I can't think of a bigger lore/gameplay disconnect than Blitzcrank

ModCaptainMårvelous··32 votes·2,526 views
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Of those not scheduled for an update, that is.

To start, what's Blitzcrank's lore?

Blitzcrank is an enormous, near-indestructible steam golem originally built to dispose of hazardous waste in Zaun. Evolved beyond his primary purpose, Blitzcrank selflessly uses his strength and durability to protect others. Able to see past false veneers and artifice to the truth of an intention, Blitzcrank moves to help those in need.

What does this tell us about Blitz? He's:

  • A protective defender.
  • Made to dispose/deal with hazardous waste.
  • Learning to be human.
  • A tanky powerhouse.

So what it's Blitz's in-game like?

###BRING

###ME

##THAT

#ASS

Blitzcrank is one of the most aggressive pick-champions in the game and completely designed around yanking someone into him. His stats are tank-leaning but he has no defensive steroid save for his barrier. Every single part-sans-passive of Blitzcrank's kit is for him to manhandle whoever he can get his fat metal hands on. No aspect of gameplay on Blitzcrank tells me that he's a defender of the weak and Zaun's clean-up crew to deal with hazardous waste. Plus his in-game quotes are kind of out-of-date but I can't fault that.

"Well what about Leona cap!? She's-"

Leona comes from a tribe of warlike sun-worshipping warriors obsessed with martial combat. Leona is the front-line warrior who is tanking by drawing the enemy's attention to her. She may not be Braum levels of defensive but her mindset is firmly rooted in "I'm going to cut down the problem before it's a bigger problem". Still, my point is that you can justify Leona's kit being a mesh with her story and personality. I don't see a mesh you can really justify from the subquote. That's not to say Riot can't tweak it but I think it's painting a very duality-focused image of Blitz.

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Ralanr22 votes

So we either need Blitzcrank to be a groper in lore or make his gameplay more protective (he could use a rework anyway)?

I vote option one.

Mig8921 votes

I always looked at his hook like he was pulling people out of harms way in the lore. It would be an interesting mechanic if Blitz could grab allies.

Troll for Trump1 votes

Literally Pudge from Dota

LordGeovanni1 votes

blitz doenst have a powerful scaling suppression nor does pudge shock people around him in a burst of damage.

Mig892 votes

ive never played dota to know lol.

Blackstone011 votes

Pudge's defining feature is his hook. It can hit allies and enemies.

AmazoX1 votes

{quoted}

So we either need Blitzcrank to be a groper in lore or make his gameplay more protective (he could use a rework anyway)?

I vote option one.

What if i told you.....

You can pick both option one & option two.

JAGL Aqua2 votes

{quoted}

So we either need Blitzcrank to be a groper in lore or make his gameplay more protective (he could use a rework anyway)?

I vote option one.

"Blitzcrank was created to dispose of dangerous waste... and also to get people down from lamp posts"

xxxDogmanxxx9 votes

BUILT TO DISPOSE OF HAZARDOUS WASTE

Pretty sure the enemy champions count as hazardous waste, so it makes sense that Blitz disposes of them.

SELFLESSLY USES HIS STRENGTH AND DURABILITY TO PROTECT OTHERS

Blitz has some of the best peel in the game. He literally pulls enemy champions off his teammates. He knocks them up so they can't get to his teammates. Then for good measure, he silences them as well.


If you want someone who doesn't fit his lore, look to XinZhao.

His lore says he was up against 300 people in the Fleshing (and it's confirmed he defeated around 50 at once in his previous Fleshing match). So why in game can't he even 1v5? It's false advertising.

DariusDemiurge5 votes

{quoted}

BUILT TO DISPOSE OF HAZARDOUS WASTE

Pretty sure the enemy champions count as hazardous waste, so it makes sense that Blitz disposes of them.

SELFLESSLY USES HIS STRENGTH AND DURABILITY TO PROTECT OTHERS

Blitz has some of the best peel in the game. He literally pulls enemy champions off his teammates. He knocks them up so they can't get to his teammates. Then for good measure, he silences them as well.


If you want someone who doesn't fit his lore, look to XinZhao.

His lore says he was up against 300 people in the Fleshing (and it's confirmed he defeated around 50 at once in his previous Fleshing match). So why in game can't he even 1v5? It's false advertising.

Big difference killing starving thugs, criminals and cowards vs heroes, villians and freakish creatures that rival or surpass your own amazing talent.

Cavesloth1 votes

{quoted}

Big difference killing starving thugs, criminals and cowards vs heroes, villians and freakish creatures that rival or surpass your own amazing talent.

