And it turns to be our lady 
Just look.
[zombie-nunu-hearts] [zombie-nunu-hearts] [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
At least now she and 
are Extra Thicc!!!!
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/232/046/190.gif
Only Play Darius28 votesSejuani puts the CC in THICC
shitty joke sorry guys
Zero Ichimonji5 votesSorry, but only beta males find visibly muscular women attractive.
Go ahead, down-vote me. Doesn't make it any less true.
GreenLore30 votesSexyness shouldn't be the main focus for Sejuani anyway. Badassness is much more fitting for her.
SaltyToplaneGoat7 votesDunno, what if I find the badassness in specific sexy?
GreenLore9 votesThen you are lucky and get both :)
SaltyToplaneGoat5 votes[zombie-brand-mindblown]
[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
DragonShea3 votesSexyness shouldn't be the main focus for Sejuani anyway. Badassness is much more fitting for her.
One cannot got with the other
Malicious Metal26 votesI find confidence extremely attractive.
That's why I like Sejuani.
TimX24968B2 votesI just don't like how her dialogue in-game tends to make her sound kinda prideful. I feel like the only way people design girls in these games, except for some cases, are either super sexualized, or super anti-sexualized and has a stick of pride up their ass.
SaltyToplaneGoat10 votesSeju has that sort of "I take no shits from anyone GO FIGHT ME YOU COWARD!" character to. Pride just is a side effect of that. She'd get along wonderfully with Vi I think...
TimX24968B2 votesexcept vi isn't directly sexualized (fanart does, not riot really), and I don't really find any dialogue where she has that kind of pride. Probably my favorite attitude in the game is taliyah's, it just sucks cause I don't play AP champs.
Morgan le Fey2 votesThis is unrelated to rule 34, please don't rule 34 this or at least don't tell me if you do/someone has. >.>
Taliyah is the best. She has a very bright attitude, and fantastically more healthy than most other positive champs too. There's a number of mages I like as much as her playstyle-wise, but she's my go-to mid simply because her voice lines make me smile.
Janna mìd5 votesTHROW ANOTHER ROCK
Sharjo115 votesSays the the edgy teen with a japanese word in his summoner name for extra edge.
Malicious Metal67 votesOhhhh
OHHHHHH
You show 'em Sharjo!
Sharjo64 votesThe fact this twerp just arbitrarily decides how male sexuallity works pisses me off to high heaven. I will fight him I swear to god hold me back Malicious.
Malicious Metal51 votesI wouldn't hold you back. I'd join in on the beatin'
Sharjo28 votesGot the Etwahl to do beatings with if you've got Nightfall!
Malicious Metal14 voteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoyToHOWSV8
Of course.
Melledoneus10 votesGrunts in exertion
A fight? Finally! I thought I'd be dragging around this giant spectral sword for no reason!
SaltyToplaneGoat8 votesI doubt you will need it. This was a three second massacre. Never seen so many downvotes come so fast. Well, I did, but never paired with so many angry yet completly rational and correct answers.
That brat got shafted.
Melledoneus9 votesYou forget that MM can bring him back for round 2.
SzGamer2275 votesWhen Sharjo, Malicious, and Melledoneus combine their righteous power to smite a know-it-all who has no idea what he's messing with https://dreamgifs5.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/untitled-292.gif
DragonShea6 votes[{quoted}](name=Malicious Metal,realm=EUW,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=EvEzvA0f,comment-id=00030002000000000000,timestamp=2017-04-27T21:51:26.101+0000)
I wouldn't hold you back. I'd join in on the beatin'
I'll just watch. You two got it covered. I am just gonna smoke some bud while you kick his ass and rub it out on his ballsack when you are done.
Elikain3 votesFrom my personal standpoint, Illaoi is not sexy but Sejuani is spot on. Should i even be talking about sexiness when describing LoL's female cast? It's quite the conundrum and my body is confused but i digress...
Thematically, i agree that both Seju and Illaoi should look how they look. I mean, just look at Sejuani. She lives in the most inhospitable place in Runeterra, she's a Warleader and she is a rider. That alone should tell you that she needs to be fucking tough to survive in that place and that some visible muscle definition should be there.
As for that other kid, i suggest this option: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/206/893/108.jpg
Oleandervine37 votesThe irony is that the women that society defines as "hot, models, sexy beyond all reason" are actually the most biologically inefficient when it comes to bearing children and adapting to motherhood, which would be the only reason that beta/alpha males would want to exist. Biologically speaking, women like Illaoi or Sejuani, who have larger bodies and sturdier hips are more suited for motherhood, and thus more attractive mates for males.
But this all would only be relevant if we lived in a society that was neanderthal and had an alpha/beta hierarchy for the survival of the species. Since we are an enlightened society well beyond the base need to have sex and propagate the species, any who talks of this alpha/beta form of masculinity is mentally inferior, for it implies that they have not mentally progressed beyond their crude physical needs.
DragonShea7 votesThe irony is that the women that society defines as "hot, models, sexy beyond all reason" are actually the most biologically inefficient when it comes to bearing children and adapting to motherhood, which would be the only reason that beta/alpha males would want to exist. Biologically speaking, women like Illaoi or Sejuani, who have larger bodies and sturdier hips are more suited for motherhood, and thus more attractive mates for males.
But this all would only be relevant if we lived in a society that was neanderthal and had an alpha/beta hierarchy for the survival of the species. Since we are an enlightened society well beyond the base need to have sex and propagate the species, any who talks of this alpha/beta form of masculinity is mentally inferior, for it implies that they have not mentally progressed beyond their crude physical needs.
