Neez'dutz - the pair of 2 round objects in a sack from the void

PassiveI got him neez'dutz spams his taunt every time he damages an enemy champion, which is basically him bouncing up and down in a retarded way, this cannot be disabled whatsoever.

QTrue Teabag neez'dutz reels back and launches himself and stuns and damages all enemies he comes in contact with

WCan you tie them in a knot passive: whenever an enemy champion gets near neez'dutz they are feared for 0.5 seconds, active: neez'dutz charges up and expands very rapidly in an area, knocking back all enemies and dealing damage

EThey make the metal detector go off passive: neez'dutz takes 20% reduced damage when over 50% health, but takes 20% more damage when below 50% health, neez'dutz can activate to increase his damage reduction for a short time, but loses the passive damage reduction while on cooldown

RCloudy with a chance of neez'dutz neez'dutz summons a plethora of arcane substances to rain down in an area (think gangplank ult combined with kogmaw)