@Community: Give Riot some lines to use for a Miss Fortune VO update

darkdill·4/13/2017, 6:34:28 PM·3 votes·1,019 views

Riot might have logistics trouble in getting VO updates going, but let's ease their burden a bit by suggesting some dialogue.

To start off this series, I'm going to go with everyone's favorite busty bounty hunter, Miss Fortune. If you have some lines you think would work, post them below.

I'll have my own ideas in the comments.

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darkdill4/13/2017, 7:05:24 PM4 votes

Here are my own ideas. They're not refined, so take with appropriate salt.


**Taunting enemy Gangplank ** "This time when I kill you, I'll make sure to double-tap." "You'll need more than oranges for what I've got planned for you."

**Taunting enemy Ahri ** "You really need magic to rope in a man? What a pity."

**Taunting enemy Caitlyn ** "Nice rifle. Almost makes me ignore that ridiculous hat."

**Taunting enemy Illaoi ** "Tentacles are NOT my thing, Illaoi."

**Joke near Jinx ** "You WISH you had guns like mine."

**Taunting enemy TahmKench ** "Must you slobber all over EVERYTHING?" "A big mouth and an even bigger target."

I'll post more later.

La Bello4/13/2017, 9:59:32 PM3 votes

Graves "Im giving you one chance to walk away Graves" "ugh.. I want to parlay with BRAINS behind the operation not the brawn" "wait...wheres the cigar?"

TwistedFate "We dont need to fight Tobias. Just walk away from this" "yeah..I can sorta see how sending you to your deaths might've been wrong.

Gangplank "you can never suffer enough for what you did..." "I WILL kill you this time. " "back from Davy Jones locker already? good that means I get to KILL you again"

Illaoi "sorry about what I did to your boyfriend but he had it coming..." "We dont have to fight priestess. Your people have a place in Bilgewater"

Fizz TahmKench ".talk about catch of the day" "wait....a....talking....fish?" "I think I've had to much rum. "

Kalista Karthus Hecarim Yorick

"I cant allow the black mist to claim any more than it already has" "the Black Mist? wheres that damn Kraken priestess when you need her!"

Nautilus

"just what the hell are you?"

Killing an enemy: "goodnight sweety" "as deadly as I am beautiful" "feed the fishes" "Blow the man down~" "Dead men tell no tales..."

going base "nothing but powder monkeys" "see? that wasn't so hard Sarah..." "now for Step 3....."

Mordepool4/13/2017, 6:42:52 PM3 votes

I shot you down. Bang Bang.

Ravenhale4/14/2017, 12:31:01 AM2 votes

More thoughts after my afternoon jog/shuffle/whatever us out of shape people do that count as exercise...

Generic Jokes:

"Ever play Rock, Paper, Scissors? Black Powder wins."

"Heavier than they look. My holster snapped."

"Think you can handle me... well do ya?" (Personal opinion that the old movement line should be modified like a Dirty Harry reference and moved to a joke)

Really wanted to make a "bounty/booty" joke, but the translaters suggest that would be a nightmare.

Generic Taunts:

"Sometimes I moonlight as a Saucy Barfly... Other times I'm a Calculating Ship Captain..." (If you know Cutey Honey, you get the gist)

"I'll give you a head start. That will make it interesting."

"Could you try fighting back? We'll both enjoy this more."

Ravenhale4/13/2017, 9:47:58 PM2 votes

Well.. since Trist has roughly 20 lines of Attacking/Moving, I was thinking of things Fortune might say for the most common of things (since she only has 6 Attacking and 8 Moving which include a couple odd lines breaking the 4th wall so to speak).

Attacking:

"I call this aggressive parley."

"When negotiations fail..."

"This won't hurt for long."

"You don't get this reputation playing nice."

"Good thing bullets are cheap."

"I don't have to miss." (Princess Bride moment... sorry)

"You can have my opinion."

"The sea isn't forgiving."

"Now that's a deal-breaker."

"Simple, yet effective."

"How much are you worth?"

"Nothing personal. Just business."

Moving:

"You have to be quick in all things."

"On to the next order."

"I could run this place better."

"Some people need to be killed."

"Trust your instincts more than pretty words."

"Respect is being able to drink more than them."

"Know when to be polite. Know when to be ruthless."

"They obsess over taming the wild. Some learn better."

"A retreat can give the upper hand."

"I've been in the revenge business for so long..." (yea... I keep going to that)

And while I know only a few have this and it could be applicable to just about any champion...

Respawning:

"That could have gone better."

ReisenTheDos4/14/2017, 11:34:25 PM1 votes

I'm surprise no one made allied/enemy taunts for Nami ! Than again I wouldn't know what she'll say to her either.

Caitlyn "Hey sheriff! Heard you're struggling to catch one simple bounty. Need any advice?" (Taunt is towards either not finding "C" or catching Jinx.)

I wanted to add one more, but I didn't know how to word it. Pretty much a Lord of the Rings reference with Legolas and Gimli counting kills but with how many bounties/criminals they capture instead.

Lùmen4/13/2017, 7:06:59 PM1 votes

"You're just a pawn in my game, Graves\TF"

Gear Kitty4/13/2017, 10:15:45 PM1 votes

MF completes her ult with one or more kills:

"Blunder-busted."

MF is killed during her ult, overrides her death line:

"Blunder-busted..."

There's plenty of other good lines in the thread that I would love to see happen, thought I'd tackle something a bit more unique.

Warlord Scrap4/13/2017, 6:35:21 PM1 votes

i really hate oranges