Master Yi poem
Walk into the jungle, with my adc and tank, waiting for camps to spawn, but there's a five-man gank. I died, but the other two got away, they stole my red buff, but I know it'll be okay, because I'm master Yi, and once I'm sated, everyone will rage, about this champ Rito created. I go through the camps, blade swinging fast and precise, bot need's some help, but it can wait, I'll just afk farm, until I put fear in the enemy, as they flee from harm, flee from me, Yi, but to no avail. Health bars going down, One, double, triple, quadra, PENTA, they all fall before me, the all powerful, right click master Yi. The turrets are down, next the inhibitor falls, and the enemy team rages, tells me to grow some balls, to play a real champ, but hey, they could have banned him, It's not my fault, that they didn't ban Yi. It's just one more win, One more victory for me.
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