That think of a funny moment between Ashe and Sej.
: Hey Ashe, guess what?
: What is now Sejwani?
: I am better wife material that you will ever be. Even with that man you cockblock.
Skins Project4 votes
I think you meant
SaltyToplaneGoat13 votesGenerally, even in modern relationships, muscle is a better omen when "scouting for a partner".
Muscle means that this person is healthy, that they train, watch their diet, take care of themselves and have great discipline. And as the old greek already knew: a healthy mind in a healthy body.
Modern relationships are not anymore for just popping out kids. They are to make the two (or more) involved HAPPY. And that works better with someone of healthy mind and sanity, than someone who definetly got a few screws loose. I mean, I dated a borderliner for two years. That psychological abuse I wouldnt even wish my worst enemies tbh. Or try dating someone with severe chronic depression and see how they maybe not even intentionally suck up your energy and your will to live.
So no, if I want a partner, I want them strong in body and mind. Add that to the fact that my stone-age-wired brain still is triggered by the fertility-aspects, and you got even more reason to put someone like Sejuanni over a skinny topmodel.
DragonShea8 votesSays the the edgy teen with a japanese word in his summoner name for extra edge.
My man.
GreenLore2 votesNot to mention that his name also includes the number 0,the edgiest of all the numbers!!!
aLawfulFalafel3 votesi thought X was the edgiest number
my info may be outdated though
Sraeg20132 votesThat's so 2005, man. Get with the times.
aLawfulFalafel1 votesim so behind the times :(
and the year 2000 was like, 3 times ahead of its times, super edgy
Sraeg20132 votesEspecially for those that believed it's the end of the world and decided to cut themselves.
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/231/999/ba5.jpg
Mig896 votesWhen you wake up in the morning and check the boards to find sharjo just roasting people. It's gonna be a good day. Side note: sharjo you owe me for the shirt I spit my coffee on from laughing
kurthl33t3 votesWhat's a beta male?
ThugWalrus10 votesBeta male is a term used mostly by memers or trolls that means an emasculated man, or a man who is inferior or "less manly" than other men. Beta males are associated with general weakness, lack of sexual prowess, and introversion.
Nylisa3 votesbut isn't Introversion about solitude?
ThugWalrus3 votesYeah, strictly speaking introversion just means being shy or preferring to be alone. However, it is also associated with being socially awkward or being a "loner," which is someone without any friends.
Nylisa2 votesbut that doesn't mean someone like that is beta right?
junglerboy165 votesNo it doesn't, since the term isn't actually based on any hard set of facts, it's just a classification (a largely inaccurate one) of a certain type of guy made up by people trying to put people in social boxes.
SaltyToplaneGoat6 votesWrong. The only women betas go after are those below them. I want a companion who's at least on my level, both mentally and physically. Heck, if she got more brains and brawns than I so be it, catching up to her level is my job then. A true alpha doesnt give a shit if he could be outclassed - only sad sods with fragile egos do.
DragonShea6 votesWrong. The only women betas go after are those below them. I want a companion who's at least on my level, both mentally and physically. Heck, if she got more brains and brawns than I so be it, catching up to her level is my job then. A true alpha doesnt give a shit if he could be outclassed - only sad sods with fragile egos do.
In other words a beta got security issues, but an alpha is a Oga (african for boss).
SaltyToplaneGoat8 votesNah, self-proclaimed "betas" are often just losers who try to use the "underdog" status, as that wouldn't require any effort from them to actually build up strenght, mental power, or literally anything else that would make them attractive individuals on their own.
And often the self-proclaimed "alphas" are just insecure little shits with a masculinity made of brittle glass. The moment you go around and have to say you're an alpha, that moment you stopped being one. (like "A true king doesnt have to call himself king", that logic). The ideal "alpha" would be what I had described already.
So the moment someone whips out that lingo to describe himself and/or others, you know you are dealing with a little loser.
Dolasaur8 votesSo the moment someone whips out that lingo to describe himself and/or others, you know you are dealing with a little loser.
Definitely this. But also, judging people based on their sexual preferences shows insecurity regardless of whether or not you whip out the neon sign with that specific lingo.
I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with preferring a partner who's weaker than you. If you prefer a weaker partner because you want someone you can manipulate or threaten, that's one thing. But if you want someone to support, provide comfort and reliability for, etc., those relationship needs are just as valid as wanting someone you need to strive to reach. I mean, otherwise that would cut out a lot of the women that would fall into your "catch up to her" category.
Shaming people in general is problematic :)
Sraeg20132 votesbut an alpha is Oga
You called?
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/polls/770000/770207_1310272921270_full.jpg
Dextix LT2 votesI would say that only Beta males are so insecure about their masculinity that they are scared of muscular women.
aLawfulFalafel3 votesreally?
i think anyone who wouldn't consider themselves an alpha male would naturally just be considered a beta male and i doubt that would stop anyone from being attracted to any sort of human, whether small, big, skinny, thick, short, tall, male, female, black, white, etc u get the point as someone who doesn't identify as an alpha male i can tell you that in my 32 years of living i have been attracted to many different types of women for many different reasons and i can tell you that strong women are attractive in my eyes, more so even as i become more of a recluse.
from my point of view if any type of male were to actually be threatened by a strong woman it would be an alpha male since alphas tend to fight other alphas whether of the same sex or not but i still dont think this type of behaviour would dictate who someone would be attracted to, but only dictate who would be attracted to this person