You do have a point, but still, Xin feels like crap against anything but 1v1 unless hes fed as all get-out hes going in full health on the almost dead. Honestly I don't think his current kit he could handle even 10 starving thugs, let alone 300. Hell his backstory could fit any number of kits better than his. There's many a tank that can handle overwhelming odds better than him. Hell Darius' kit would fit his lore better rofl. Or Katarina, I could see her taking on 300 if she ults right haha. His lore could better fit his kit, but given how riots handled the last few... I can imagine how they'd make it worse.

xxxDogmanxxx1 votes

He fought mostly against Ionian Prisoners of War and creatures like Alistar, not random thugs.

50000000000000001 votes

It's not even so much he can't 1v5, but rather his kit is about trying to 1v1. He should have a shit ton of AoE DPS if his theme is gonna match his kit.

Sharjo8 votes

I find it unlikely that they're gonna give Blitzcrank a VGU anytime soon, but I definetly agree with you Captain; he needs it, especially in the kit department. Blitzcrank is someone who, lorewise, is one of the greatest forces of good in Zaun and is a being built for the purpose of utility, utility be happily brings to help out everyone he can. In game he's a fairly one dimensional champion whose gameplay revolves around "grab the guy who needs to die". He can protect with his kit but really it's not what he's built for.

I feel like there's ways of looking at his identity as a steam golem built for utility to put him in to a better place kit - thematic wise than where he currently is. I'll throw some out there:

  • Rocket grab can hit allies and yanks them to safety
  • Blitzcrank can blast steam from his body to knock back enemies
  • Blitzcrank's ultimate his him channel in an area, stunning all enemies while his channel is maintained

There is the major problem of changing his play pattern though, which would probably piss people right off. I figure at this point it'd be very hard to actual realise the thematic of Blitzcrank lorewise in his kit without throwing out his original play pattern or at the very least reworking it so heavily it doesn't play nearly the same. I worry that Blitzcrank may never get the kind of kit love he deserves because of how long he's existed as he is.

I do hope that at some point they can make Blitzcrank more like he is in the lore, but who knows if that'll ever happen. At the very least I hope he gets his visuals looked at at some point because his hands fucking irk me to look at good god. Those god damn fingers that don't move and clip through his palms annoy me so much.

Warlord Dienekes1 votes

Now, this may just be my biases showing through.

But since a lot of Blitzcrank's dialogue is about murdering humans in fun and exciting ways. And exactly none of his abilities really enforce the defender role. And his old lore didn't really even have him like people and chose to rework himself into a violent robot.

Wouldn't it just make more sense to have his lore updated to say some random pseudo-sciency bullshit happened and his wires got crossed and now he is on a rampage through Zaun and Piltover? Or at the very least, do a Frankenstein's monster thing with him wanting other robots like him and being totally apathetic toward people.

Hell, it even could add potential development for Viktor seeing how his creations can be used for evil, and cause him pause about the whole mechanization process. Allow Jayce to reason that the machine wouldn't have turned evil if it had actual emotions and not cogs. Viktor claiming that it was just an error in his design and he could do better next time. All that good stuff.

Sharjo1 votes

I mean that's possible. I wouldn't want that myself cuz I like Blitz as he was established when he was updated this year, but it's definetly a path they could take.

Warlord Dienekes1 votes

Question though, do you particularly play Blitz?

Cause his gameplay and personality is pretty distinctive. It’d be kind of weird to do a 180 on that. Not that Riot won’t. I think we all can think of times where they mostly ignore the originals for their reworks. But I kind of think that should be discouraged.

Sharjo1 votes

I do, got mastery 5 on him, he's enjoyable as it currently stands and doesn't really need the amount of kit changes I've suggested. But I'm also of the opinion that Skarner (A champion I have mastery rank 7 on) could keep his spires while having his supression removed and he'd be a better champion for it. I'm weird like that.

Warlord Dienekes1 votes

Nice, then you're more qualified in your opinion for where to take him than I am.

I do still think completely rewriting a lore that doesn't fit, only to then change his playstyle to fit that lore seems really backwards, since the old lore actually fit the playstyle.

Dead Anime Dad7 votes

Blitz's kit is a staple in league of legends, very iconic. I think changing it would make plenty of people angry. If nothing else his hook is guaranteed to stay.

Arakadia1 votes

I would hope they would siphon some power out of it though.

LordGeovanni5 votes

Blitz w moves faster to save people blitz e powerfully lifts up toxic waste blitz q to collect waste or save people from far away platforms blitz r ima golem and run on magical technology let me shock you with the logic from another world than runeterra.

AmazoX4 votes

{quoted}

So what it Blitzcrank in-game like?

