Yasuo Poem

So apparently the original got deleted and I didn't have it saved, so thanks riot. (didn't even get an explanation as to why it was removed so I assume the boards just glitched out). but here you guys go...again. vote for the next one :)

So soon, So soon after Yone, I throw myself at them, Dashing faster than they can see, Winds howling around me, As they fill with fury. At one, I'm stronger than they are, Hurling tornadoes, On the rift and scar. At two, I'm untouchable, Just moving too fast, they won't last. At three, I'm godlike, a lane bully, in one power-spike. I'll direct, what you can do, what you can't, and may mercy find you, should you stray from your turret, because it won't end well, but it will end fast. One crit, two crit, It's insane, as i heal from it. I overextended, and then came Warwick, I should have set up a tent, for that camping dick. I should have known, they'd camp the pro player, but oh well, they didn't outplay me, so let them dance, and I'll come back to lane, with 100% crit chance. They backed, and I took a turret, then another, then wandered down to bot, where my windwall, meant their ADC was useless, couldn't do anything at all. As the teamfights begin, in goes Malphite, then Wukong, at this rate, it doesn't take the wombo combo long. There's just a few stragglers, running from my blade, so I cut them down, I'm sure to get the S grade. The inhibitor falls, their surrender vote begins, but can I reach the nexus, before they let us win? A double explosion, to celebrate my skill. I'll accept this win, ever a freebee, what could they have possibly done to stop me? GG EZ!

and an alternative ending

So soon, So soon after Yone, I throw myself at them, Dashing faster than they can see, Winds howling around me, OH HELL, ITS MALZ- FIRST BLOOD