In regards to this hole Fiora scene - Here's the Solution

LoL Ergo Urgot·Jul 25, 2015·10 votes·1,630 views

Wow so this has been a crazy ride. There's even some talk of feminism playing a part. Regardless of causes here's the solution:

Worried about your champion becoming ugly after a VU? Urgot welcomes this. He is so beautiful that any setbacks are minor.

Worried about your champion's flesh getting covered? You think they will ever put a shirt on that glorious body?

Worried that your champs breast size will be reduced? Urgot's supple moobs will remain untouched.

For those worried about feminism; You think feminists will ever give a hoot about Urgot?

To escape such trivial concerns, one must ascend to a higher state of existence. We must embrace The Urgod.

Got Urgot?

Edit: Almost forgot. Hey Riot? can we get Urgot's one nipple back?

6 Comments

EctasyyJul 25, 20155 votes

He still has the holy nipple on in game model. its on same side as his claw arm, but on his new splash the claw arm covers his glorious nipple lol. http://i.imgur.com/5RVaBra.png

LoL Ergo UrgotJul 26, 20151 votes

Hmm, perhaps this is wise. There are those who are not worthy or ready to witness such things.

sp441Jul 26, 20153 votes

Y'now, speaking of Our Lord and Savior, the Headsman Pride, I am a bit antsy about his inevitable VU. While I think gameplay-wise he'll be fine (as much bad rap that they get for it, Riot overall does good gameplay reworks, the only outliers off the top of my head are Olaf and Cassiopeia), I am worried that they'll make his visuals and lore too "badass", when the fact that he's a digusting, pathetic creature, an abomination borne out of a unholy combination of science and magic, having lost everything in his life save for his hatred for the man who turned him into the monster that he is is the reason why I love him.

LoL Ergo UrgotJul 26, 20151 votes

There was a red on reddit months ago asking whether people wanted Urgot to be a horrifying "has science gone too far" monster. Or if they wanted him to be disgusting. Either way, neither seem to glorified. The way you described Urgot is exactly how I hope he turns out.

Riot has a pretty good track record when it comes to the larger scale projects especially with the visuals. Karthus Heimerdinger and Sion all ended up being visual impressive and true to their thematic. I have high hopes.