Vladimir's puns are so painful, they make me not want to play him.

Sorgklaan·Sep 19, 2015·8 votes·5,473 views

Seriously, they are the cringiest quotes in the game and always have been.

29 Comments

RiotUtoraSep 23, 201533 votes

OP looks like someone who's got alot going on beneath the surface. Guys, lets pool our efforts and help him out!

IcyPepperSep 23, 201511 votes

But what if our efforts are in vein? I hope we can B Positive.

Laughing FishSep 23, 20155 votes

We are making trickling progress.

RiotUtoraSep 23, 201511 votes

I would so badly want to work on a full Vladimir rework. New VO, tons crazy processed lines, core abilities maybe stay similar but overhaul passive and E. he's one of my all time favorite champs - would be so fun!

Makuta TeridaxSep 23, 20154 votes

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I would so badly want to work on a full Vladimir rework. New VO, tons crazy processed lines, core abilities maybe stay similar but overhaul passive and E. he's one of my all time favorite champs - would be so fun!

Can you PLEASE do that? I've always been interested in him to an extent, but his abilities seem a bit weird, his model is just plain bad unless you have Soul stealer and the lack of voices is meh.

Just like Shen (hoping this guy gets a VU with his rework because honestly, that'd be hot). Or Morde (pizza feet).

CuixSep 23, 20152 votes

A Vlad VO where the puns are cleverer and more sparely used would be nice. Give off the vibe of someone with a sense of humor, rather than the super forced flood of them we have now. Just gotta avoid making him purely grimdark; the League needs to keep SOME whimsy outside of Yordles (lookin' at you, GP and Sion, justified as it was).

CatastropSep 23, 20153 votes

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I would so badly want to work on a full Vladimir rework. New VO, tons crazy processed lines, core abilities maybe stay similar but overhaul passive and E. he's one of my all time favorite champs - would be so fun!

If this happens, I say this on behalf of the entire community, give him more puns.

DaenSep 23, 20151 votes

If anything, connecting his Q to his E more strongly could be a good place to go with his kit so that he's less "heal 150 hp instantly and unavoidably every 5 seconds" and more based around stacking himself up and using blood in more engaging ways.

5000000000000000Sep 19, 20159 votes

Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.

damnfoolishyetiSep 22, 20153 votes

B- get it? hahaha sips item 3174

Solidair3Sep 23, 20156 votes

Vlad has the best VO in the game and you would do well to remember that.

MerxamersSep 23, 20155 votes

Vlad's puns are glorious and getting rid of them would destroy the champion completely.

CarlosHathockSep 23, 20154 votes

Yeah if you do a rework on vlad im just gonna quit league All your reworks are shit and end up being super op and then getting nerfed to trash tier or just being there regardless... Dont do this pls

RiotUtoraSep 23, 201523 votes

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Yeah if you do a rework on vlad im just gonna quit league All your reworks are shit and end up being super op and then getting nerfed to trash tier or just being there regardless... Dont do this pls

well that escalated quickly.

MerxamersSep 23, 20156 votes

come on, let it ALL out!

AuryielSep 23, 20151 votes

Change his E to something other than ''If you're in range, you take damage'', make his Q healing dependent on using his new E properly

Whoa, you've got a Vlad with counterplay and much more limited free healing, probably in exchange for more reward when doing well

He doesn't need a full rework imo

ChimeiTekinaNasuSep 24, 20151 votes

sssh, it's okay, Utora. Everyone knows your reworks aren't that bad and only 1 or 2 people hate them all =P

DaenSep 23, 20152 votes

That was from so far out of left field I don't think we're on Earth any more.

ModPrandineSep 23, 20152 votes

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Yeah if you do a rework on vlad im just gonna quit league All your reworks are shit and end up being super op and then getting nerfed to trash tier or just being there regardless... Dont do this pls

Well how would you improve Vladimir then? All I see you doing here is overreacting because someone proposed an idea that you don't like. If you have any ideas then let's here them.

Anyways, to the OP, just mute the Voice Volume in-game if you don't want to hear his quotes. If you don't want to do that, then just deal with it, as I honestly fail to see how a character's quotes make you not want to play as them.

ChimeiTekinaNasuSep 24, 20151 votes

Can you just...kindly not be so rude and explain why all the reworks aren't that good??

"Rework Vlad, I'll quit cause all your reworks are shit". Cause that was a bit uncalled for. No need to be so harsh like that. It's okay to not like a rework, but dang, to call them all shit is just too much.

magic poleSep 24, 20151 votes

the boards: where Riot gets to feel what we feel in solo queue :X

DoomchemSep 23, 20154 votes

Would you bloody stop with this nonsense? Vlad's puns are one of the greatest things to seep into the League of Legends. In the vast canal of champions, the master of puns is the valve that holds back the torrent of bland and disinteresting characters that could potentially replace him!

If you must change Vlad, update him all you want, but keep those pun nerfs away.

AMYS GRAVESep 23, 20154 votes

You're just mad cuz he always gets first blood. Why you clot to be so mad, Is he just not your type? Saying his VO is cringeworthy is just misbleading. Does he just take too much out of you to play? Maybe the vampire theme has been bled dry.

Oh well, just have a bloody mary, chill by his pool for an hour, and then if you still think he sucks then any arguments i make here would be in vein.

SKOBODOSep 23, 20152 votes

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Seriously, they are the cringiest quotes in the game and always have been.

Have you considered the legendary skin? Sure, it'll cost you 1820 RP, but you'd get a new VO at least.

warpenguin555Sep 23, 20152 votes

this thread seems to be negative, so its just his type XD

SEKAISep 23, 20151 votes

Y u have 2 B so Negative?

Y u no like a tiny bit of aids in yo toon?

warpenguin555Sep 23, 20151 votes

i think that this thread was made in vain. the amount of puns people will post makes just making this thread a draining exercise. But maybe i can can join in and we can pool our efforts and get a pint after we finish. Think about my request before you answer, because this could be a vital decision. But just so you know, we could make some trickling progress as long as nothing is leaking.