Please say there will be more cases of perverted dialogue in future stories

darkdill·Dec 23, 2015·3 votes·929 views

With MF talking about how Illaoi slept with GP, that's about all we've got at the moment. But to make Runeterra's world seem more dark and realistic, we're gonna need more stupid thugs talking about "wanting to sample [her] goods" and the like.

Use whatever euphemisms you wish; I just hope for dialogue of the sexually suggestive nature. [slayer-jinx-wink]

Here's even one suggestion.

- "Someday I've gotta ask Cupcake how she keeps those marshmallows of hers inside that tiny dress."

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VesarixxDec 23, 20156 votes

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darkdillDec 23, 20151 votes

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Pierce The VealDec 23, 20153 votes

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With MF talking about how Illaoi slept with GP, that's about all we've got at the moment. But to make Runeterra's world seem more dark and realistic, we're gonna need more stupid thugs talking about "wanting to sample [her] goods" and the like.

Use whatever euphemisms you wish; I just hope for dialogue of the sexually suggestive nature. [slayer-jinx-wink]

Here's even one suggestion.

- "Someday I've gotta ask Cupcake how she keeps those marshmallows of hers inside that tiny dress."

No thank you.

That's not realistic, nor interesting.

I want the old lore back.

TurquoiseYoshiDec 23, 20152 votes

I don't know what world you live in, but sexual innuendos are very realistic.

And the old lore has literally nothing to do with this.

Pierce The VealDec 24, 20154 votes

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I don't know what world you live in, but sexual innuendos are very realistic.

And the old lore has literally nothing to do with this.

I don't think it's necessary in lore. In conversations, it might make sense, but not in lore.

And plus when was the last time a girl came up to you (I should put the question mark here) and gave you a sexual innuendo? Don't confuse guy talk and your dreams with reality.

TurquoiseYoshiDec 24, 20152 votes

You underestimate my friends. That happens weekly at the least.

Pierce The VealDec 24, 20151 votes

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You underestimate my friends. That happens weekly at the least.

You underestimate war and violence. In times of peace betweem casual friends it mya happen, but that just doesn't make sense in 1) 3rd person storyline 2) between several indivuals who might rip each other to shreds.

I bet you also think torture works in the real world. Hint, those are movies, not reality. Sexual innuendos are the same, with a few exceptions. Have I had them happen with friends? Indeed I have. But this situation is nothing like that on Runeterra.

darkdillDec 25, 20151 votes

Runeterra is not reality either. It's fantasy.

Pierce The VealDec 25, 20151 votes

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Runeterra is not reality either. It's fantasy.

The setting is fantasy, but if it is to maintain any respectable setting, then it needs to have realistic points. It is a land of war.

darkdillDec 25, 20151 votes

And what do you think happens to most women during wartime in a fantasy world? If Berserk is anything to go buy, most of them end up being rape victims. Just ask Casca.

Not that League's female Champions end up that way, but there's bound to be plenty of bandits or crooks who would like to use someone like Sivir like a common whore (if it weren't for the fact that she'd kill them before they blink).

Pierce The VealDec 25, 20151 votes

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And what do you think happens to most women during wartime in a fantasy world? If Berserk is anything to go buy, most of them end up being rape victims. Just ask Casca.

Not that League's female Champions end up that way, but there's bound to be plenty of bandits or crooks who would like to use someone like Sivir like a common whore (if it weren't for the fact that she'd kill them before they blink).

So sexual innuendo is something that occurs between individuals who could kill each other in the blink of an eye?

It's something more likely to occur between a superior and an inferior. Equals won't go through with such talk because of the risk, unless they were close friends, and there are no inferior champions in the League of Legends.

darkdillDec 25, 20151 votes

Moreorless. Picture this scenario.

Sivir ends up being ambushed by a group of random bandits who find her attractive and start making innuendo-based rape threats, thinking they have her beat by outnumbering and surrounding her. She then swiftly kills them all, making them pay for underestimating her.

Something like that.

Pierce The VealDec 25, 20151 votes

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Moreorless. Picture this scenario.

Sivir ends up being ambushed by a group of random bandits who find her attractive and start making innuendo-based rape threats, thinking they have her beat by outnumbering her. She then swiftly kills them all, making them pay for underestimating her.

Something like that.

In other words a mere story plot. More likely than not they'll begin by trying to restrain/kill her, not just stand there making innuendos. While I do think there may be cases where they occur, they won't occur often enough or in important enough plot sequences to actually be consistently made part of the lore.

darkdillDec 25, 20151 votes

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they won't occur often enough or in important enough plot sequences to actually be consistently made part of the lore.

That's totally fine. Consistent innuendo would make it predictable and boring, so having it occasionally or in context-specific scenarios would be far more appropriate.

Pierce The VealDec 25, 20151 votes

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That's totally fine. Consistent innuendo would make it predictable and boring, so having it occasionally or in context-specific scenarios would be far more appropriate.

Yes. Any more than the amount we have right now would be exaggerated. It's enough.

I don't want to talk about this anymore. I've already given up on Riot's lore, them following up on your request would just be another nail in the coffin to me.

DreamspitterDec 25, 20152 votes

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You underestimate war and violence. In times of peace betweem casual friends it mya happen, but that just doesn't make sense in 1) 3rd person storyline 2) between several indivuals who might rip each other to shreds.

I bet you also think torture works in the real world. Hint, those are movies, not reality. Sexual innuendos are the same, with a few exceptions. Have I had them happen with friends? Indeed I have. But this situation is nothing like that on Runeterra.

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