leaves a sizable crater.

Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

  • Dr. Ian Malcom
Ebonmaw Dragon5/24/2015, 7:24:40 AM8 votes

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Monsters like Warwick roam the streets, collecting specimens for insane experiments;** striking terror into denizens and foreigners, alike**

Hey! That is MY job... I'm THE Terror of Zaun!


By the way, you are forgetting that Piltover also has Artificial Intelligence, Orianna , the robot of Lyte, and those robots from the Jinx Video (even if its a dream)

They also create weapons like the gun from the Piltie in the comic of Ekko, item 3145 and item 3146

And Heimerdinger is not only a yordle that creates bombs... he is THE smartest person in runeterra, inventor of the star rods (Lightbulbs), the googles of MasterYi, defense systems for the city, and a improved version of the "extra hand" of Viktor, ETC.

((And i did not mentioned that Piltover is actually ally with Zilean Janna(Even if Janna was born in Zaun) and Ezreal who are strong users of Magic, Janna and Zilean even help the inventors -thezepelinrace- ))

Chilroy5/24/2015, 1:04:58 PM7 votes

You have to understand Piltover's scientific endeavor is create a perfect world. Zaun's scientists often attempt to create the perfect human/being.

Ziggs hexplosives? Perfect for demolition, even rocket propulsion. Heimerdinger created a viktor-like arm, Yi's goggles and Corki's ROFLcopter. Jayce's hammer is a multi-faceted tool. Most likely Piltover inventions are repurposed for civilian use after they've been tested.

Zaun and Piltover are looking to improve the world in two different ways, Piltover wants make the world adapt to us - Zaun wants to adapt us to fit the world.

SpaghettiTime5/24/2015, 4:21:37 PM6 votes

Fools, all of you. Both, nay, all these petty factions are doomed. The Void shall consume!

Transgressor5/25/2015, 2:38:18 AM4 votes

-Viktor.

-Transhumanism.

If Riot wants it we could have our own personal Deus Ex within LoL.

But I guess skins for ezreal and annie are of higher priority.

Ironclad Dragon5/24/2015, 11:28:50 PM2 votes

I remember it best when a fellow poster described the disparity of Zaun and Piltover.

Piltover is more about the gradual refinement of known technologies, and the strategic deployment of those technologies to accomplish great works. Zaun is more interested in revolution than revision, and tends to flit from one half-baked breakthrough to the next.

. . . here's what I consider crucial to Zaun's identity . . .

Tech: revolution over revision. Zaun is the capital of reckless experimentation and revolutionary breakthroughs. Zaunite scientists aren't necessarily smarter than Pilts, but they're more aggressive in their pursuit of The Next Big Thing, and less concerned about the consequences . . . Zaun doesn't really do half-measures, and Zaunites do not like being boxed in.

LordGeovanni5/25/2015, 12:50:27 AM1 votes

I wouldnt credit Urgot to Zaun cause its common practice on great war heros in Noxas. just happened that they ran into a problem in the ritual and the Zaunite scientist fixed it (i cant remember who it was).

Solidair35/24/2015, 10:28:50 PM1 votes

Hm, it's hard to say. Zaun is brutal and cunning, but piltover is bright, and I'm not sure we know everything they can do.

I think it's also important to consider each city-state's allies.

Zzest5/25/2015, 7:22:09 AM1 votes

DrMundo could win by himself.

Enderized5/26/2015, 2:26:23 PM1 votes

I love both, Pilt and Zhaun <3

I wish but i cannot choose between both :(

Cruel world :'( Can't see 'em fight gainst each neither in way of Sience or war!

Mori Please5/28/2015, 6:21:38 PM1 votes

Maybe thats just not piltover's style zaun is more dark dont forget that

kody watts5/29/2015, 10:21:14 AM1 votes

I enjoy how the first moment that "created, unnaturally forged life" is mentioned, the first being that comes to mind...is Blitzcrank.

Not the person Zaun is known for creating the most. Y'know. The thing Zaun literally created as a city. Only ONE post that even brought him up.

Twitch.

I mean he's literally an entirely different life. Blitzcrank was created with the prospect of sentience, yes, but Piltover could've done the same. Maybe even some of the other cities.

But could they make Twitch? No. NO ONE can copy this. Not even Heimerdinger knows how he could have possibly been created. And he even wants to make more of himself. That's a possible evolution beyond what anyone's ever imagined possible, and a revolution on Runeterra.

Don't worry though, Blitzcrank is an awesome talking robot with feelings, and he even abandoned Zaun because he thinks it's boring! Time to go walk around analyzing and insulting humans. We should totally praise him.

Man Twitch's lore sucks THAT badly now, doesn't it.