Tristana is not a filthy disgusting Yordle

Talamare··4 votes·1,799 views

Tristana is and will always be a pure blue skinned Megling, a Superior race known for their tenacity, strength and intelligence. Yordles are vile creatures who are an abominations of people and animals.

We will never EVER forget the Megling Genocide!

In our hearts, Tristana, Poppy, Lulu, Corki and Heimerdinger will always be Meglings!

10 Comments

Talamare2 votes

Gnar himself might not have a libido but I meant more of ancient times when there were 1000's of "Gnar's" running around.

While my post might not be the most constructive of posts, it is more of a rage response as there have been many many more constructive posts several years ago when the Megling Genocide began. Despite the massive amount of public outcry, Riot went thru with it. Now they move to remove the last few traces of Megling from the game completely, what else can I feel but overwhelming sadness and rage?

Now only few even remember about the Genocide, or much less even care about it.

Phife1 votes

Yordles are what happens when meglings have sex with gnar.

Talamare1 votes

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Yordles are what happens when meglings have sex with gnar.

Have sex with?

You mean when that vicious brute goes on a roid rage and violently rapes innocent Meglings?

DeadEquilibrium2 votes

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Have sex with?

You mean when that vicious brute goes on a roid rage and violently rapes innocent Meglings?

Well first off, Gnar is suppose to be mentality and physically a child (even if he does go all "GNAR SMASH!" when he gets angry). He was frozen, so while his actual age is really really old, he hasn't actually aged in mind or body. I highly doubt he has a sex drive in mini or mega form at this point.

Secondly, what is the point of the OP? You're just stating your feelings while insulting Yordles. You're not giving constructive criticism, asking why this happened, or even asking that any changes are made. While you might feel her VU is making Meglings vanish or become insignificant, and while your feelings are valid, please do something more with them than complaining. How about putting such disappointment and resentment to good use like writing ideas and lore about how Meglings REALLY are, or how the game can be improved with more Meglings. Show the world how Meglings are superior to Yordles!

SlackerboyTC1 votes

What is the difference between megling and yordle

Talamare1 votes

Yordles are basically Animals Meglings are essentially small humans with smooth blue skin for females or yellow skins for males

Dreamspitter1 votes

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Yordles are basically Animals Meglings are essentially small humans with smooth blue skin for females or yellow skins for males

Yellow????

Talamare1 votes

Corki and Heimerdinger

Best example is Piltover Custom Heimerdinger

Tilomentry1 votes

Lulu was never a megling...

Talamare1 votes

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Lulu was never a megling...

Lulu was added to the game after the Megling genocide...

She is basically designed as a Megling with her smooth blue skin

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