A story I made about the KDA squad.

Pixelfish123·1/26/2019, 6:05:46 PM·2 votes·730 views

Please LeeSin to me tell you a storry. One day the KDA squad was super broke after buying flashy outfits. They only had a couple dollars left so they decided to buy lottery tickets. After 18 continuous attempts a guy name Notorious Nocturne and his brother, Ilis, would always win. Everyone knew he was evil. Everyone just called him N. After the 219th attempt,Ahri said, “Oh Fiddlesticks we lost again and now we’re in debt! UGH Kennen just stop hiJax ing the system? Like what the Hecarim ” “He is so Aatroxcious. This is aGraves concern!” They were in the middle of their dinner of Kayle , Fizz y wine,Candy Kayns and gana a dish they made themselves after going on their world tour to Ghana. “You guy made gana! No way I love gana!” Kaisa said after eating a whole bowl of it. “Give me Morgana !” “Hey! We like gana too! We want Morgana too! You had a bowl already eat your Kayle .”,said Akali . “Fine gimme some wine.”, said Kaisa . “I would If i could pull out the Corki !” said Akali “Your weak…”, said Kaisa. Kaisa expertly pulled out the Corki and took a sip. “Mmmmm this is good wine what Brand is it?” “It’s Fizzy Wine bySona Co.”, Said Akali “Who’s better Cardi B Orianna ” asked Evelynn. “Ummm probably Rihanna”, said Ahri “NO WAY! It’s Cardi B!”, said Akali “Nope It’s KDA! Uh”, said Kaisa “You know who we can ask for help to stop N?”, said AkaliNautilus ”,Ahri said. “No actually. Let’s just Malphite him and go to the bank and get a loan!” So then Evelynn and Ahri snuck in to N’s home. They creaked open the door and walked over the Thresh hold. They saw item 1043s and item 1055s on the walls and even saw a Stattik Shyvana (item 3087) shelf. Then they finally came to his room where they saw him sleeping on a Trundle bed. They charmed N and Sivir ly injured him. Then burned his house down into Ashes.But Ilis wasn’t gonna let N die in Vayne . “How do you think we did Akali?” said Evelynn and Ahri in unision. “Aziro out of ten.”, she replied. “Come on… We were Viktorious!” But even after the KDA squad was still super broke until Akalisaid, “Guess what ! Iverned enough money to buy a ticket!” “Only enough for one ticket?”, asked Ahri “Hey,Elise I have some money. And it's eZac ly enough to buy one ticket!”, replied Akalias she went online to get a poroball ticket. “Do you think we can win?”, said Ahri . “Maybe we’ll have good Karma after beating him but don’t Jinx it!”,Evelynn said. The next day when the sun was Ryzeing. They checked the lottery numbers. AND THEY WON! They were so happy! Kaisa said, “Wow no way! That’s like a one in a Zileanchance! We are so Luxy! Is this even real???” Evelynn said, “Yup all of this Ezreal!” Ilis called them through an untraceable phone and said “I’ll get you back!” Kaisa was scared and she immediately hung up after saying, “Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu(nu)Nunu ! They felt a Rumble . “Is it an earthquake???”Evelynn said. “No it’s Ilis!!!”, Kaisa said. "

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Pixelfish1231/27/2019, 10:35:40 PM1 votes

VOTE ON MY DUMB STORY :(