Master Yi poem

The Poetic Zed·11/26/2015, 11:45:15 PM·10 votes·1,650 views

Walk into the jungle, with my adc and tank, waiting for camps to spawn, but there's a five-man gank. I died, but the other two got away, they stole my red buff, but I know it'll be okay, because I'm master Yi, and once I'm sated, everyone will rage, about this champ Rito created. I go through the camps, blade swinging fast and precise, bot need's some help, but it can wait, I'll just afk farm, until I put fear in the enemy, as they flee from harm, flee from me, Yi, but to no avail. Health bars going down, One, double, triple, quadra, PENTA, they all fall before me, the all powerful, right click master Yi. The turrets are down, next the inhibitor falls, and the enemy team rages, tells me to grow some balls, to play a real champ, but hey, they could have banned him, It's not my fault, that they didn't ban Yi. It's just one more win, One more victory for me.

21 Comments

Mister Sunglow11/27/2015, 1:37:05 AM3 votes

This is awesome! I actually read it out in more of a rap style... LOL

Virgin Ray11/27/2015, 7:27:31 PM2 votes

Bard Poem

The game starts I go to the jungle I collect the chimes I collect more chimes I collect 25 chimes The ADC rages The Adc feeds Everyone looks at me Asks me to go bot I collect the chimes I collect more chimes I collect 25 more chimes I have 100 chimes The enemy pushes bot The ADC dies The bot inhib is gone My team gets aced And I lose the game.

RetroRage9611/27/2015, 3:16:30 AM1 votes

Sion DrMundo Volibear Leona

RIPxMidnight11/27/2015, 4:22:51 AM1 votes

Good but needs more history

MasterYi item 3089

Coolwhip19111/27/2015, 6:06:15 AM1 votes

I would like to see a truly outrageous poem. Taric

Zhire11/27/2015, 6:55:02 AM1 votes

toooo loooooooooooooooooooong for my liking

Teemo or Feedmo11/27/2015, 12:09:20 PM1 votes

make a lee sin poem!

Arakadia11/27/2015, 6:49:05 PM1 votes

Make one on how LITERALLY nobody grabs Thresh's lantern. You just watch as they die, then they blame you.

Yrzen11/27/2015, 2:38:04 AM1 votes