###BRING

###ME

##THAT

#ASS

I love this. [zombie-brand-clap]

6FlagsFunnelCake3 votes

Blitz, along with JarvanIV.

I can't imagine any gameplay niche that Jarvan is filling. As of right now, he's just a funny looking royal who swings a weird stick around and occasionally makes walls.

Lorewise, he's meant to be the somewhat young, naive and reckless prince. On the other side of that however, he's meant to be very inspiring to his soldiers, choosing to fight alongside them in honor and glory rather than commanding from the sidelines.

Sharjo14 votes

I mean J4's gameplay style is that of a frontline commander; inspiring troops to join in the fight and dictating the battle lines (attack speed bonus on his Demacian Standard, creating terrain to dictate the flow of the fight). I don't think he does it very well personally but he has elements of that theme.

Ravenhale7 votes

I can't join the fight because his wall is in my way. ^_^

Sharjo1 votes

You can't shoot in to it/ fire spells in to it/ jump in to it yourself?

Ralanr6 votes

That’s because they aren’t manly enough.

LordGeovanni1 votes

not everyone has ranged spells and mobility that goes over walls. aka the front liners who tower over mountains cant go over slightly large walls with their dash Galio

sumerska3 votes

Blitz reminds me a bit of BayMax from BigHero6 ^^

Lord Phazanor 3 votes

This post should be deleted. If Riot reads it, either they'll destroy Blitz's lore or his kit (or even both).
Please, don't draw attention to him.

Disulfiram3 votes

{quoted}

  • A protective defender.
  • Made to dispose/deal with hazardous waste.
  • Learning to be human.
  • A tanky powerhouse.

To be fair, blitz can be played that way too:

  • keep some distance from the squishies
  • when a Jarvan jumps them use your grab to take him away
  • flame your team
  • build tanky
Cavesloth3 votes

After what they did to Varus and Volibear, honestly I'd rather they leave him alone lols. Who knows how they'd make it worse, but they would.

LSmaster162 votes

Blitzcrank was a gentle protector of Zaun but then his fist was revealed to be a Darkin

Ebonmaw Dragon2 votes

{quoted}

What does this tell us about Blitz? He's:

  • A protective defender.
  • Made to dispose/deal with hazardous waste.
  • Learning to be human.
  • A tanky powerhouse.

Mana Barrier is used as a protection of the Toxic waste of Zaun. Rocket Grab is used to take the toxic waste that is in places that are hard to reach. Overdrive Is just Blitzcrank using more energy than the usual in order to run faster. Power Fist ... yeah, that is just Blitz punching people. Static Field is the effect of the energy that he uses.

The thing is that his skills do have connection with what he does, however the use that the "summoners"(notcanon, but in game) give to those tools that he have is not related to cleanning thing, unless you count his enemies as toxic waste.

Jaspers2 votes

TahmKench - He's a demon that preys on people devouring them and their souls.

Gameplay... not so much.

DuskDaUmbreon1 votes

Well. Devouring people? Check. (W)

Bargains that turn out terrible in the end? Check. (Your TK is always a troll, but you think it's a good idea because he's logically the best peeling support)

River traveller? Check...sorta. (R counts for travel, but not much to do with the river).

He's not that far off from story.

Mansana2 votes

I agree. How the heck is he protective?

"The time of men has come to an end."

"Exterminate, exterminate."

"Quake in fear, fleshling."

He sounds like a terminator with no remorse. Wasn't he created by Viktor or something along those lines? He's a soul-less robot with little to no emotion. His story could be so much more once they find a purpose for him.

DariusDemiurge1 votes

Blitzcrank in lore a hero. Blitzcrank in game Joe Biden.

We must remember he was made to be a bruiser top laner in the beginning of league. How I miss those days.

GrReaper961 votes

At least he has a REAL lore item 3070 Nunu item 3070

Kullen1 votes

YES MAKE BLITZ PULL ALLIES THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

Teriyaki Bukkake1 votes

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Teriyaki Bukkake1 votes

I will admit tho blitzcrank is still super stinky as a character

Abibyama1 votes

##EHEM Orianna

Invisible Thot1 votes

Make him gay for viktor for his lore rework

MXXXXXL1 votes

Then his lore is outdated and is 100% of the problem here, don't rework his kit just for the sake of this game's lore.

Warlord Dienekes1 votes

Amusingly, I think the Blitz lore is relatively new.

zlumpy1 votes

His speed buff gets replaced with a shoryuken then Maybe? Just punch the problem away.

Fedoran1 votes

I think the biggest disconnect is my bot lane.

Craft Zeppelin1 votes

If Blitz says "I came looking for booty" in a Brooklyn accent in his new voiceline, I would die laughing.

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