How to aggravate every champion?
Which buttons should not be pushed in regards to certain characters?
Does not want to be reminded of his past as a slave.
Probably does not like being called a courtesan (or any of the other derogatory nouns synonymous with it)
Doesn't like people who aren't in motion
Hates peace. Never try to negotiate with him with that concept
Any disrespect to the Metal, and any attempt to harm whatever is his (his skeleton and Sona) will be met with death
He'll stab anyone he suspects of Void Heresy.
Don't talk shit about her parents, especially her mom.
Do not say "you want to see her full moon".
If you want an early grave, go ahead and call her: weak, a pig, fat, or dumb.
Never talk about his lack of a manhood because he's a robot.
Do not speak poorly about his brother, steal his books, or touch his farm.
The fact that the Crystal Scar got retconned. (RIP Dominion)
Don't call her unbalanced, or insane.
Call him lame, boring, not the greatest man to ever live, etc
Tell him it's not okay
Try and get her into a life insurance scheme
Tell him Team Jacob is better
Tell him Team Edward is better
Do anything really, dude's always pissed off
Do not touch Twitch's Juice
"Even Kindred doesn't want to be your friend."
"Have you seen your bear Tibbers? Have you seen your bear Tibbers? Have you seen your bear Tibbers?"
"The order was given. So where's my pizza?"
"How about that rework?"
"Hide in any good closets lately?"
"Yi is the real dunkmaster."
"The only reason you have to go back in time is to stop yourself from being made."
"You have some weird fetishes, lady."
"Want a cigar? Too bad."
"Kalista's still better than you."
"How can a rugged male surrounded by women go this long without getting some?"
"Sona's got two big advantages you'll never have. Two very big advantages."
"Hecarim says Hi."
"Morgana's still popular."
"How is it that the spirits of death can be so bad at killing people?"
"One goal. Ten thousand years. No success."
"How does it feel to have a sister that's better than you in every way?"
"Which anime did you come from?"
"Wyvern."
"Isn't it funny how you always yell 'Cowards!' while running away?"
"You need to go on a diet."
"Ain't you just adorable?"
Hand him a grapefruit.
Replace the drink in his barrel with ginger ale.
Consistently show him videos of poros dying or getting severely injured.
Ask for her search warrant.
The floor is lava. Mwuahahaha.
Draw "Noxus rulz" all over his armor with permanent marker.
Explain that a lamp post is, in fact, a real weapon.
Blow an air horn into his ears. Watch the show.
Prove that she is actually a shade of violet, not purple.
Show her villains from movies wielding giant hammers.
Show him Crocodile hunter.
Meow mix.
Post photo-shopped pictures of him and Riven online with the caption "Newlyweds."
Show her AP Lucian and leave her feeling conflicted.
Add fruity chunks to him.
Decorate his armor with christmas lights.
Cover her with weed killer.
Challenge her to a karaoke contest.
I doubt he wants to hear that you want to milk those...
I doubt that he likes to hear you talking about his waifu
There isn't enough flour in the back room to make another pastry
Hates when people use his mushroms to get stoned
Call her Katy Perry - because she's barely covered up and we're always waiting for a wardrobe malfunction
Call her Taylor Swift - because her voice annoys me
Call her Taylor Swift - ...because she looks like Taylor Swift
Call her Nicki Minaj - because dat' ASHE ASHE ASHE ASHE ASHE
Do not tell him to take a hike. He's done that long enough.
Say something bad about gems or Ezreal.
Hate the sun.
Ask him to chill a bit (still want Pool Party Brand doe).
Just avoid them, you are dead anyway (there are probably a whole lot more just to lazy to look for every one of them).
Tell him its not March (March, march, march. - One of Shaco's laughs)
Steal Willump
Make sure he doesn't hop another dimenson
"There's no time!"
Call her Sushi.
Remind him that he is Urgot.
Tell him you don't remember his name.
Rick-roll him.
Cover him in termites.
Set him on fire.
Replace the fumes in his canister with perfume.
Dont touch her cock