Please say there will be more cases of perverted dialogue in future stories

darkdill·12/23/2015, 10:19:34 PM·3 votes·929 views

With MF talking about how Illaoi slept with GP, that's about all we've got at the moment. But to make Runeterra's world seem more dark and realistic, we're gonna need more stupid thugs talking about "wanting to sample [her] goods" and the like.

Use whatever euphemisms you wish; I just hope for dialogue of the sexually suggestive nature. [slayer-jinx-wink]

Here's even one suggestion.

- "Someday I've gotta ask Cupcake how she keeps those marshmallows of hers inside that tiny dress."

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Vesarixx12/23/2015, 11:13:49 PM6 votes

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Pierce The Veal12/23/2015, 10:44:47 PM3 votes

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With MF talking about how Illaoi slept with GP, that's about all we've got at the moment. But to make Runeterra's world seem more dark and realistic, we're gonna need more stupid thugs talking about "wanting to sample [her] goods" and the like.

Use whatever euphemisms you wish; I just hope for dialogue of the sexually suggestive nature. [slayer-jinx-wink]

Here's even one suggestion.

- "Someday I've gotta ask Cupcake how she keeps those marshmallows of hers inside that tiny dress."

No thank you.

That's not realistic, nor interesting.

I want the old lore back.

shyv12/25/2015, 2:04:03 AM3 votes

this is sad and you sound really thirsty