Jesus Riot, there are children playing this game!

Malicious Metal··141 votes·6,370 views

Evelynn's new VO really pushes the pg-13 rating

I fucking love it

103 Comments

Sanford and Son96 votes

Think of all the places this can go item 3135

SEKAI45 votes

[{quoted}](name=Belle Sadique,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=ABNNcEcL,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2017-09-26T19:37:19.743+0000)

Think of all the places this can go item 3135

No, my child, take this instead

item 1058

mkyner26 votes

item 3040 ? [galio-happy]

Sraeg20132 votes

League of Inin?

CrazyBigfoot2833 votes

no take thisitem 1006 item 1006

Aerith Lilly5 votes

Not the beads...... .NOT THEBEADDDDDS

Terozu8 votes

You have ruined health regen for me... on the brightside now we know where the champs keep their items...

Silvarspark3 votes

{quoted}

No, my child, take this instead

item 1058

It literally says "needlessly large"

SEKAI14 votes
Catastrop29 votes

[{quoted}](name=Belle Sadique,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=ABNNcEcL,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2017-09-26T19:37:19.743+0000)

Think of all the places this can go item 3135

Lmao Eve literally fucking the enemy up the ass with magic penetration

kasfas19 votes

I wonder what she thinks of item 3027

FutureCreator12 votes

It gets much better after ten minutes

Snowplosion6 votes

Take this scroll rod and stick it..... Somewhere safe.

PurpleKingCrazy5 votes

######Now I think I know what to do with Taliyah tonight. item 3135

Taliyah

PaladinNO8 votes
PurpleKingCrazy2 votes

cold.

Taliyah

Travas13 votes

ITS SO BIG [sg-lulu]

PaladinNO14 votes

Well, you know what the Poppy says:

It's a little big, but I'll grow into it. ~ [poppy-wink]

Wolfeur9 votes

Well, when you think about it, it IS a penetration item…

midnight oil2442 votes

Usually I hate dirty jokes because they feel forced and unnecessary.

But here they pushed it so far that I actually kind of love it.

Jeddy01755 votes

But here they pushed it so far that I actually kind of love it.

Hmmm, quite fitting with the subject.

Melledoneus15 votes

Need more details... f-for my report, of course!

Starts nervously clicking pen

General Esdeath 5 votes

[sg-jinx]

TheMoralSupport1 votes

It's like reapers edgy'ness, the fact that the character is aware of their extreme character trait and flaunting it makes it so much more approachable. Fucking love her VO

midnight oil242 votes

That's very true, actually. Hadn't even though about Reaper as a comparison.

SEKAI30 votes

I'm pretty sure the line's been crossed ages ago when we have Darius chopping people in half, Singed's chemical weapon of mass destruction in lore, rework Urgot both his savage mockery at other champs and his ulti grinding victims to dust, and Xayah being an emo racist/racial supremacist.

mkyner23 votes

That line can be in strange places here in the US. Genocide, beheading, mutilation, knock yourself out. But god forbid you say the word 'nipple' on live television.

Pierce The Veal5 votes

{quoted}

That line can be in strange places here in the US. Genocide, beheading, mutilation, knock yourself out. But god forbid you say the word 'nipple' on live television.

Yep yep.

Say nipple and you're out.

Yordle Xayah20 votes

[sg-janna] I NOW HAVE TO WASH THIS F**KING THING NOW EVERY TIME I BUY IT item 3135

Chembaron Yamada10 votes

[...] F**KING THING [...] item 3135

What an appropriate description, isn't it?

Hello I am Bird17 votes

Don't let this distract you from the fact that the boards once removed a post for having official Riot artwork of Evelynn because it was "mature content"

ZER0 215 votes

Tfw riot might take this seriously and get rid of some voicelines. Kids shouldn't be playing this game anyway, I've seen Rioters say it's rated T for Teens. Get the hell out of here kiddos

TwinkiePro2 votes

They've removed lines from Kled before :/

Mistress Madoka2 votes

And Xayah

DarkRitual2 votes

Those were legit curse words in those lines though.

Skank, while insulting and potentially distasteful, isn't one of the words the FCC cares about being said on the radio.

Ralanr8 votes

Eve basically has a non disgusting cenobite dominatrix VO.

Sweet.

A Superb Villain2 votes

Are we talking Old French cenobite, Hellraiser cenobite, or Grand Cenobite Elesh Norn?

Melledoneus12 votes

I'm terrified that we have to get specific on "cenobite."

FiddlePhobia5 votes

Also in her special interactions she straight up calls Ahri a skank. I think Eve is going to be my new favorite VO.

HalfTangible4 votes

Eve's VO?!

WHERE?!

[sg-lux]

ModWulf Helhammer14 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qATgKMHy5HU

Probably should watch this with earphones

SEKAI12 votes

{quoted}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qATgKMHy5HU

Probably should watch this with earphones

And don't forget to lock the door and activate the ray shield.

Pierce The Veal3 votes

{quoted}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qATgKMHy5HU

Probably should watch this with earphones

In two minutes and I now um realized just how far Riot pushed it.

LordGeovanni4 votes

Sexual inuendos are what the pg13 rating is about its not pushing anything it would hardly be pushing a pg10 rating if there was such a thing i see sexual inuendos in E for everyone games all the time.

pedrowillfeed3 votes

First time playing LoL, kid? It has always been like this. Accept it or leave [slayer-jinx-wink]

Murl0ugh13 votes
  1. He's like Master or something.

  2. Learn to read, kid. He said RIGHT THERE IN HIS POST that he liked her new VO...

  3. I took the time to log in after half a year because I could not resist the opportunity to tell you that you are dumb.

Automated Riven10 votes

You posting this on a mm post just shows us how new you are to the boards tbh

no to toxic3 votes

I would prefer my children seeing a sexy splashart rather then developing a furry fetish by watching nothing but Disney.

DuskDaUmbreon3 votes

Why not develop both by playing Ahri and Kindred? :D

positive pIayer3 votes

I usually hate dirty jokes, but this one is probably my favorite.

"Think of all the places this can go." item 3135 item 3135 item 3135 item 3135 item 3135

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