New Sejuani Skin: Sausageuani

nonamewarrior··14 votes·2,752 views

I believe Sejuani is very underplayed, and I wanted to give her a funny skin that a lot of people would love. I thought all of her skins looked the same (with the exception of that bear) so, I wanted her to have an extraordinary skin. She would basically be a small pink pig... Riding a bigger pig. There's more. Instead of the basic whip with a crystal on the end, it would be sausage links with a ham on the end. Instead of frost, she would swing around meat juice. She would also freeze her enemies like they are in a meat freezer. All of her sounds and cries would be oinks and squeals. I thought it would be hilarious.

This is obviously just a funny pic i threw together:

10 Comments

InvalidGuest3 votes

Reverse Sejuani

nonamewarrior2 votes

I thought of that.... but it would look very sexual.

Like zoophilia

EMOFRATPARTY3 votes

*Actual artwork depicted.

EDIT: I was just joking...I think it's a cool idea! Downvotes confuse me.

Krizalid2 votes

I hate pigs :P

Rafael Merlo2 votes

As a Sejuani main I really don't like this. Bristle is not a pig; he is a Boar. And that means what Plentakill did on their music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrb3z7nqgNQ

I agree that she needs a funny skin, but that would better be suited by a Pool Party one where she rides a Turtle and slaps people with a wet towel. But the true really epic skin I am asking for help to push further is nothing less than:

DRAGONRIDER SEJUANI

Imagine a color pallette of purple and white, as if she's riding a Bahamut. Or any color, man. Dragons. Just Dragons. Dragonriders of Berk did it the right way. Let's push for it o/

nonamewarrior1 votes

So... you contradicted yourself. I never said Bristle is a pig, and you want skins that would make bristle a turtle... or a dragon? Why? If she rode a dragon, it would have to fly and/or breathe fire. You obviously are a crazed fan of How to Train your Dragon, and I appreciate if you made your post a separate discussion.

This skin is funny not because Bristle is a pig (because he's not) it's because it's a cuter version of a boar, and it's funny because it's a freaking pig riding a pig with ham and sausages for weapons.

Tsume2 votes

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD Oh god XD It's like Anastasia's drawing!

SvartbenUS1 votes

It's acctually a bit gruesome that a pig uses dead pig-parts as weapons...

tau431 votes

For some reason this sounded like Saskatchewani in my head. Although, I would get a Canadian Sejuani skin.

Robotic Dolphin1 votes

Instantly bought

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