The one type of champion I want

In a perfect world, there is a champion for everyone (heck for me it's Gnar). Everyone has a champion that fits a similar concept to something thing they like, no matter how weird. However, there is a very simple champion I want, that Riot hasn't given, and I don't know why. It's a simple idea that they must have thought yet haven't used.

Riot, I want a Yordel who uses a sword.

That's it. No special abilities, crazy lore or heck, doesn't even have to be made for my main lane. I just want an adorable little yordel with an adorable little sword. Or heck, give them a sword that's hilariously bigger than them. I just want to see this concept used for a champion. Please Riot, you have pure gold. Use it.