Kayn is the ultimate Edgelord

Malicious Metal·6/27/2017, 6:27:26 PM·94 votes·9,186 views

It's like they went down a checklist:

Dark and mysterious: ✓ SHADOWS: ✓ DEMONS: ✓ Anime/Ionian: ✓ SCYTHE WIELDER: ✓ Wild, colored hair: ✓ Fighting inner demon trope: ✓ Duality: ✓ Corruption/body transformation trope: ✓ Edgy ass name; ✓

And I love it

120 Comments

Melledoneus6/27/2017, 6:46:08 PM39 votes

MM, I see by your summoner icon you have become a fan of the 1000 degree knife experiment videos.

Arakadia6/27/2017, 7:14:18 PM16 votes

He either transforms into edge or edge, there is no other option.

DragonShea6/27/2017, 7:40:10 PM15 votes

Well. we finally get to see one of Zed's top dogs.

Beyond Legends6/27/2017, 6:31:07 PM11 votes

-1 for lack of silver hair to become the ultimate edge lord

RookPusher6/27/2017, 6:35:43 PM10 votes

Someone once wrote that the film 300 had dialogue written by an 8 year olds...ya know.

Anyway, I feel like that same author created this character. And all I can think is - I hope they made a character that really speaks to the "30-something, over worked, under paid, and stupidly attending grad school part time" player.

You know, like a zombie that just looks perennially tired:

Passive - Skillless. Due to an alarming lack of skills, your passive gold generation takes an extra second. Should have gone to Business School.

Q - Caffine Bomb: Gives you a +15% Armor bonus, and a +10% MS bonus for 4 seconds. For when you were on site at 7 a.m., and class begins at 7:00 p.m.

W - FOMO: You're poor and never have cash. Channeling this FOMO, you planes shift and are untargetable for 2 seconds.

E - Crushed Dreams: unleashing a scathing blog post on nearby enemies about how you're never going to climb the corporate ladder, all nearby enemy units and champions suffer a 75% decrease in MS. Because you should have gone to Business School.

R - Maybe I'll just quit and become a bartender: Give up on life, become a gypsy, and get a sleeve tattoo. You hurl a cocktail at a predefined location. Enemy units hit my your cocktail are charmed for 2 seconds, and give you an additional 15 gold.

Warlord Dienekes6/27/2017, 11:32:02 PM8 votes

So, question, do people like this stuff? I'm not really all up to date on internet lingo and whatnot, but I've only ever heard "edgelord" used derogatorily.

Poop Jelly6/28/2017, 4:01:42 AM8 votes

Nipple: ✓

mr Boombastic7876/27/2017, 8:33:49 PM7 votes

Well he is second on the edgelord list of LOL, but first he needs to scream about mushroom juice, tacos and how he plays wihts guns and works with an axe!

"KAYN, GET OF MY PROPERTYS YOU DANG NABBIT TRASSPASSER!!!!!!" -- Kled 2k17

Sharjo6/27/2017, 6:30:15 PM6 votes

Shieda Kayn's cool.

Rhaast is the fucking beast I wanna play him all day!

LordHippoman6/27/2017, 7:27:39 PM5 votes

I wonder how straight they'll play it. Overwatch has found massive fan success in Reaper, for example, but pretty much only because nobody takes him seriously.

Skelenth6/27/2017, 6:28:13 PM4 votes

And I love it

FTFY

Leptonium6/28/2017, 2:08:16 AM4 votes

Also, his name is pronounced like Cain, the first murderer in the Bible.

PureSilvrr6/28/2017, 3:39:06 AM4 votes

Remember to add the Soul Eater/Wakfu elements in there.

Prime Beholder6/28/2017, 4:23:08 AM3 votes

Stupid question here: What is so significant about an edgelord?

patmax176/28/2017, 6:56:47 AM3 votes

Bishounen; ✓

I'm looking foreward to seeing the TVTropes page for Kayn xD

He's got something of all the edgiest champs: Yasuo (visuals, ionia,...) Zed (shadow magic, is part of his order) Varus (bare chest, long hair, evil weapon, bishonen) Jhin (name, ionia, psychotic killer) Talon (jumps over walls, assassin) Aatrox (darkin)

Am I forgetting anyone?

edit: added elements of each champ

inuitmailman6/28/2017, 4:50:11 AM2 votes